forum i just very rudely asked your character "buddy, what's your problem?!"

Started June 02, 2020 by @ccb group

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Hex: CHOMP

What-

Yeah… Hex eats people… whatever you say she won't register cause she's just thinking bout murder. Ye

Bubbles and Bubba: Oh did I do something wrong Tilts their head and smiles Sorry
Kanna: Cries and hides behind someone she trusts
Aaliyah(Me):Shrugs The real question is what’s not Walks away
Tiny Satan and Luci: Ignores you and continues what they’re doing
Kate and Kyle: Slightly crying S-sorry Hides behind someone they trust

Winnie: “sorry !!!!”
Spade: “what did i do ??”
Keiko: “and just who do you think you are ?”
Lauryn: chuckles “what isn’t my problem ?”

Ivy: Oh, I’m sorry, why don’t you go jump in fucking lake before I make tulips come out your ears! Or maybe Venus Flytraps, as I am in a particularly bad mood today!

Mara: Well fuck you “buddy,” but it looks like your the one with the problem, not me.

Bramble: Woah, chill.

Sky: glares and throws book at their head.

Galaxy: The only reason you aren’t hanging over a chasm of doom is because I’m queen and I should set a good example………but I’m also a queen, so no one would question why I should do that!

Buck: (He would probably come up with a nickname based on their physical features like, “Woah, what’s your damage short stack?”)
Reese: Such is life. (Walks away.)
Marcel: (Curses at them In German.)
Honovi: (Looks around confused and then looks back at them.) You better be able to see ghosts because I know goddamn well you aren’t talking to me like that.

Honovi: (Looks around confused and then looks back at them.) You better be able to see ghosts because I know goddamn well you aren’t talking to me like that.

oh my god I love that so much XD

Sora: I have so many problems, and you're one of them. If I were you, I'd start running. I'm going to close my eyes for ten seconds and when I open my eyes and you're still here, I swear I'll strangle you to death with vines and then feed you to Eliza, my carnivorous plant.

Stephanie, opening a portal beneath said person: Enjoy your time in the nightmare dimension. Hopefully, the demons and beasts murder you.

Azula: You had better not said what I just think you said because angering a fucking god is not a good idea.

Azula: You had better not said what I just think you said because angering a fucking god is not a good idea.

(Cough cough, Avatar feels.)

Leyak: stabs you in the gut and leaves you to bleed out on the street
Beleth: What did I do to offend you?
Ziminiar: looks down on you menacingly What's your problem, "buddy"?

Alex: "W-what did I-I do…?"
Kuro: "EXCUSE ME BITCH?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I DID BUT I DON'T WANNA KNOW! I HOPE IT HURT YOU CUM-FILLED CROSS-"
Carson: -talking to Kuro- "Calm down! Jesus…"
Ava: "Uh… Whats wrong?"

I have a lot more-

Prince Sadon: I…don't think I have a problem. Do I? No, Destrian, don't hurt them.

Prince Destrian: You wanna go? drawing his sword You wanna fight, right here, right now? I'll fight you!

King Tarrowyn: I have…many problems. You seem to be one of them.

Aryn: gesturing to the princes They are.

General Cassius: Stand down, kiddo, and shut your mouth before you get hurt.

Queen Ryia: takes another shot Where do you wanna start?

Noelle: furious signing
Sofi, staring incredulously: I'm not interpreting that. I refuse to say that out loud.

Myles: Oh, I am so sorry…
Discord: Fucking everything, thanks for caring about me darling.

Noah: -proceeds to name each and every one of his exes-
Ed: … probably him -points to noah-

Vant: My divorce is my problem…
Jabun: Hm?
Jilden: OH NONONO YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG GUY. YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE TWILIGHT KING DUMMY
Yizmu: leave me alone…
Norvi: You're talking to the twilight king buddy. I can kill you and make sure nobody ever knows you existed.

Dallas: Would just roll her eyes and go about her day.
Amelia: Might flip him off, but otherwise would sarcastically apologize and laugh about it later with her friends.
Dante: Would straight up bolt. (Keep in mind in his universe 90% of the population would kill him without hesitation if they saw the mark on his wrist.)
Marek: "Huh, what'd I do?"
Matt: Would consider throat punching the person, but probably respond with something along the lines of, "You are."

Hashi: "Nothing, what about you?" He sips his cup of tea, adjusting his glasses with a reassuring smile.
Lucifer (Lucy): "I will not hesitate to send you to the ninth circle with Mum."
Jason: : "I'm my own problem."

Zara: unsheaths sword "Care to repeat that?"
Daisy: "Are you ok?" said while worrying about if she did something wrong
Niara: leaves
Phoenix: "Mmm… it would have to be you. Perhaps I should do something about this?"

Warning: swearing

Chelsea: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN? her girlfriend tries to calm her down while glaring at youYOUR THE ONE WHO HAS THE PROBLEM, ASSHOLE!

Arinya: probably the fact that I’ve been immersed in my studies since I was 8

Taia: ….the fact that my girlfriend is my girlfriend (jokingly)

Adeline, in a Scottish accent: I don't have a problem. Do you have one? If so, do you want to talk about it? I could probably help with whatever you're dealing with.

