Frog: Ah shit, sorry, didn't mean to do anything, I'll just leave you alone. speeds away in anxiety
DIck: What's my problem? Uh, bitch, what is your problem?
Juniper: Pardon?
Shiloh: No problem here, so what exactly is your problem, sir?
Vanessa: straight up just punches them in the face
Alex: flirts his way out of it
speeds away in anxiety is going to be the title of my autobiography
Prince Fuego: Would proceed to incinerate the person who dared talk to him
Deimos Hruvok (calm state): Tip his head slightly, then raise it again Apparently I have become a problem to you? If you will excuse me
Deimos Hruvok (beast state): Chuckle ominously, shaking head Please, what problems I have, are nothing compared to yours, for the sins you have committed are an open book to me, and your black soul is forfeit to me
Lady Sheliak: A smirk on her muzzle, tail slowly swaying behind her Mymy, most who come to my temple often come to tell me about my grace and beauty. Many of men have begged to lay by my side, a pity you aren't one of them. Hmph, didn't even see fit to bring me a gift of treasure
Yeseo: Tuck tail between her legs and lower herself to the ground as much as possible in a submissive position I-I-I'm sorry if I offended y-you in any way…p-please…I'll j-just go…
Lord Xanthos (rather close to Yeseo, so you know he's gonna be there if she's in trouble): Listen here asshole, if you have a problem with Yeseo, then you're going to become my problem…and my usual preference to take care of 'problems', is to crush the problem
Lazare: Silently sharpening blade in a dark corner
Rhath: Looking towards the person who said such a line to him, seeming more inquisitive and curious Huh, my problem? Ah, yes, I'm interested in what color of juice is in your head. The last person's skull I cracked had red juice spill out…SO LET'S FIND OUT IF YOURS IS THE SAME COLOR!!
((Have so many more characters, but here's a few))
Orion: my problem is the ugly slug currently yelling in my face
Daymond: I don't have a problem, I'm king, I smite my problems
Claire: do you need mental help? I can set up an appointment
Jay: I don't know, ask someone who wants to talk to you
Samuel: I'm the therapist, I'm supposed to be asking that question to you
Maybelline: the problem is that you're interrupting my 9 am wine tasting, now shoo
Stormchaser: (worried) Did I do something wrong?!
Nightshade: What's your problem? You asking to get your head ripped off?
Sol: (ignores them)
Bolt: (cowers down) sorry???
Charger: punches you out of instinct
Delta: Was that prank earlier a little too much? TOOOOO BAD
Eira: (confused) what's wrong, dear?
Fang: (growling) You're picking a fight with the wrong one, kid.
Luna: Dear! What's the matter?
Niko: IM SORRY FOR TAKING YOUR FOOD OKAY
L: Excuse-me, do I know you?
B: stares at you intensively and says nothing untill you feel intimidate enough to give up
Minnie: Oh jeez bud, you really don't wanna fight me. Please sir/ma'am just walk away- (proceeds to go off if threatened further)
Sage: I'm sorry? You're the only one here with a problem. Please step away from me, I really don't wanna fight.
Ethan: Oh, y'know. Existential dread and all that-
Reese. Your insolence.
Abigail: Well, I'm being haunted by ghosts, my best friend got sucked into the afterlife and- oh. that's not what you meant, is it?
Knox: I have a problem? I HAVE A PROBLEM?! Look who's talking! I could fit five dogs in your big mouth! In fact, *rolls up sleeves * maybe I will!
Mallory: I'm already dead. Do what you must. *sighs gloomily *
Heidi: Hmm…. Oh! I know! * points at offender * see? Right there! continues pointing That's my problem!
Gill: Oh honey, so much
Finch: -silent glaring-
Ram: Sorry, di-idn't mean to offe-end
SB: You! Go away!
Milaka Serenity: Smiles No.. What's wrong with you? Please never ask me that again
Levi Temple: Face Scrunches up You. Your my problem
Abree Kimono: Smacks No
Lisha Kinata: Do I know you? Pls Leave
Loki Palpatine: Kills you
Adelaide Palpatine: Dear, Leave before you get hurt.
Tamashi: Probably being cursed with having excess darkness and hating myself anytime something goes wrong.
Kazuo: probably the fact I don't ever let myself feel my own feelings.
Quipper: Kraken noises sounds of a screeching dying person sobs of someone who has no free will as he stabs someone
Blade: Three things before you die. 1: Don't call me buddy. 2: I have no problem. 3: You have green bean juice on your chin. Proceeds to kill person
Marigold: Other than I have no mental stability? I dunno.
Bracken: I have no problem. But I think you might want to see a therapist for your yelling problem…
Tiger: Screams a sound of bloody murder mixed with the mockery of a house full of dying cats, then asks Blade if she could borrow her sword
Harvey: Deadpan stare "Everything."
Will: "You'll have to be more specific." If hostility somehow escalates, his next response will be a swift punch to the face.
Tyler: Nervously "Huh? Wha—I don't know! Did I offend you somehow?"
Clara: "I don't even know you! What's your problem? Actually, I don't even want to hear it." Walks away
Marcel: "Are you trying to start a fight?" He grins. "Well, that's fine with me."
Evelune: "Let's just calm down first. Why are you so upset with me?"
Leon: Takes a few seconds to realize "Oh, do you mean me? Did I do something?"
Mira: "oh, you really want to go there? hm lets see… my girlfriend has been abused her entire life, i was exiled, many people want to kill me, people keep calling me a princess, and my pack is trying to convince me to come back, even though they're still misgendering me. oh, and everyone i've ever loved is constantly in danger, and people like you ask questions when i think i'm doing better!"
