forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

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Jackson: Gen's even wearing her formal leather jacket!
Geneva: It's the one without any blood on it.

Oleander: You tricked me.
The Erl King: I deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Percy: Erik said that I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe. Which was right next to two other broken toes.
Alessandra: Did he clear you or not?
Percy: He did not. Alright, let's get to work.

The Director: Speak to me, daughter of Veren.
Kels: Nothing to say. I have a gesture for you, but my hands are tied.

Bruce: I admire any woman who rejects me because that means they have fully functionally reasoning skills.

Liv: Are you saying I’m a liar?
Ivy: I’m saying you’re an optimist
Ivy: Same thing basically

Bella: We don't download things illegally because we're honest and hard-working people
Ivy: And we don't know how

Bella: I accidentally ate Ivy’s snacks. How long do you think I’ll live?
Liv: Ten.
Bella: Ten what?
Liv: Nine.

Ivy: I found a valve marked "Danger, do not turn"
Liv: Please tell me you didn't turn it
Ivy: Who do you think I am, of course I turned it

Liv: Why am I the only person doing any work around here?!
Ivy: I don't know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing

Ivy: I’m the smartest person I know!
Liv: You and Bella share a single brain cell and I wouldn’t be surprised if you found it on the floor like that sweet you ate last week.
Ivy: It was cherry flavoured! My favourite!
Bella: Bold of you to assume I let her borrow the brain cell.
Liv: You know what, you’re right, I apologize.

Isla: What’s the hardest thing to say?
Ivy: I was wrong.
Alice: I need help
Liv: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Ivy: What the-

Kai, to Minus: Hello there, long time no see. Except in my revenge fantasies, where I see you on an hourly basis.

Kuro: Lotus is mad at me, and I’m not sure why.
Shiro: Okay, were you talking before she got mad?
Kuro: Yes.
Shiro: That's probably it.

Collin: Oh, oh! I've got a great idea about what we can do tonight.
Luso: The last time you said that we had to get your stomach pumped.

Collin: Is there a weak point?
Mica: Our plan.

Collin: If I had a nickel for every time I’ve crashed a plane, I’d have 3 nickels. That’s not very much money, but it’s weird that it happened 3 times.

Azami: If I had a Beli for every time I helped rescue a shipwrecked child, I'd have 2 Beli. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

Luffy: Is there a weak point?
Law: Our plan.

Sanji, to Zoro: Hello there, long time no see. Except in my revenge fantasies, where I see you on an hourly basis.

Sanji: What’s the hardest thing to say?
Usopp: I was wrong.
Nami: I need help.
Robin: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Sanji: What the-

Flampe: I accidentally ate Peppermint's snacks. How long do you think I’ll live?
Pudding: Ten.
Flampe: Ten what?
Pudding: Nine.

Azami: I found a valve marked "Danger, do not turn"!
Dadan: Please tell me you didn't turn it.
Azami: Who do you think I am, of course I turned it!

Nami: Why am I the only person doing any work around here?!
Usopp: I don't know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing!

Estella: Peregrine's even wearing her formal cape!
Peregrine: It's the one without any blood on it.

Zoro: Chopper said that I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe. Which was right next to two other broken toes.
Azami: Did he clear you or not?
Zoro: He did not. Alright, let's get to work.

Luffy: Maybe nobody stole it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.
Nami: I didn’t eat my pen, Luffy.

Usopp: Like Franky always says: when one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force.

Luffy: What should I do?
Law: Oh…this is where I give you advice and pretend you're going to listen to it. I like this part.

Hinata: I admire any woman who rejects me because that means they have fully functional reasoning skills.

Hinata: Hey! How’d you live?
Kai: Spite!

Kuro: I'll bet my reputation on it.
Shiro: Sorry, there's a five-dollar minimum.

Luso: That was plan M.
Collin: Don't I die in plan M?
Luso: Yeah, usually.
Collin: What do you mean usually? How many plans do I die in?
Luso: C, F, and M through Q.
Collin: Hold up, C? That's a little close to home. Need to switch that up. How many plans does Mya die in?
Luso: Uh, none. [turns to Mica] And none. [turns to Lotus]…[turns back to Mica] But there is one where Mica comes out with a scar.

