forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

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Luffy: My boyfriend's too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Robin: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Azami: Tackle him.
Zoro: Dump him.
Sanji: Kick him in the shin.
Law: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Chopper: Say no to drugs.
Zoro: Say yes to drugs.
Luffy: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs.
Azami: Because if you're taking drugs, you're on drugs.

Luffy: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
Sanji: Alright, sure.
Luffy: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Sanji: Okay.
Luffy: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake.
Sanji: Huh.
Luffy: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Sanji: …

Nami, holding the door: After you.
Vivi: No, after you.
Nami: I insist, after you.
Zoro, pushing past both of them: After me.

Sanji: If a Marine got you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the earth and kill them.
Zoro: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.
Nami: Y-you guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other, right?

Luffy: A tale as old as time~
Azami: A meme as old as Vine~
Luffy: Beauty, and the-
Azami: yEET

Marisol: Say no to drugs.
Harper: Say yes to drugs.
Beck: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs, because if you're talking to drugs, you're on drugs.

Louis: What did I teach you about fighting people?
Dae: How. You taught me how.

Astra: So you have 10 apples and your girlfriend asks for 5- what do you have?
Kimmie, tearing up: A girlfriend.

C.Ro: SomeBODY
JJ, from the other side of the dorm: ONCE TOLD ME

Byungho: [loud screeches] OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Taeok: What in the world is going on in here?
Jungwoo: JJ is trying to show Byungho affection.

Maeng: [sneaking up behind Jaesung]
Jaesung, loudly: I hope nobody's about to scare me because I'm thinking about making cookies later.
Maeng:
Maeng: What kind?

Knight: I don't hold grudges.
Knight:
Knight: Okay look, it's this bitch from the amusement park that said I was too short to ride the rollercoaster…

Charli: Ice is just water with a boner.
Zhra: Will you shut the fuck up?

Maestro: [points at Damian's lap] Is this seat taken?

Carrie: What did I teach you about fighting people?
Lysander: How. You taught me how.

Percy: So you have 10 apples and your girlfriend asks for 5- what do you have?
Aristotle, tearing up: A girlfriend.

Timothy: Sneaking up behind Alice
Alice, loudly: I hope nobody's about to scare me because I'm thinking about making cookies later.
Timothy:
Timothy: What kind?

Kate: I don't hold grudges.
Morgan:
Kate: Okay look, it's this bitch from the amusement park that said I was too short to ride the roller coaster…

Barry: Ice is just water with a boner.
Frankie: Will you shut the fuck up?

jo, with an obvious concussion: hey smarty pants pal. can you like, yeet me some of that boneless ice pretty please
nicky: what the absolute fuck does that mean
catori: he wants water, you imbecile

Jackson, with an obvious concussion: Hey Smarty Pants, pal. Can you, like, yeet me some of that boneless ice? Pretty please?
Victor: What the absolute hell does that mean?
Geneva: He wants water, you imbecile.

Therese: I don't hold grudges.
Nell:
Therese: Okay, look, it's this bitch from the amusement park that said I was too short to ride the roller coaster-

Felix: My boyfriend's too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Mel: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Em: Dump him.
Austin: Kick him in the shin.
Jarrod: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Em: Say no to drugs.
Felix: Say yes to drugs.
Austin: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs.
Jarrod: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're on drugs.

Austin: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
Mel: Alright, sure.
Austin: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Mel: Okay.
Austin: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake.
Mel: Huh.
Austin: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Mel: …

Mel, holding the door: After you.
Em: No, after you.
Mel: I insist, after you.
Austin, pushing past both of them: After me.

Jarrod: If someone hurt you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the earth and kill them.
Felix: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.
Austin: Y-you guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other, right?

Louis: What did I teach you about fighting people?
Dae: How. You taught me how.

Jarrod: So you have 10 apples and your girlfriend asks for 5- what do you have?
Felix, tearing up: A girlfriend.

Austin: SomeBODY
Felix, from the other side of the house: ONCE TOLD ME

Felix: [loud screeches] OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Austin: What in the world is going on in here?
Jarrod: Em is trying to show Felix affection.

Em: [sneaking up behind Jarrod]
Jarrod, loudly: I hope nobody's about to scare me because I'm thinking about making cookies later.
Em:
Em: What kind?

Felix: I don't hold grudges.
Felix:
Felix: Okay look, it's this bitch from the amusement park that said I was too short to ride the rollercoaster…

Austin: Ice is just water with a boner.
Mel: Will you shut the fuck up?

Felix: [points at Jarrod's lap] Is this seat taken?

