@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Like? Tears of joy?
Like? Tears of joy?
Oh wait I didn’t see the Not nvm.
me, through tears: I just want,,, mah spaghet
Valid.
sometimes you gotta crave the spaghet
You ever just cry over not having spaghetti at midnight
because that do be me rn
Not usually but I don't have spaghetti and now I'm sad
"So I MAY have said a few racial slurs, but YOU'RE the one who commented on an asian man's skin being bad so clearly you're the one who's more racist than me"
Never have I ever wanted to punch both sides of an argument more. I'm going to throw my computer.
Hello apparently avocado pits have small doses of poison but I think I’ll ignore that bc I probably won’t even be sick if I eat all of it. I just want a taste.
domino it is 10:30 why are you eating avocado pits
Poison is a strong word. It’s a toxin. That’s is mostly in the shell anyways.
domino it is 10:30 why are you eating avocado pits
Avocado pits are not tasty.
Bitter and dry.
I had to flush my tongue with the sink and then eat some syrup.
Because you're not supposed to eat them
But they looked so nice! Like they would taste like cashews!
Dom I feel like you need a bedtime because one day you're just going to decide "hey it's midnight, I should see if drinking draino actually kills you :D"
it's currently 1:21 am and that gave me a stroke to read through
also REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MY TWIN I MISSED YOU MGUY!!!!
And I'm pretty sure Idaho and Florida are on such opposite ends of the spectrum that I can't judge which is worse-
I want a husband like William 😭😭 he was so lovely
He was 😭😭
Honestly if someone told me they had a science room in their house I’d marry them on the spot
I feel so bad for himm
I hope that whatever happens after death is good to him and Julia, I just need them to be happy
Are you talking about Murdoch Mysteries???
I want a husband like William 😭😭 he was so lovely
He was 😭😭
Honestly if someone told me they had a science room in their house I’d marry them on the spot
I feel so bad for himm
I hope that whatever happens after death is good to him and Julia, I just need them to be happyAre you talking about Murdoch Mysteries???
Nope, unfortunately it was very much nonfictional
Hello apparently avocado pits have small doses of poison but I think I’ll ignore that bc I probably won’t even be sick if I eat all of it. I just want a taste.
Mmm yes Forbidden Egg
Hello apparently avocado pits have small doses of poison but I think I’ll ignore that bc I probably won’t even be sick if I eat all of it. I just want a taste.
Mmm yes Forbidden Egg
only very slightly toxic, very good fiber tho. Should be fine, most things we eat are actually slightly toxic anyways.
Dom I feel like you need a bedtime because one day you're just going to decide "hey it's midnight, I should see if drinking draino actually kills you :D"
Pfft nah. I already know that would make me feel the Not Nice. And I'm a grown up. I don't need a bedtime. Sleep is for mortals.
True Crime DO'S with Pickles: if someone is attacking you, try to get all their shit. Pull out some of their hair, scratch them so hard that there's ample dna under your nails, get to their wallet if you can without them noticing and hide it for the police to find, bite and scratch and punch them in visible places. You're a badass
Welcome back, Reed!
Abby Shapiro is advertising her videos again-
Her take on Harry Styles was so bad.
I cannot stress how much I hate waiting
Inigo be like
Abby Shapiro is advertising her videos again-
So I watched it
It wasn't as bad as some since it was just get talking about her and her husband's faith and not slut shaming people
listening to the jonestown tape because I hate myself. I don't think I'll be able to make it through the whole thing.
nope nope nope.
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