Frost: Are you saying I’m a liar?
Leaoni: I’m saying you’re an optimist
Leaoni: Same thing basically

Sana: We don't download things illegally because we're honest and hard-working people.
Takeo: And we don't know how.
Frost: Yet.

Varian: I found a valve marked "Danger, do not turn".
Alune: Please tell me you didn't turn it.
Varian: Who do you think I am, of course I turned it.

Leaoni: What’s the hardest thing to say?
Takeo: I was wrong.
Varian: I need help.
Alune: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Leaoni: What the-

Zatian: How the hell are you alive right now?
Varian: Spite.

Sana: This is madness!
Frost: This is politics.

Takeo: I'm not looking for any trouble.
Varian: What a horrible way to live.

Sana: You have a chance to do the right thing!
Zatian: I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Zatian: You're mad!
Varian: Thank goodness for that because If I wasn't this would probably never work.

Alune, watching Varian flirt with the enemy: Who's side is Varian on?
Leaoni: At the moment?
Leaoni: [shrugs]

Tabitha: This is ridiculous.
Imogen: This is politics.

Marya: I'm not looking for any trouble.
Oleander: What a horribly boring way to live.

Portia: You have a chance to do the right thing!
Talia: I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Addie: You're mad.
Kels: Thank Katrin for that, because if I was not this would probably never work.

Quinn, watching Vince flirt with Portia: Who's side is Vince on?
Talia: At the moment?
Talia: Shrugs

Kay: Bending a spoon with my hands is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. my mind controls my hands, you see-

Aristotle: The moon is beautiful tonight.
Mab: It really is.
Douglas:…should we tell them that's a tortilla you stuck to the window?
Oscar: Please don't.

Geneva: Some people like to fucking curse but I don’t do that shit, I like to keep it fucking clean for the goddamn kids-

The Erl King: The gods are no longer with us, I'll take over now.

Percy: Tell me anything. I take criticism very well.
Alessandra: No you don’t.
Percy: What’s that supposed to mean?
Alessandra Just that you don’t take criticism well.
Percy: Why don't you just kick me in the face?

Brian: Holly, is that you?
Holly: No, it's an axe murderer. Good thing you asked.

Garzlan: You have a chance to do the right thing!
Milo: I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Kit: I'm not looking for any trouble.
Crispin: What a horrible way to live.

Valder: How the hell are you alive right now?
Milo: Spite.

Brian: What’s the hardest thing to say?
Andor: I was wrong.
Dallas: I need help.
Ara: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Brian: What the-

Caleb: Are you saying I’m a liar?
Gerard: I’m saying you’re an optimist
Gerard: Same thing basically

Crispin: Gerard and Adelia said that I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe. Which was right next to two other broken toes.
Kit: Did they clear you or not?
Crispin: They did not. Alright, let's get to work.

Andor: Ara is mad at me, and I’m not sure why.
Dallas: Okay, were you talking before he got mad?
Andor: Yes.
Dallas: That's probably it.

Gerard: Just once I’d like a childhood memory I don’t have to repress.

Jackson: Gen, is that you?
Geneva: No, it's an ax murderer. Good thing you asked.

Jon: Are you saying I’m a liar?
Oliver: I’m saying you’re an optimist.
Oliver: Same thing, basically.

Jackson: Matthew said that I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe. Which was right next to two other broken toes.
Geneva: Did they clear you or not?
Jackson: They did not. Alright, let's get to work.

[on twitter]
Porter: like this tweet for a tbh
Porter: @goldenweapon_weilder tbh u kinda ugly
Ryker: I DIDNT EVEN LIKE
–
Kyle: I want to kiss you
William, not paying attention: What?
Kyle, panicking: I-I said if you die, I wont miss you
–
[At Russel′s funeral]
Gavin: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course.
[They leave]
Gavin, leaning over Russel′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Russel: Yeah, no shit.
–
Porter: We have fun, don’t we, Henry?
Henry: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
–
Charlie: When was the last time you cried?
Jeremy: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Charlie: Really? That recent?
Jeremy: Yeah, [voice crack] is that a issue? [starts crying again]
–
Sam, seeing a banana on the car seat: what the HELL
Sam, buckling the banana up: freaking buckle UP it’s the LAW
–
[Lauren and Nico are skipping rocks]
Lauren: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Nico: Yeah it is.
Nico: [whispering] Take that you freaking lake.
–
David: REMEMBER PANTS, RYAN?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!
–
Ryan: Change is inedible.
Ryker: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Ryan, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.
–
Porter, texting Russell: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Russell′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
[Later]
Russell, texting back: F*ck you.
–
Gavin: Hold on! I’m having one of those things….a headache with pictures.
Russell: What the hell?
Henry: They’re having an idea.

