forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

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Kage to life: Like ma'am, I'm not the fucking one today, I'm not in a good fucking mood, My body is sore, Please back up out of my face

Ai: Eat a potato salad and feel it's pain or be it?
Kage:
Collin:
Eri:
Mikoto:
Hanaki:
Emiko:
Unzari:
Hikari: What the fuck kind of dumbass question is that

Ran about the Shiores: I hate these mfs more than satan

Kage when Asumi wants to end the Kami Game: You got the cards stacked against you, all the cards, Yugi about come out

Minato: You ain't shit in this room, you getting locked up, I guarantee you do 30
Kage: You act real fucking bold for a NPC, buddy
Minato: NPC stands for shut your stupid bitch baby ass up
Kage: That's the wrong fucking letters dawg

Eri: Do you have a boyfriend
Kage:-
Eri: I don't mean that body pillow in your closet
Kage:-
Eri: Or any of your 2D husbands
Kage:…

Unzari: Man, sure is lovely out
Asumi: Ah
Unzari: Ah
Asumi: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Unzari: Could say the same thing about you, pal
Asumi: Were you watching us
Unzari: Little bit
Asumi: You sick son of bitch

Kage: It's a KFC mascot
Hikari: Kage, we do not say company brand names on this show
Kage: So you don't want this delicious basket then
Hikari: Yeah, I do

Kage: Game of Sweets and Poison is a story where a blue-haired emo kid (and a cheerful glasses boi) is the savior of the world, but what is an emo kid without his closest allies… and Emiko

Kage: This is my family, they're a bunch of crazy people they're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders

Eleanor: This is my family, they're a bunch of crazy people and they're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders.

Karma: I poisoned someone's drink, but I forgot whose.
Love: You did what?!
Emmett: The way this dinner has been going, I hope it's mine.

Anthony: Has anyone seen Quill?
Quill, lying face-down on the floor: Present.

Anthony: Ugh, I hardly slept last night.
Quill: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you!
Anthony: Who the hell would be thinking about me at 3am?
Dally: [Tries way too hard to not act suspicious]

Dally: What's your biggest fear?
Quill: Being useless.
Dally: I was gonna say the Kool-Aid man, but that seems kinda stupid now-

Cyrus: Am I in trouble?
Anthony: Take a guess.
Cyrus: No?
Anthony: Take another one.

Felix: I just had the best idea, stay here.
Jarrod:
[A few minutes later]
Felix: So my line of logic was "If I put a sponge in the blender, when I turn it on, the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so I don't have to clean it." That's not what happened though.

Austin: Can someone hire a hitman to kill me please?
Mel: How about I hire a hugman who hugs you?

Austin: Can't spell disconnected from reality without disco. Let's dance!

Jarod: But you know, raising a kid is an absolutely wonderful experience and really rewarding-
Kidnapper: Just pay the ransom and take this Felix kid away.

Austin: [putting up "Have you seen Emily?" posters]
Mel: Oh my god! Is Em missing?
Austin wiping away a single tear: No, I just think that everyone should see her, because she's amazing.

Felix @ Jarrod: I recorded your snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

Felix: Hey.
Jarrod: Hey.
Felix: Have you eaten?
Jarrod: Have you eaten?
Felix: Are you copying me?
Jarrod: Are you copying me?
Felix: I love you.
Jarrod: Yeah, I ate an hour ago.

Felix: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Jarrod: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Austin: Smad.

Jarrod: Being louder doesn't make you right.
Felix: It makes me not hear you being wrong.

Jarrod: Is something burning?
Felix: Just my desire for you.
Jarrod: Felix, why is the oven on fUCking fIRE AGAIN-

Jarrod: Has anyone seen Eliot?
Austin, lying facedown on the floor: Present.

Em: Here you go. Nice hot cup of coffee.
Jarrod: It's cold.
Felix: Nice cup of coffee.
Jarrod: It tastes horrible.
Felix: Cup of coffee.
Jarrod: I'm not even sure if this is coffee.
Em: …Cup.

