I'd like to be rude to my parents for almost naming me Fiona.
Do you realize how many Shrek-related comments I would have to deal with being a child born in 2006?
Thank the holy cup of mac n cheese that I was named marijuana instead.
Yoooo I was almost named Fiona too?!?!
Yooooooo that's whack my guy!??!?!?!
Instead of naming me that, we ended up naming my cat Fiona.
Heck yeah, Almost Named Fiona Crew™️
Honestly didn’t think I’d hear of another person who was almost named that ahaha!
Imagine 2002 and 2006 kids named Fiona though
God that woulda sucked dude
The S H R E K J O K E S we woulda gotten
Lmao I was almost named Mabel
Oh my god ash I'm so sorry
I know
My mind went straight to Gravity Falls-
My xgf was almost named Elly which wouldn’t have suited her at all
my grandfather, who most definitely is depressed, tried challenging my sister's depression by saying "do you sometimes wake up and just feel like crying? yeah, me too. just go outside and you'll be fine"
he's a d!ck
Bruh I love depressed adults having no sympathy for younger folks w depression
My mind went straight to Gravity Falls-
Someone said I give off her vibes once after I almost fell out of a tree and got scraped by many thorns at a track meet
Also, broke up with my girlfriend last night and today I immediately fell for this girl on my floor. She's very cute and I think I'm in love with her
Circling back to this and I don't know that I'm okay right now. I'm very sad. Gonna cry when I get back to my dorm probably
So I saw a huge spider charging towards my chair while I was downstairs. That was at 1:55am. I decided to leap from the chair and go up to my room. ANOTHER ONE of the same size and speed ran out from under my bed and onto the nearby towel and I froze. I then started to panic. I was crying and then it moved and I screamed. I then proceeded to stare at where it had moved to simply shaking and loudly crying in the hopes that someone would come and help. It then started charging towards my bed and I feckin SCREAMED. I ran out of my room screaming and fell to my knees in the hallway. My entire family woke up at this point and I was panicking so much that I curled up in a ball on the floor. That was at 2:30am. The kids started crying because I was crying, and then when mum went into my room to find the spider it had vanished. I’m now sleeping in my siblings’ room with the light on because I’m terrified. It is now 3:04 am:
Lmao I was almost named Mabel
Maybe it's just because I'm a Diviners fan but I love the name Mabel
Also, broke up with my girlfriend last night and today I immediately fell for this girl on my floor. She's very cute and I think I'm in love with her
Circling back to this and I don't know that I'm okay right now. I'm very sad. Gonna cry when I get back to my dorm probably
Do you want consolation or distraction?
Also, broke up with my girlfriend last night and today I immediately fell for this girl on my floor. She's very cute and I think I'm in love with her
Circling back to this and I don't know that I'm okay right now. I'm very sad. Gonna cry when I get back to my dorm probably
Do you want consolation or distraction?
Distraction
Lmao I was almost named Mabel
Maybe it's just because I'm a Diviners fan but I love the name Mabel
It's definitely just because your a diviners fan
Also, broke up with my girlfriend last night and today I immediately fell for this girl on my floor. She's very cute and I think I'm in love with her
Circling back to this and I don't know that I'm okay right now. I'm very sad. Gonna cry when I get back to my dorm probably
Do you want consolation or distraction?
Distraction
Watch a giraffe give borth. We did that in bio once and I was thinking about it for w e e k s
Also, broke up with my girlfriend last night and today I immediately fell for this girl on my floor. She's very cute and I think I'm in love with her
Circling back to this and I don't know that I'm okay right now. I'm very sad. Gonna cry when I get back to my dorm probably
Do you want consolation or distraction?
Distraction
Watch a giraffe give borth. We did that in bio once and I was thinking about it for w e e k s
See, I think that sort of thing is the exact opposite of the feeling they want to experience
Also, broke up with my girlfriend last night and today I immediately fell for this girl on my floor. She's very cute and I think I'm in love with her
Circling back to this and I don't know that I'm okay right now. I'm very sad. Gonna cry when I get back to my dorm probably
Do you want consolation or distraction?
Distraction
Watch a giraffe give borth. We did that in bio once and I was thinking about it for w e e k s
See, I think that sort of thing is the exact opposite of the feeling they want to experience
No no, let mj speak
let the marijuana speaketh
We also spent an entire class period looking at toob worms
I'm trying to send cat photos but they're not going through >:(
once again like to be rude to my dad for refusing to stop at some random house on the way home bc I wanted to pop the inflatable Frosty the snowman in their front yard with toenail clippers
I would've been named Noah
once again like to be rude to my dad for refusing to stop at some random house on the way home bc I wanted to pop the inflatable Frosty the snowman in their front yard with toenail clippers
Lmao
I'm sorry?
I'd like to be rude to my parents for almost naming me Fiona.
hello i'm also another almost fiona
I'd like to be rude to my parents for almost naming me Fiona.
hello i'm also another almost fiona
AnOtHeR?!
What were our parents thinking?!
Pretty sure I was almost named Gloria? I'll have to check though