Luffy: Change is inedible.
Nami: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Luffy, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.

Sanji: I want to kiss you
Zoro, not paying attention: What?
Sanji, panicking: I-I said if you die, I wont miss you

[At Franky′s funeral]
Robin: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course.
[They leave]
Robin, leaning over Franky′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Franky: Yeah, no shit.

Estella: We have fun, don’t we, Peregrine?
Peregrine: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Luffy: Hold on! I’m having one of those things….a headache with pictures.
Law: What the hell?
Nami: He's having an idea!

Sophie fighting off a ghost: Go away, Micheal, this'll be ugly
Micheal: (Walks away before returning with a camera)

(i’m still alive, probably)

Drinn: Change is inedible.
Vio: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Drinn, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I do not.

[At Zephyr′s funeral]
Tetra: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course.
[They leave]
Tetra, leaning over Zephyr′s coffin: Listen here, you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Zephyr: Yeah, no shit-

Cyrus: We have fun, don’t we, Maggie?
Magnus: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Elias: I'm not looking for any trouble.
Perry: What a horrible way to live.

Liv, after her second all nighter: No, I don't have a minute for you. Only 60 seconds!
Bella: Erm, a minute is 60 seconds.
Liv staring at her blankly: Shut your mouth.

Liv: No.
Ivy: Please…
Liv: What part of the No did you not understand? Was it the 'N' or the 'O'!?

Liv: why are you smiling?
Ivy: what? can’t i just be happy?
Isla: Jordan tripped and fell in the hallway

Ivy: Jeez Liv, you look grumpy.
Liv: Well someone, specifically, you, woke me up at the middle of the night, to see if we were still best friends.
Ivy: Then why does Bella look grumpy as well?
Bella: I was there.

Ivy: This book i found is amazing!
Liv: Can I borrow it when you’re done?
Ivy: You can’t colour in it twice, Liv.

Ivy, in the doorway: Good evening, parental figure.
Liv, not looking up from her revision guide: Good morning, problem child.

Ivy: I've decided I wanna explode
Liv: and I've decided I'm not listening to you any more

Ivy: So, here's the tea.
Liv, frustrated: For the last time, it's called a mission report.
Ivy: Do you want the tea now or not?

Ivy: I'm 80% exhausted, 10% sarcasm, 20% don't care.
Liv: That's 110%.
Ivy: 20% of me doesn't care!

Liv: i hate you with every inch of my body right now
Ivy: snorts that’s not a lot of inches

I love being in public with my hair wet.
I feel like a Gucci model.
-Lucas Bates

Jaq: It's not illegal
Officer: looking at the tons of milk cartons there's just so much
Jaq: But it's not illegal.

Otori, handing out fliers: Are you interested in killing the whales

Cyn: What are you doing?
Parsley: I'm trying to give you a big ol' hug.
Cyn: Thought you were attacking me.

Akira: Look, I love you like a brother, but right now I hate you like my actual brother, Cyn, who I hate.

Akira: Cyn, have you noticed that Lin has been acting rather strange lately?
Cyn: Yeah, going on three years now.

Soren: What goes up but never comes down?
Cyn: The amount of stress you bring to our lives.

Ava, while dabbing: My parents left me at birth

Lucas: PRAISE ME PEASANTS
Sophie: Get down from there, Lucas

Micheal: My mom told me to get off Touhou so I threw my controller at her and she died so that's an epic win

Poli: It's not illegal.
Officer, looking at the dozens of milk cartons stacked in his trunk: There's just so much.
Poli: But it's not illegal.