Austin, sleep deprived: What's your biggest fear?
Mel: Being forgotten.
Austin: Man that's deep. I was gonna say the Kool-Aid man but that seems kinda stupid now.

Jarrod: Where are you going?
Felix: Either to get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Felix, after setting the kitchen on fire yet again: Am I in trouble?
Jarrod: Take a guess.
Felix: No?
Jarrod: Take another one.

Ara: If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
Andor: Museum? What the fuck is in a museum? They got bitches in museums? Alive bitches?

Brian: Where are you going?
Holly: Either to get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Crispin, after setting the kitchen on fire yet again: Am I in trouble?
Frank: Take a guess.
Crispin: No?
Frank: Take another one

Frank: Has anyone seen Gerard?
Gerard, lying facedown on the floor: Present.

Farli: Being louder doesn't make you right.
Calidor: It makes me not hear you being wrong.

Milo: I poisoned someone's drink, but I forgot whose.
Garzlan: You did what?
Calidor: The way this dinner has been going, I hope it's mine.

Kit: Don't you realize you could die?
Crispin: I'm not going to die, I'm 16.
Kit: And that means you can't die?
Crispin, shrugging: I just don't see it happening.

Helena: I poisoned someone's drink, but I forgot whose.
Amira: You did what?!
Margot: The way this dinner has been going, I hope it's mine.

Felix: I poisoned someone's drink, but I forgot whose.
Jarrod: You did WHAt?
Austin: The way this dinner has been going, I hope it's mine.

Austin: Sorry i'm late I got…held up by something important.
Felix, entering the room a little dishevelled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Jarrod: You have to apologize to Austin.
Felix: Fine.
Austin: Unfuck you or whatever.

Jarrod: Ugh, I hardly slept last night.
Em: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.
Jarrod: Who the hell would be thinking about me at 3am?
Felix: (eyes widen ever so slightly)

Jarrod: Don't you realise you could die?
Felix: I'm not going to die, I'm a bad bitch.
Jarrod: And that means you can't die?
Felix: I just don't see it happening.

Felix: My doctor told me to limit my alcohol intake to one glass a night.
Felix: But last time i checked, bottles were made of glass
Felix: (Drinks vodka straight out of the bottle)

Austin: I'm furious with you right now. There is nothing you can say or do that will make me forgive you.
Em: But Aus-
Austin: Okay, fine, i forgive you.

Oliver: My doctor told me to limit my alcohol intake to one glass a night.
Oliver: But last time I checked, bottles were made of glass
Oliver: Drinks vodka straight out of the bottle

The Sandman: Azazel told me I should limit my alcohol intake to one glass a night.
The Sandman: But last time I checked, bottles were made of glass.
The Sandman: [Drinks vodka straight out of the bottle]

Jack: Don't you realise you could die?
Cyrus: I'm not going to die, I'm a bad bitch.
Jack, sarcastically: And that means you can’t die.
Cyrus: I just don't see it happening.

Jack: Sorry I’m late. I got…held up by something important.
Dally, entering the room a little disheveled: He pushed me down the fucking stairs!

Hanaki: Daddy's boy, eh, I can be your daddy
Asumi: INTERNAL SCREAMING

Kosuke: Look Unzari, you can become an accomplice or you can become a third victim

Ai: Some of the prettiest people are the ugliest inside
Kage: If that's case, you're an inner eldritch horror

Ai: What is your true love
Collin: Marshmallows

Hikari: "Hey, at least I pretend to be polite to people!
Kage: "Yeah, whatev… wait, pretend?

Hikari: There, was that so hard? Frigging drama queen
Asumi: You tried to eat me! I say this is an appropriate amount of drama
Hikari: It's not like the first time that happened
Asumi: That doesn't make it better

Nanami: I demand you to be hung
Asumi in the background: He's already hung
Kage: Can you untie me so I can hi-five my boyfriend

Jack: Hey, at least I pretend to be polite to people.
Cyrus: Yeah, whatev… wait, pretend?