Alice, exhausted: You see, no one really cares what I do. I mean, I'm supposed to do evil things because I'm a Demon and shit, but you humans do everything for us. You guys started world war one and world war two and honestly, you humans are the real demons. Been trying to tell Beelzebub about this for centuries, but ze won't listen to me.

Gavin: I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS! WHY WOULD I?? iM fInE!

Fenris, taking a sip of the strongest coffee in the world: Sleep. My problem is that I have to sleep to function.

Owen: "Mental or physical problem?"

Savannah: "I don't know. Do you have a problem?"

Peadar, draws his sword: "Get out of here."

Caleb, rolls his eyes and walks away

Elise: "You wanna know what's my problem? That I keep losing the ones I love, or having watch my loved ones suffer and not be able to do anything about it. And that some people think they can be rude to who ever they want to. Get out of here before I string an arrow."

Selene: "-what? did I bump into you?"
Simon: gets in the person's face, is probably taller than them "oh, I don't have a problem."
Raj: (nice and chill) "no, no problem. maybe you're the one with the problem."
Felicity: "Um, my problem?" crosses her arms *Get out of my face."
Darra: *laughs "oh, shut up."
Eli: says nothing, just crosses his arms and raises his eyebrows

Charlotte: You, 'buddy'.
Autumn: Uhm- Sorry? I was just trying to get by.
Bee: keeps walking "I dunno, I'm half blind, get over it!"
Forrest: Doesn't react, might roll his eyes when away tho
CD: "Aye, sorry man, nothing broken? No? Yay, you'll live!"
Zany: "I said excuse me, you didn't move, so quite frankly, you're my problem."
Periwinkle: Slowly turning around…and BOOKING IT TO FIND HER SISTER
Rhys: "Yell at me again and you better learn how to swallow a sword."
Luke: "Sorry, geez. Humans are so rude."
Liam: "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! Be careful next time bud!"

Amelia: “well if your gonna keep acting like a A*****e there’s gonna be a problem”

Jex: “there isn’t one good bye” * walks off *

dollie: "who said i have a problem? clearly you have a problem if you're accusing random people of having some sort of problem."
luca: "what do you mean 'what's your problem?' i don't have any problems! i'm absolutely perfect. perfect people can't have problems, dear. now hush up and move out of the way, will you?"
tamaki: "s-sorry! i-i'll be quiet now…"
zepp: "good grief… i don't have a problem. do you?"

Frog: Ah shit, sorry, didn't mean to do anything, I'll just leave you alone. speeds away in anxiety
DIck: What's my problem? Uh, bitch, what is your problem?
Juniper: Pardon?
Shiloh: No problem here, so what exactly is your problem, sir?
Vanessa: straight up just punches them in the face
Alex: flirts his way out of it

Lin, showing his handcuffs: The fact that I'm chained to him.
Lin: points to Dark
Dark: shrugs

Jazzy: your existence is my problem * walks away *

Devan: listen here you buttery biscuit, your kindness is my problem

Minjun, in the most deadpan expression to exist: You.
Yuki, getting on his knees: PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I MEANT NO OFFENSE!
Elliot, mockingly: bUdDy, wHaT's YoUr PrObLeM?
Kamaria: Try that again, but nicer!
Mitya: Would you like me to get you a list? There are a lot of subsections and footnotes, but it's an interesting read.

"Buddy, what's your problem?!"

Erion: "Keep moving," he said cooly.
Eline: "Would you like to say that again, with rank?" She sneered. or "Move along with your aggressive tendencies, we have no need of you here," she said with a wave of her hand.
Marielle: "I have no quarrel with you, but I can find one." She said gently.
Jerlorn: Instantly his hand fell on the pommel of his sword. "I don't have one. Yet," he growled.
Solin: "You mean, 'Is there a problem, Your Majesty?'" He said, cocking an eyebrow.
Natiselle: "I'm about to be your problem If you don't back up," she said, her lip curling.
Kraiotan: "Are you daft or suicidal?" he asked without getting up from his chair.
Strisen: "I don't have time for this," he said, gesturing to the door. "Leave."

Delaware: "Hell naah." [Flashes a peace sign and fades away]
Adele: "Oh, we got fuckin' moon-face over here, tryna start shit. You ain't got any right to say nothin', lookin' like NASA brought you back on Apollo. Get the fuck outta here, ratty fuckin' bitch, and mind your damn business. Goofy ass."
Romy: "My only problem is that I don't have those digits, if you know what I'm saying."
Jarvis, sighing sadly: "Well, since you asked…"
Azi, entirely genuine: "I am having no problems! Thank you for asking, kind samaritan!"
David, grinning like he's won the lottery: "I'm gonna eat you."
Jackie: "Please, can this wait until after my shift? I'm very busy and don't have time for small talk."
Duck, giving two middle fingers: "Haha! I fucked your mom!"
Rayns, smiling suspiciously: "Nothing, friend! Here, if I offended you, let me buy you dinner! I know this great place… It's intimate, it's private… Great place for a… date."
Beck, staring deadpan: [Emits a low static and begins to vibrate]