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Started February 10, 2021 by @squiddicus language

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Kit is typing…

Kit: you learn something new everyday i guess
Kit: to be honest i never thought i'd be learning anything besides dental stuff at this point in my life

TROJTROJTROJ is typing…

TROJTROJTROJ: Yeah, all that stuff is too boring for me.
TROJTROJTROJ: I’ve already checked it all out and it stinks. Why would you want to learn about teeth? They exist, so what? It’s not as fascinating as, say, people, for example.

Kit is typing…

Kit: fair point
Kit: i wish i could quit my job as a dental assistant but like
Kit: we don't actually do dental stuff at the place i work so that's a plus
Kit: in fact, the place i work barely involves dentistry unless you count our whole "happy smiles" jig we have going on

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TROJTROJTROJ: Who’s your supervisor, Bob Ross?

Kit is typing…

Kit: no but damn if they aren't close enough in terms of the vibes they give off
Kit: my boss' name is Habit
Kit: fun fact: Habit didn't wanna be a dentist. he actually wanted to be a florist
Kit: he made this VERY clear when i started working under him

TROJTROJTROJ is typing..

TROJTROJTROJ: Well, why’s he a dentist then? Flowers are better than teeth.

Kit is typing…

Kit: something about how his parents wanted him to be a dentist and how sad people hog all the good teeth or at least something around those lines
Kit: i myself am not really sure, he sped through his backstory when he was telling it to me
Kit: he went past confusing details so quickly sometimes i couldn't even understand what he was saying

TROJTROJTROJ is typing…

TROJTROJTROJ: Why don’t you just ask him again?

Kit is typing…

Kit: yeah, i suppose i should've tried that
Kit: i guess with all the new Habiticians coming in i haven't had time to discuss things with him in that regard

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Foxxer: Habiticians?

Kit is typing…

Kit: oh dear, i guess i should explain
Kit: i work at this place called the Habitat run by my boss Dr. Habit
Kit: he eventually started calling the people there "Habiticians" for some reason
Kit: i don't know the exact reason for it, but it's easier for me to call the folks in the Habitat "Habiticians" rather than remembering their names since we have like 22 Habiticians there at a time

Foxxer is typing…

Foxxer: So what happens there?

Kit is typing…

Kit: literally anything. the whole goal of the place is to make the Habiticians happy via a thing the Doc calls "The Big Event."
Kit: it hasn't come yet, but it's soon. Habit has said a lot of things about that event… and all of what he said seems too ominous to be a lie.
Kit: apparently Martha plays a big role in it. you may not know her though.

Foxxer is typing…

Foxxer: That definitely sounds ominous
Foxxer: And I do not know a Martha
Foxxer: I know a Magma though

Kit is typing…

Kit: oh
Kit: well, i don't really know how to explain who Martha is directly without it sounding weird
Kit: let's just say she's… all smiles. quite literally so.

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TROJTROJTROJ: Bob Ross style?

Foxxer is typing…

Foxxer: …
Foxxer: Who's Bob Ross?

Kit is typing…

Kit: unsure what "bob ross style" means in this situation
Kit: but off the record, Martha is literally a smile
Kit: just… a huge pair o' lips curved into a smile
Kit: let your imaginations map out the rest

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TROJTROJTROJ is typing…

TROJTROJTROJ: I can’t even talk to you anymore. I’m offended. That’s depresso espresso.
TROJTROJTROJ: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO BOB ROSS IS THIS IS SAD WHAT

Foxxer is typing…

Foxxer: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING ABOUT HIM IN THE LIBRARY ARE YOU SURE HE EXISTS

Kit is typing…

Kit: oh he definitely exists
Kit: he's quite the amazing guy

Foxxer is typing…

Foxxer: Wait really? There wasn't anything about him in the school library. I'll check the town one next time I get there

TROJTROJTROJ is typing…

TROJTROJTROJ: GO LOOK ONTO YOUR TV

Kit is typing…

Kit: yeah go do that
Kit and if you don't have a tv then you're basically doomed to not know the greatness that is Bob Ross

Foxxer is typing…

Foxxer: I do not have a tv
Foxxer: Anyway! What are you guys up to?

Kit is typing…

Kit: well then, that sucks
Kit: but as for what i've been up to-
Kit: the most i've done recently is help the Doc plan the Big Event
Kit: which in and of itself is anticlimactic when your boss rEFUSES TO TELL YOU WHAT THE HELL THE "BIG EVENT" IS
Kit: sorry for that. i kinda exploded there huh

Foxxer is typing…

Foxxer: I'm just putting off school work
Foxxer: There isn't any point to some of this
Foxxer: Like, I shouldn't have to write three essays in a week on 'herbs of the east', 'history of fire elementals', and one on the town founder whose name I legitimately cannot remember

TROJTROJTROJ is typing…
TROJTROJTROJ: Don’t mind me, I’m just listening to your troubles.

Kit is typing…

Kit: schoolwork never had a point
Kit and it never will
Kit: i wish i coulda followed that motto before but med school basically forbids anyone from doing that
Kit: moral of the story: med school sucked and landed me in a no-pay dead-end job

Foxxer is typing…

Foxxer: Technically I'm taking the 'med school' path too!
Foxxer: That's a wide technically though, I'm still too young to take the proper course