Cyrus: I don't hold grudges.
Anthony:
Cyrus: Okay, look, it's this bitch from the amusement park that said I was too short to ride the rollercoaster-

Dally, with an obvious concussion: Hey, Smarty Pants, pal. Can you, like, yeet me some of that boneless ice? Pretty please?
Anthony: What the absolute hell does that mean?
Cyrus: He wants water, you imbecile.

Dally: SomeBODY
Cyrus, from the other side of the apartment: ONCE TOLD ME

Quill: So you have 10 apples and your girlfriend asks for 5- what do you have?
Dally, tearing up: A girlfriend.

Quill, holding the door: After you.
Elias: No, after you.
Quill: I insist, after you.
Perry, pushing past both of them: After me.

Geneva: Somebody-
Jackson, from the other side of the apartment: ONCE TOLD ME

Luci: So you have 10 apples and your girlfriend asks for 5- what do you have?
Bee, tearing up: A girlfriend.

Usagi: Trivia question: which country is next to the USA?
Louis: Can-
Dae: USB.
Usagi:
Louis:

Knight, leaving the room: I am not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.
Jaeseok: Mars is not a planet.
Knight, storming back into the room: How the fuck is Mars not a planet!!?!

Elijah: [sneezes]
JJ, inside the washing machine: Bless you.
Elijah: Thanks
Elijah: WAIT-

Sebastian: Good news or bad news?
Jack: Good news.
Sebastian: Everyone is alive.
Jack: What kind of answer is that-

Adrian, sneaking into the dorm with a large coat:
Hyungwon: What's in that coat?
Adrian's coat, meowing:
Adrian: Drugs.

Seokju: My life is a romantic comedy.
Seokju: Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

Frankie, leaving the room: I am not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.
Barry: Mars is not a planet.
Frankie, storming back into the room: How the fuck is Mars not a planet!!?!

Oberon: Sneezes
Robin, inside the washing machine: Bless you.
Oberon: Thank you.
Oberon: Wait-

Jackson: My life is a romantic comedy, except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

Austin: Trivia question: which country is next to the USA?
Mel: Can-
Em: USB.
Austin:
Mel:

Jarrod, leaving the room: I am not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.
Felix: Mars is not a planet.
Jarrod, storming back into the room: How the fuck is Mars not a planet!!?!

Jarrod: [sneezes]
Austin, inside the washing machine: Bless you.
Jarrod: Thanks
Jarrod: WAIT-

Felix: Good news or bad news?
Jarrod: Good news.
Felix: Everyone is alive.
Jarrod: What kind of answer is that-

Em, sneaking into the house with a large coat:
Jarrod: What's in that coat?
Em's coat: meow
Em: Drugs.

Mel: My life is a romantic comedy.
Mel: Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

Jackson: Good news or bad news?
Morgan: Good news.
Jackson: Everyone is alive.
Morgan: What kind of answer is that-

Bee, sneaking into the house with a large coat:
Kate: What's in that coat?
Bee's coat: Meows
Bee: Drugs.

Kate: My life is a romantic comedy.
Kate: Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at other people.

Anthony, leaving the room: I am not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.
Dally: Mars isn’t a planet.
Anthony, storming back into the room: How the fuck is Mars not a planet?!

Anthony: Sneezes
Cyrus, inside the washing machine: Bless you.
Anthony: Thank you.
Anthony: Wait-

Quill, sneaking into the apartment with a large coat:
Anthony: What's in that coat?
Quill’s coat: Meows
Quill, panicking: Uhh… drugs.

Cyrus: My life is a romantic comedy, except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

Chan: Good news or bad news?
Ren: Good news.
Chan: Everyone is alive.
Ren: What kind of answer is that-

Chan: My life is a romantic comedy, except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

Ren, opening the fridge to find Chan sitting inside: Umm, what on earth are you doing?
Chan: Well, I decided to bake some cookies and the instructions said to chill in the fridge for an hour so here I am.
Ren: No, that's not what- wait-
Ren: Where's the food? Chan, WHERE'S THE FOOD?

Lucas: [loud screeches] OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Zephyr: What in the world is going on in here?
Ren: Himari is trying to show Lucas affection.

Himari: [sneaking up behind Ren]
Ren, loudly: I hope nobody's about to scare me because I'm thinking about making cookies later.
Himari:
Himari: What kind?

Zephyr: It's nice that you're helping Elyas learn English, but can you not do it in Vine references?
Chan, pretending innocence: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Elyas in the distance: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me.

Chan: Hey Elyas, I'm gonna do a live scream tonight. Wanna join?
Elyas: Don't you mean live stream-
Chan: [inhales]

Chan: I guess you could say, I've fallen for you
Lucas, confused: You just rolled down an entire flight of stairs. How are you still alive?

