Well. yeah. but like. We were literally just watching a show where there were these two like, 15 year old guys who were being molested by an older man. She turned it off and said, and I quote: "I thought this would get better, but it was just about a homosexual man". so.
Blasting MCR while cutting out a picture of the GEICO lizard from a magazine has to be one of my favorite things I've done this week thus far
Nice
Had an anxiety attack today and then I sort of calmed down and then I watched a horror movie and the elevators broke and I'm on the twelfth floor so I am no longer calm
Bruh that’s rough
MY SHOES HEEL IS COMING OFF WTF
I'M IN FOURTH PERIOD IM IN HELL
F
I got a new pair of shoes and they're cute and I like them, but now my heel is super raw and I regret everything
@MonsieurMelancholy how dare (unrelated to above post)
Lmao I checked this before checking my DMs and nearly had a heart attack
One of my favorite things to do during a conversation is take out a fun sized KitKat (the ones with only two of the bars) and take a large bite right of the bar while maintaining eye contact.
I don't have anything to cry about really, but I can feel the pressure of needing to cry building up
I don't have anything to cry about really, but I can feel the pressure of needing to cry building up
True Crime Don'ts with Pickles: no matter how stupid or unsafe a victim was being, they were never "asking for it" and if I hear that any of you said that about someone, I will beat your ass
My econ teacher is a fucking bitch
My econ teacher is a fucking bitch
my math teacher is nice but she honestly doesn't teach us shit, i understand being frustrated with teachers. i love teachers but do your job please. you only have one.
i love teachers but do your job please. you only have one.
Heh not in this economy
But I agree with ur point
Hey, uh, I have a modest proposal. What if…okay this might sound crazy but hear me out…what if we didn't lump sex workers in with drug dealers, r*pists, and serial killers? Just food for thought, I might be totally crazy
Bruh yes. The amount of folks that act like prostitutes are the grownup equivalent of the bad kids gets on my nerves
A private Covid facility is refusing service to Candace Owens for spreading misinformation. She is pissed. I am laughing my ass off because yes, that's called karma and, just like you, it's a bitch
Some bastard just flung a ton of ranch on my shoe and then in the most flippant fucking voice goes "my bad"
Yeah dude, no fucking shit
Now I have to clean my shoes and hope the dry in time for me to wear them to class. Little rat dick. Men are disgusting.
The croutons weren't even good
Little rat dick
Interesting
Sorry your having a bad day pijinkle
Assert your dominance by dousing him in French
make incredibly loud giraffe noises and prance around like a gazelle. that should show him-
I'd like to be rude to my parents for almost naming me Fiona.
Do you realize how many Shrek-related comments I would have to deal with being a child born in 2006?
Thank the holy cup of mac n cheese that I was named marijuana instead.
sdflkghsdfkgh was not expecting that whiplash
So that's what the MJ stands for-
I love how old people's mental health advice is like "you know the symptoms of depression? The things that are happening because of your depression? Just stop doing those"
Thanks karen but if I could stop worrying and get out bed and exercise and eat healthy, I probably wouldn't need help on how handle my anxiety and depression
my grandfather, who most definitely is depressed, tried challenging my sister's depression by saying "do you sometimes wake up and just feel like crying? yeah, me too. just go outside and you'll be fine"
he's a d!ck
So that's what the MJ stands for-
I wish it for something cooler like "micycle jaguar"
I'd like to be rude to my parents for almost naming me Fiona.
Do you realize how many Shrek-related comments I would have to deal with being a child born in 2006?
Thank the holy cup of mac n cheese that I was named marijuana instead.
Yoooo I was almost named Fiona too?!?!