forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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My eye doctor keeps saying that if I keep going outside without sunglasses I could get cancer due to my eye color being the most vulnerable. But like buddy I don't even go outside lol.

What’s your eye colour??

Blue-grey

Me driving my dad's car
Rain: lightens up a little so the wipers do the squeaky thing for 1 second
My dad: TURN THE WIPERS DOWN OR YOU'LL MESS THEM UP
Me: presses on the gas pedal
My dad: don't let it get above 3, it's bad for the car
My dad driving my car
Rain: sprinkles
Wipers on full blast: SQUEAK
My dad: goes up to 3 every time he takes off

Side note, his driving makes me super carsick and I'm going to toss my cookies, figuratively and literally

Oh, to not be sitting and be randomly hit with an overwhelming wave of loving a person and then thinking about them for too long and starting to hate them

Wild.

True Crime Don'ts With Pickles: If your child is

DON'T blame the relatives. Also don't give one of your children a god complex by treating him better than the rest of your kids and letting him get away with disgusting things :)
And for the rest of you, televangelists are weird and creepy, don't trust them

And as a general rule, if someone's not allowing you to yiffy with your significant other except on days they specifically say it's okay, you're in a cult

or stuck in a really weird relationship with an overbearing friend/mother/parent/sibling/etc

which in itself can result in some very fun true crime stories

sometimes you need to take a step back and look at the things happening in your life objectively, without people's justifications for what they're doing, and ask yourself if you're in a horror movie. personally i do this obsessively, usually weekly and whenever I meet a new person. maybe not healthy to do it so often, but i haven't joined a cult yet so it's working

Hey!! Construction people!!! A big red flag is someone asking you to build a secret bed in the temple you're building for them

I'm listening to a podcast about Warren Jeffs and holy fucking shit

True Crime Don'ts With Pickles: If your child is

Spoiler - click to show.

trying to see your female relatives naked

DON'T blame the relatives. Also don't give one of your children a god complex by treating him better than the rest of your kids and letting him get away with disgusting things :)

I really needed to hear this, thank the feckin gods someone else gets it! I really want to have my brother put down for what he does…

sometimes you need to take a step back and look at the things happening in your life objectively, without people's justifications for what they're doing, and ask yourself if you're in a horror movie. personally i do this obsessively, usually weekly and whenever I meet a new person. maybe not healthy to do it so often, but i haven't joined a cult yet so it's working

lmao this is basically what my mom made my dad do in reference to his mother. for those of you who are familiar with the show sons of anarchy–

yeah she was basically a real life gemma

I love how my friend never answers texts except when me and our other friend are talking about whether or not angels are in a cult

And as a general rule, if someone's not allowing you to yiffy with your significant other except on days they specifically say it's okay, you're in a cult

Well to be fair, some Christians don’t yiff 24h before Mass.

And as a general rule, if someone's not allowing you to yiffy with your significant other except on days they specifically say it's okay, you're in a cult

Well to be fair, some Christians don’t yiff 24h before Mass.

Dominic no one is saying "you cannot have sex today because I Said So, you absolutely Cannot" or calling you in the morning to say "you can have sex today" or

These are not the same and you aren't doing anyone any favors by comparing your religion to a cult. There is a VERY large difference between choosing with your partner to not yiff on a Saturday before church and someone not allowing you to yiff at all.

asjkdfjg I've never heard that before? Then again I doubt that that's a rule that would be taught at a Catholic middle school lmao

To my fellow left wing people: stop saying "being a trump supporter isn't a personality trait". Have you seen trumpies? It is a personality trait. Let them be pathetic and obvious about it so we know not to interact with them from the get-go <3

you aren't doing anyone any favors by comparing your religion to a cult.

Oop u right.

Well in Islam pilgrims can't yiff for a period of time before (and during) their pilgramage to Makkah, and that's a requirment for entering the state of concecration. I imagine couples who are going on a pilgramage are ok with abstaining for the required amount of time, but they are technically being told not to yiff, just not by any human governing body. I guess that’s what would make it exempt from this new cult rule?

I suppose an addendum to my statement would be "except for like, genuine religious reasons and not just the whims of some man with a god complex"

Fuckin
I'm trying to draw a texture and there's not a brush that really works so I'm trying to use a bunch of textured brushes and it's not really working and I'm very frustrated. But I'm too far to just not give this girl a shirt and I've spent too much time trying to make FUZZ that I don't want to just make something up that's not fuzzy
Anyways I hate drawing clothes

Celebrating Festivus a little early by saying @SupernaturalSyGuyEdt, you're the most immature 25+ year old I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with. Your post about the ice cube tray was disgusting and you should feel ashamed.

Celebrating Festivus a little early by saying @SupernaturalSyGuyEdt, you're the most immature 25+ year old I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with. Your post about the ice cube tray was disgusting and you should feel ashamed.

I literally said that I was young, as in a kid, when I did that….

And honestly? I don't even care that you did that as a kid, my point still stands.
Happy early Festivus everyone, that was my Airing of Grievances for the holiday.

That’s what Festivus is about? Hmm.

It's more than that. There's also a Feat of Strength.
Just watch the Seinfeld episode "The Strike" to learn the backstory of it lol, it's honestly pretty neat.

What’s your feat going to be?

i want to learn but i also refuse to watch seinfeld