Jack, meeting Quill: Alright, kid, you got two choices. You can either become an accomplice or you can be a third victim.

Kels: Hey, at least I pretend to be polite to people.
Imogen: Yeah, whatev… wait, pretend?

Trix, meeting Ness: Alright, kid, you've got two choices. You can either become an accomplice or you can be a third victim.

Felix: Look Jarrod, you can become an accomplice or you can become a victim

JarrodL Some of the prettiest people are the ugliest inside
Felix: If that's case, I'm an inner eldritch horror

Em: Who is your true love
Austin: Marshmallows

Felix: "Hey, at least I pretend to be polite to people!
Jarrod: "Yeah, whatev… wait, pretend?

Felix, after sparring with Austin: There, was that so hard? Fucking drama queen
Austin: You tried to kill me, I say this is an appropriate amount of drama
Felix: It's not like the first time that happened
Austin: That doesn't make it better

Austin to the cultists who kidnapped them: I demand that Felix be hung
Felix: I'm already hung
Jarrod: Can you untie me so I can kill him myself

The Erl King: I demand that Oleander be hung.
Oleander: I'm already hung.
Maia: Can you untie me so I can kill him myself?

Peregrine, first meeting Estella: Look, you can become an accomplice or you can become a victim.

Bartolomeo: Some of the prettiest people are the ugliest inside
Cavendish: If that's case, I'm an inner eldritch horror

Robin: Who is your true love?
Chopper: Cotton candy.

Zoro: Chopper told me I should limit my alcohol intake to one glass a night.
Zoro: But last time I checked, bottles were made of glass.
Zoro: Drinks sake straight out of the bottle

Peregrine: Don't you realize you could die?
Estella: I'm not going to die, I'm a bad bitch.
Peregrine: And that means you can't die?
Estella: I just don't see it happening.

Law: I'm furious with you right now. There is nothing you can say or do that will make me forgive you.
Jax: But Capta-
Law: Okay, fine, I forgive you.

Quill: Y’know, some of the prettiest people are the ugliest inside.
Jack: If that's the case, I'm an inner eldritch horror.
[This is a little too literally correct]

Jack: There, was that so hard? Fucking drama queen.
Dally: You tried to kill me! I say this is an appropriate amount of drama.
Jack: It's not like it’s the first time that I’ve done that.
Dally: That doesn't make it better!

Dally: When I say I swing both ways, I mean I will punch both men and women.
Dally:
Dally: Also, I’m bi.

Anthony: I’m so glad that stupid doge meme has finally, maybe died down.
Dally: Such glad.
Anthony: Such fuck you. Very go fuck yourself.
Dally: Wow. Such aggression. Very anger

Geneva: When I say I swing both ways, I mean I will punch both men and women.
Geneva:
Geneva: Also I’m bisexual.

Geneva: I’m so glad that stupid doge meme has finally, maybe died down.
Jackson: Such glad.
Geneva: Such fuck you. Very go fuck yourself.
Jackson: Wow. Such aggression. Very anger

Varian: Sometimes i don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Varian: You call it a near death experience.
Leaoni: We call it a vibe check from the Gods.
Alune: (eye twitches)

Alune: Did you know that every time you break a bone, it grows back stronger?
Leaoni: So, you're saying that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Alune: That is absolutely not what I'm saying.

Kallai: So, what's the new rule here?
Varian: No daring Leaoni to do stupid stuff.
Kallai: Why?
Leaoni: (grumpily) because I have no regard for my personal wellbeing.
Kallai: Right.

(Varian and Leaoni, sat in jail together after doing something dumb)
Leaoni: So… who should we call?
Varian: I'd call Kallai but I feel safer in jail.
Leaoni: Alune?
Varian: I'd rather die.

Sana: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Leaoni: (nudges one with her foot)
Leaoni: Not much, honestly.

Leaoni: Zatian made me feel things.
Kallai: What things?
Leaoni: Feelings.
Kallai: What a bitch.