Cyrus: What goes up but never comes down?
Magnus: The amount of stress you bring to our lives.

Jack: Emmett, have you noticed that Love has been acting rather strange lately?
Emmett: Yeah, going on two hundred years now.

Jackson: It's not illegal.
Officer, looking at the dozens of milk cartons stacked in his trunk: There's just so much.
Jackson: But it's not illegal.

Percy: What goes up but never comes down?
Alessandra: The amount of stress you bring to our lives.

Alys: Poplar, have you noticed that Oleander has been acting rather strange lately?
Poplar: Yeah, going on one hundred years now.

Magnus: Why do you look so tired?
Anthony: No rest for the wicked.
Quill: We stayed up late watching cat videos!

Drinn: Please will you stop framing me for murder?
Drinn: Just because I've killed people doesn't mean I've killed that specific one!
Vio:

Tetra: You're stupid.
Poli: That's all you've got?
Tetra: Give it time. It'll eat at you.
[Later]
Poli: Zee, am I stupid?
Zephyr: Yeah, a little.
Poli: Damn her.

Emmett: Guys, shhhh. Do you know what that sound is?
Cyrus: What is it?
Emmett: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion pieces.

Quill: What's the proper way to deal with a guy annoying you?
Cyrus: A knife.
Quill: …What?
Perry: Two knives?
Quill: No!
Jack: You all are savages. The proper way is a untraceable poison.
Quill: Never mind.

Jack: Wears very dark grey
Anthony: I see you’re getting out the spring colors.

Drinn: Nice rock.
Ibis: Thanks! Vio gave it to me.
Vio: I threw it at you!
Ibis: Isn’t he the best?

Kai: Wow. Once again, my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of hundreds of innocent people.

Lotus: [traps a wasp under a cup]
Hinata: [appears and sets down 2 more cups]
Lotus: No…
Hinata: [starts to shuffle them]

Mica: You give me a gift? Bam! Thank you note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favour? Wham! Favour returned. Do NOT test my politeness.

Kit, seductively: Tell me your wildest fantasy.
Collin: I’m on the Wheel of Fortune, and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.
Kit: No, I meant like-
Collin: Everyone claps.

Mica: Money absolutely does not buy happiness.
Collin: You’re probably just spending it wrong. Give it to me, and I’ll show you how it’s done.

Liv: Would you slap one of us for one hundred pounds?
Isla: I’d roundhouse kick all of you in the face for free.

Jordan: sorry i lost my cool for a second
Ivy: you can’t lose something you never had

Ivy: Why wouldn’t Isla invite us to her party?
Bella: She thinks we’re gonna embarrass her in front of Florence, which, frankly, is insulting! stands up quickly and knocks over a bowl Aww man, all the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.
Liv: facepalms in background

Florence: my girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her, what do i do?
Ivy: punch her in the stomach, so when she doubles over, you can kiss her.
Bella: use a sword to take off her legs
Meg and Shel: kick her where it hurts
Liv: NO! JUST ASK HER TO LEAN DOWN

Alice: are you in love with Ivy?
Jordan: sweats..no
Alice: then why are you drawing j+i everywhere
Jordan: it stands for jeopardy and impendingdoom
Jordan: I swear impendingdoom is one word

Liv: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Bella: I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.
Isla: I got distracted about half way through.
Ivy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Ivy: How stupid do you think I am?!
Liv: You really want an honest answer to that?

Jordan: I can't get Liv to come out of her room
Ivy: Tell her I said something
Jordan: Like what?
Ivy: Anything factually incorrect
30 seconds later
Liv: bursts through the door You think JELLYFISH are ALIENS?!

Isla: They’re fake eyelashes, you glue them on
Ivy: Why would you do that?
Bella: Yeah what the heck
Isla: Have you seriously never heard of gluing them on? watch this
Isla: Pulls off eyelashes
Bella [Panicked gasp]: STOP
Ivy: Wait. I'm confused. Do you still have eyelashes??

Liv: Where’s Ivy?
Bella, remembering that Ivy got her head stuck in a tuba after Liv specifically told Ivy to leave it alone, and that she’s supposed to cover for Isla and Alice as they frantically work together to free Ivy’s head from the tuba: Who’s Ivy?