forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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I think I just became a pepsi person

Nope nevermind, nose burps, I do not do carbonation

My roommate is watching James Charles

😮

I burned my popcorn.

I exploded my microwave making popcorn

That makes me feel better

you WHAT

I've set at least two microwaves on fire making mac and cheese

WHAT

I also started a fire inside the new microwave by melting butter

Guys what and why.

i once broke a microwave by opening the door to put food inside, it just turned off after i shut the door. My best food fail by far tho was an exploding cake

I'm beginning to understand your username lmao

I set my kitchen sink on fire once…

i set pasta on fire while it was in the pot once

I'm beginning to understand your username lmao

im actually a very good baker, it was just once i exploded a cake and added pancake mix to brownies… and set fire to popcorn… and that time i blackened a tray of sandwiches in 3 minutes…
ill be honest its a like 70% chance for my food to turn out and otherwise it is indeed a catastrophic failure lol

Look at us disasters destroying kitchen appliances

I'm at a McDonald's r now and the sign under the McDonalds sign says "the ice cream machine works and you can too. Now hiring" and so naturally I asked for an ice cream and they said it was broken-

it's a sign

speaking of, I'm at borger king and this old man stared directly at me as i walked by, then muttered under his breath, and went back to staring when i sat back down. now I'm curious as to what he said

I dunno, old men are weird

I don't wanna know, old men are weird

all i can say is that he looked disgusted and/or upset about something

Probably your hair then

"kids these days, going against God's intentions and cutting their hair"

Hnnnn just gonna be rude to Disney because they're really trying to look like money grabbing assholes rn, aren't they? First all this shit with Scarlet Johanson, and now they're getting rid of FastPass and replacing it with a paid service? Fuck you, Disney

My roommate's friend isn't vaccinated and she's not gonna get vaccinated and it sounds like my roommate's the same way
They both have such mean straight girl energy but I need them to take me to Walmart

I am never driving on the freeway again without at least 9 hours of sleep beforehand. The blackspots in my vision looked like cars about to turn into me and my heart can't take that anymore-

I hate freeways

God they're the WORST

First all this shit with Scarlet Johanson, and now they're getting rid of FastPass and replacing it with a paid service? Fuck you, Disney

Hmm?