Varian: How much sleep did you get?
Alune: 8
Varian: Hours?
Alune: Minutes.

Sana: I thought you were better than this!
Frost: That's on you, not me.

Alune: Where's Varian?
Frost: Don't worry about it.
Alune: Oh, I'm sorry, have you met me?

Leaoni: Everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts, but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it?
Frost: I feel the same about Arizona iced tea! Arizona is still there, so what the fuck.
Alune: (quietly questioning how he ended up stuck with this group)

Kallai: Did you have to stab him?
Leaoni: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Kallai: What did he say?
Leaoni: 'What are you doing to do? Stab me?'
Kallai: Okay, fair enough.

Sana: I only have 69 cents
Varian: Oh! You know what that means-
Sana, tearing up: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

Alune: How do you know what’s good for me?
Varian, borderline ripping his hair out: That's my OPINION-

Frost: Saw you hanging out with Zatian yesterday.
Leaoni: Frost - it's not what you think!
Frost, taking out his sword: I won't hesitate, bitch.

Alune, at all times: When will you learn. When will you learn! That your actions have consequences.

Frost, at 3am banging pots together in the hallway: I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep ‘cause of me-

Varian: Dad look, it's the good kush.
Marcello: This is the dollar store, how good can It be.

Varian: I've gotta take my time getting ready. (gestures to self) You think all this was an accident?
Madam Margo, drinking a martini: Yes. Yes, you were.

Jackson: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Jackson: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.
Geneva: Eye twitches

Addie: Did you know that every time you break a bone, it grows back stronger?
Kay: So you're saying that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Addie: That is absolutely not what I'm saying.

Imogen: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Tabitha: Nudges one with her foot
Tabitha: Not much, honestly.

Imogen: I thought you were better than this!
Tabitha: That's on you, not me.

Azami: Sometimes i don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Azami: You call it a near death experience.
Luffy: We call it a vibe check from God.
Law: eye twitches

Perona: Did you know that every time you break a bone, it grows back stronger?
Zoro: So, you're saying that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Perona: That is absolutely not what I'm saying.

Coby: Wh-what are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Vermilion: nudges one with her foot
Vermilion: Not much, honestly.

Zoro: Sanji made me feel things.
Peregrine: What things?
Zoro: Feelings.
Peregrine: What a bitch.

Jax: How much sleep did you get?
Law: 8
Jax: Hours?
Law: Minutes.

Dadan: I thought you were better than this!
Ace: That's on you, not me.

Estella: Did you have to stab him?
Peregrine: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Estella: What did he say?
Peregrine: 'What are you doing to do? Stab me?'
Estella: Okay, fair enough.

Nami: I've gotta take my time getting ready. gestures to self You think all this was an accident?
Bell-mère, drinking a martini: Yes. Yes, you were.

Lyra: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Felix: When I say I swing both ways, I mean I will punch both men and women.
Felix:
Felix: I'm also bi, but that usually isn't my point-

Austin: I’m so glad that stupid doge meme has finally, maybe died down.
Mel: Such glad.
Austin: Such fuck you. Very go fuck yourself.
Mel: Wow. Such aggression. Very anger

Austin: Sometimes i don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Felix: You call it a near death experience.
Felix: I call it a vibe check from the Gods.
Jarrod: [eye twitches]

Jarrod: Did you know that every time you break a bone, it grows back stronger?
Felix: So, you're saying that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Jarrod: That is absolutely not what I'm saying.

(Felix and Austin, sat in jail together after doing something dumb)
Felix: So… who should we call?
Austin: I'd call Mel but I feel safer in jail.
Austin: Jarrod?
Felix: That is a fate worse than death my friend.

Jarrod: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Felix: (nudges one with his foot)
Felix: Not much, probably.

Mel: That girl just now made me feel things.
Austin: What things?
Mel: Feelings.
Austin: What a bitch.