Danny: ¨My problem is that you aren´t in my lab yet. Let's fix that.¨
Danny: ¨My problem is that you aren´t in my lab yet. Let's fix that.¨
Thats the exact same response my character Winnix (winx) would do
Talula: "Your presence," said in the coldest and most scornful voice that they can muster.
The Wannabe Evil Archmage: "You wouldn't understand."
Carol: "Problem?! i didn't know there was a problem. What can i do to help?"
Milaka:
Excuse me? Forgive me. But I don't know what you mean.
Levi:
Eh? Go to hell
Abree:
THE HELL YOU SAY
Lisha:
Who are you.. Dont talk to me
Loki:
moider
Adelaide:
silent stare
Knizo:
The frick? (Is very kid friendly)
Cimma:
That is rude
Agni:
Oh my.. Now couldn't we say that in a nicer way? Hmm?
Kamau:
stays silent
Zijies:
What?
Kiktu:
Hm?
CJ: I ain't got no problem other than you're in my damn way! Move along now.
Ava: There's no fucking problem, jackass.
Faith: Perhaps it is unwise to call a stranger 'buddy', regardless, I do not. Have you a problem you're so eager to share?
Becky: I'm good man, chill the hell out it's like 11 am.
Simon: Ey, man, calm the fuck down. I don't have time for this.
Henry: Oh, darling, I have no problem, but if you keep this up you might!
Dean: very sarcastic and condescendingly Nope, no problem here.
Jubilee: oh! Sorry, am I in your way? So sorry about that.
Knox: Do you have a reason to believe I have an issue? I'm afraid I do not understand.
Keiores: My only problem is you, fucker, now get out of my fucking way before we have a bigger problem.
Killian: mumbles You will die first when the world burns.
SkullFace: First off, I'm not your buddy. Second off, my problem is emotional damage. Yeah, not so funny when you get an honest answer, is it?
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): Stop talking, moron. I don't have time to deal with rude bastards.
Canarie: Err.. Sorry, I didn't notice you were there.
Jackie: Please excuse my rudeness, but I'm kind of in a hurry. If you have any complaints, go ahead and report it to someone more important.
Iris: Who the hell do you think you are?! You're the one with the problem!
Leo: nervous shaking …
Rin: Okay, okay, I got it. Stop yelling in my ear, or you're gonna make me deaf, mister/miss! Jeez, why do I keep running into such whiners?
Iris: (gestures to the company) That is.
Rose: What are you, a cop?
Nic: Oh, I'm sorry! What exactly did I do again?
Kain: (coldest, unflinching stare imaginable) You.
Yukio: Unable to see them, rolls eyes What's YOUR problem? I was minding my own business, and i didn't bump into you, despite the fact i cant see you.
Rowan: s-sorry I didn't mean to upset you. Do you want to talk about what is upsetting you? Are you ok? I can help if you need something.
Kairos: (doesn't respond)
Eri: well, my parents were killed right in front of me as a child, I was kidnapped and taken to the menagerie for several years, then I was rescued by the leader of a criminal organization that trained me to be an assassin and THEN i fell in love with the leader of said organization and eventually learned that she was planning on using me as a sacrifice in a ritual to summon an ancient god-like being who has a deep resentment for humans due to being betrayed in the past! How about you?
Kali: hehehe~ wouldn't you like to know~
Maryn: (rolls eyes) are all humans this rude?
Raine: just thinking about the last person who said that to me, never did remember to send his last words to his family.
Dies of laughter
Nova: walks away
Marlee: hmm? (didn't hear)
amy (the most wonderful woman in the world): almost starts crying
Linsey: I have a list (in the least sarcastic most cheerful way ever)
Storm: Excuse me?
Mike: Wouldn't you like to know?
Sam: Depression, PTSD, one of my friends has a crush on my ex, I still like my ex. Want any more?
Eva: runs away
Monarch: You
Maggie: I didn't know I had any
Katya: rolls her eyes Who are you?
Jasmine: Um, hi?
Tru: hahahaha tails off
Skyler: blankly stares
Kathy: smirks I’ll give you 5 seconds to either explain yourself, or run.
Goi: um- what?
Noby: laughs wanna find out, mate?!
Buba: flinches and runs
Kiki: cries
Areon: um… starts tearing up
Jay: blinks ya’ll weird ass-
Kreo: heh…everything dear…
Geo: flinches excuse you?
Patch: stares
Asim: flips off oops…sorry that was a tic… smirks
Noah: ……a lot.
Nadea: angry french girl noises
Kathy: smirks I’ll give you 5 seconds to either explain yourself, or run.
Goi: um- what?
Noby: laughs wanna find out, mate?!
Buba: flinches and runs
Kiki: cries
Areon: um… starts tearing up
Jay: blinks ya’ll weird ass-
Kreo: heh…everything dear…
Geo: flinches excuse you?
Patch: stares
Asim: flips off oops…sorry that was a tic… smirks
Noah: ……a lot.
Nadea: angry french girl noises
That all sounds about right—
Lucas: Ohh, nothing, just that you look like an idiot and your face make me wanna puke.
Chris: Smacks Ferme ta gueule !
Sam: I— what? Why are you asking, what did I do?
Valiana: Do you really want me to answer that? It’s quite a long list, in fact, the better question to ask is what’s not wrong with me.
Lucas: Ohh, nothing, just that you look like an idiot and your face make me wanna puke.
Chris: Smacks Ferme ta gueule !
Sam: I— what? Why are you asking, what did I do?
Valiana: Do you really want me to answer that? It’s quite a long list, in fact, the better question to ask is what’s not wrong with me.
XD yep