Cashier: Hello
Elyas: Hi! :D
Cashier: How are you today?
Elyas: [Looks at Zephyr]
Zephyr, mouthing: I'm fine, thank you
Elyas: I'm firing you

Cyrus: Hey Anthony, I'm gonna do a live scream tonight. Wanna join?
Anthony: Don't you mean live stream-
Cyrus: [Inhales]

Dally: I guess you could say I've fallen for you
Anthony, confused: You just rolled down an entire flight of stairs. How are you still alive?

Cashier: Hello
Emmett: Hi! :D
Cashier: How are you today?
Emmett: [Looks at Jack]
Jack, mouthing: I'm fine, thank you
Emmett: I'm firing you

Therapist: So what seems to be causing you stress
Kage: Everything

Asumi: My aunt was a… complicated person
Kage: She was a bad person, there's a difference

Mikoto to herself: Come on you can do it, You're a brave girl
Walks to Asumi
Asumi: Hi, Miko-san
Mikoto internally: I C A N T D O I T

Collin: Ow
Emiko yanks Collin's ahoge
Collin: What was that for
Emiko: Sorry, I was trying to make you unleash your true power

Ran: Are you gay because you lacked a strong male figure in your life
Kage: No, I'm gay because I want a strong male figure up my ass

Kosuke: Have I give you a reason not to trust me
Kage: Alphabethically or Chronologically

Me: Why is it, when something disastrous and drunk happens, it is always you three
Kage[Covered in glitter and chewing pocky]
Minato[Wearing sunglasses inside with a party blower]
Asumi: Drunk and hurling out his guts

Eri: Well, we're going to hell
Kage: Seems about right

Mikoto: Sleep…WHO'S NEED SLEEP IN A DEATH GAME
Collin: [sleeping like a baby] Huh… What happened

Asumi: Destiny's calling, Kage
Kage: They have the wrong number then

Ran: Minato, You're being expelled
Minato: But I'm homeschooled
Ran: You have 24 hours to leave

Hanaki: You know I get this feeling of deja vu around you, what about you Asumi
Asumi: Now you mention I do remember something of the sort but there were 6 of you and they were all abusive

Collin: Do only think about sex?
Unzari: No, I also think about my self-loathing

Azazel: Have I given you any reasons not to trust me?
Quill: You want ‘em listed alphabetically or chronologically?

Therapist: So what seems to be causing you stress?
Quill: Everything.

Dally: Cyrus’s dad was a…complicated person.
Cyrus: He was a bad person. There’s a difference.

Nich: Have I given you any reasons not to trust me?
Oliver: You want ‘em listed alphabetically or chronologically?

Becca: So what seems to be causing you stress?
Victor: Everything.

Samuel: Duchess Marlott is a…complicated person.
Margot: She's a bad person. There’s a difference.

Brook: Is anybody here good with computers?
Luffy: I have a computer.
Azami: I game on my refrigerator so I wouldn't know.
Zoro: I use computers sometimes.
Nami: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Andor: Tomatoes?
Andor: Frogs and toads??
Dallas: I don’t know what you expect me to say to messages like this. These are just vegetables. These aren’t questions.
Ara: Frogs and toads aren't vegetables.
Dallas: I guess tomatoes aren’t either. 0 for 3 today.

Gerard: I'd rather die
Eva: …than?
Gerard: No, that's it

Jackie: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold t-shaped pendants?
Ara: That’s a cross.
Jackie: Across from where?

Garzlan: Morning, what the fuck is going on?
Keyla: Bullshit.
Milo: War.
Farli: Hell.
Taven: idk I just live here.

Dallas: Is anybody here good with computers?
Jackie: I have a computer.
Andor: I game on my refrigerator so I wouldn't know.
Brian: I use computers sometimes.
Ara: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Milo: King Valder is a…complicated person.
Keyla: He's a bad person. There’s a difference

Adelia: So what seems to be causing you stress?
Gerard: Everything.

Milo: Have I given you any reasons not to trust me?
Garzlan: You want ‘em listed alphabetically or chronologically?