Mel: How much sleep did you get?
Austin: 8
Mel: Hours?
Austin: Minutes.

Jarrod: I thought you were better than this
Felix: That's on you not me.

Jarrod: Where's Austin?
Felix: Don't worry about it.
Jarrod: Oh, I'm sorry, you must know me.

Jarrod, running from the cops: Did you have to stab him?
Felix, also running from the cops: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Jarrod: What did he say?
Felix: 'What are you doing to do? Stab me?'
Jarrod: Okay, fair enough.

Felix: Saw you hanging out with Jarrod yesterday.
Austin: Okay… and?
Felix, taking out his gun: I won't hesitate, bitch.

Jarrod, at all times: When will you learn. When will you learn! That your actions have CONSEQUENCES

Jarrod, at 3am banging pots together in the hallway: I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep ‘cause of me-

Felix: Jarrod look, it's the good kush.
Jarrod: This is the dollar store, how good can It be.

Felix: I've gotta take my time getting ready. (gestures to self) You think all this was an accident?
Jarrod, taking a long drag on a cigarette: Yes. Yes, you most likely were.

Talia: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Henry: How much sleep did you get?
Victor: Eight
Henry: Hours?
Victor: Minutes.

Jackson: I thought you were better than this
Geneva: That's on you not me.

Minato: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Eri: I’m so glad that stupid spongebob meme has finally died down.
Kage: iM sO gLaD tHaT sTuPiD sPoNgEbOb MeMe HaS FiNaLlY dIeD dOwN
Eri: You little shit
Kage: yOu LiTtLe ShIt

Mikoto: So I managed to round up a resistance. Does anyone have any questions
Unzari: Gold Team Rules

Minato: Tony the Tiger is our furry lord and savior. He died for our balanced breakfast

Asumi: So let me get this straight, (Points to Kage) You're part of the Kami Game, (Points to Hanaki) You're part of the Kami Game, (Points to Eri, Collin, Mikoto) You're part of the Kami Game. I'M PART OF THE KAMI GAME, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE THAT"S ON THIS
Unzari & Hikari:
Asumi: I'm outta here

Ran: Win this for me
Minato: FOR MOOOOTHER
Kosuke: Win this because I told you to
Unzari: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOO

Unzari: Looking for a good time
Eri:… Aren't you in highschool

Aspen: I've gotta take my time getting ready.
Aspen, pointing at himself: You think all this was an accident?
Oberon: Knowing our parents? Yes, you most likely were.

Holly: Brian, I say this with love, but you're kind of a control freak.
Brian: Oh god, what would that have sounded like without love?

Jackie: *filming a movie* Ok, I need you to give me sad. Think of me moving away to go to college.
Holly: *Starts smiling*
Jackie: Wait…why are you smiling?
Holly: I never thought you'd get in.

Frank: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.
Crispin: Actually, I do more.
Crispin: You catch seven.

Gerard: Crispin, you're bleeding!
Crispin: Oh, that explains it.
Gerard: Explains what?
Crispin: The stabbing pain in my side.

Crispin: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Ara: I’m so glad that stupid spongebob meme has finally died down.
Andor: iM sO gLaD tHaT sTuPiD sPoNgEbOb MeMe HaS FiNaLlY dIeD dOwN
Ara: You little shit
Andor: yOu LiTtLe ShIt

Garzlan: I thought you were better than this
Milo: That's on you not me.

Adelia: How much sleep did you get?
Gerard: Eight
Adelia: Hours?
Gerard: Minutes.

Gerard: Did you know that every time you break a bone, it grows back stronger?
Crispin: So, you're saying that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Gerard: That is absolutely not what I'm saying.

Quill: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Cyrus: There’s a fucking furry at the mall???
Cyrus, later: What the hell is an ‘Easter Bunny’

Dally: How much sleep did you get?
Anthony: Eight.
Dally: Hours?
Anthony: Minutes.

Anthony: I thought you were better than this.
Jack: That's on you, not me.

Dally: My talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting sad over things I saw coming