Andor: My life is a romantic comedy, except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

Holly: Trivia question: which country is next to the USA?
Ara: Can-
Andor: USB.
Ara:
Holly:

Ara, leaving the room: I am not getting into any more stupid arguments with you.
Andor: Mars is not a planet.
Ara, storming back into the room: How the fuck is Mars not a planet!!?!
(this is literally what all of their conversations are like lmao)

Kage: I sure showed those guys, Eh, Asu
Kage: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying

Kotone: Excuse me, I lost my son can I make an announcement
Festival Worker: Sure
Kotone: Don't worry we found your sister

Ran: You trust me, Minato
Minato as a child: Yes, mom
Minato trust fall before Ran moves out the way
Ran: Rule #1 never trust anyone

Kage: Come on, we're twins, how can we not love each other
Hikari: I'd sell you to satan for a bucket of KFC, try me

Teacher: Unzari, You can't wear that at school
Unzari: Why, it's just my ahegao jacket

Ai: As punishment for ripping off your collar, you must eat rats, spiders and toads
Hikari: Is that a punishment or a challenge

Barry: Tomatoes?
Barry: Frogs and toads??
Claudio: I don’t know what you expect me to say to messages like this. These are just vegetables. These aren’t questions.
Frankie: Frogs and toads aren't vegetables.
Claudio: I guess tomatoes aren’t either. 0 for 3 today.

Huxley: I'd rather die
Asher: …than?
Huxley: No, that's it

Kristi: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold t-shaped pendants?
Kate: That’s a cross.
Kristi: Across from where?

Eleanor: Morning, what in the world is going on?
Christopher: Bullshit.
Gabriel: War.
Cordelia: Hell.
Georgie: I dunno, I just live here.

Felix: Hey Austin, I'm gonna do a live scream tonight. Wanna join?
Austin: Don't you mean live stream-
Felix: [inhales]

Felix: I guess you could say, I've fallen for you
Jarrod: You just rolled down an entire flight of stairs. How are you still alive?

Cashier: Hello
Em: Hi! :D
Cashier: How are you today?
Em: [Looks at Zephyr]
Austin, mouthing: I'm fine, thank you
Em: I'm firing you!

Therapist: So what seems to be causing you stress
Austin: Everything

Mel: My dad was a… complicated person
Austin: He was a bad person, there's a difference

Felix to himself: Come on you can do it, You're a god! A brave one too!
Walks over to Jarrod
Jarrod: What, Felix?
Felix internally: I C A N T D O I T

Felix: Tugs on Austin's hair
Austin: Ow
Austin: What was that for
Felix: I was trying to make you unleash your true power

Felix: What reason have I ever given you to not trust me?
Jarrod: Do you want them alphabetically or chronologically?

Mel: Well, we're going to hell
Austin: You've only just realized this?

Austin: Sleep…WHO'S NEED SLEEP IN A DEATH GAME
Mel, across town: [wakes up] Something's wrong.

Jarrod: Do you only think about sex?
Felix: No, I also think about my self-loathing

Em: Tomatoes?
Em: Frogs and toads??
Austin: I don’t know what you expect me to say to messages like this. These are just vegetables. These aren’t questions.
Mel: Frogs and toads aren't vegetables.
Austin: I guess tomatoes aren’t either. 0 for 3 today.

Austin: I'd rather die
Mel: …than?
Austin: No, that's it

Felix: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold t-shaped pendants?
Jarrod: That’s a cross.
Felix: Across from where?

Austin: Morning, what the fuck is going on?
Felix: Bullshit.
Em: War.
Mel: Hell
Jarrod: I don't know, I just live here.

Em: I sure showed those guys, right Austin?
Em: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying

Felix: Come on, we're friends, how can we not like each other
Jarrod: I'd sell you to Satan for a new book, try me

Jarrod: As punishment for ripping off your collar, you must eat rats, spiders and toads
Felix Is that a punishment or a challenge

Robin: Hey Oberon, I'm gonna do a live scream tonight. Wanna join?
Oberon: Don't you mean live stream-
Robin: Inhales

Portia: Well, we're going to hell.
Vince: You've only just realized this?

Calla: Do you only think about sex?
Oleander: No, I also think about my self-loathing.

Ozzie: I sure showed those guys, right Sybil?
Ozzie: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying

Sybil: Come on, when have I ever given you a reason not to trust me?
Freddy: You want them alphabetically or chronologically?

The Erl King: As punishment for helping Oberon in the duel, you must eat rats, spiders and toads
Robin: Is that a punishment or a challenge?

Azami: Hey Robin, I'm gonna do a live scream tonight. Wanna join?
Robin: Don't you mean live stream-
Azami: Inhales

Some Marine: As punishment for breaking out of prison, you must eat rats, spiders and toads.
Azami: Is that a punishment or a challenge?

Pudding: I'm making cookies, want any?
Peppermint: Yeah, gimme a few.
Pudding: You get ten.
Peppermint: I get however many I want.
Pudding: How many do you want?
Peppermint: Ten.
Pudding: …

Rosaline: The letter of the law is a capital "S'!
Evan and Celia: That's the Ehren way!
Huxley: We're all just pawns in a fucking game of chess!
Evan and Celia:…..
Ayla and Carrie, sarcastically: That's the Ehren way!

The "S" part even still works since her surname is "Sole" lol