Imogen: Hey Katya! Fuck, marry, kill with Kay, Addie, and Ilsa.
Kels, without looking up: Fuck Addie, marry Ilsa, and kill Tabitha.
Tabitha: I wasn't even in the question.
Tabitha: Don't worry, though, I'd choose you too.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer), to Francesca: Why do you have a bat, no one has a ball.
Beck: This year I'm going as a disappointment for Halloween.
Marisol: I thought you said you weren't dressing up?
Beck: I don't need to.
Marian, a closeted pan, about Beatrice: I just think she's neat.
Alternately
Nathaniel, a closeted gay, about Oscar: I just think he's neat.
Tabitha: I know what you’re all thinking. Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.
Kay: This is fun!
Imogen: We're hiding a body.
Kay: You know, I'm surprised you don't already have bodies down here.
Tabitha: That's ridiculous.
Tabitha, under her breath: At this temperature?
Aspen: Soup is not for eating! Soup is for drinking, and for pouring on the ground as you demand real food.
Sanji: This year I'm going as a failure for Halloween.
Azami: I thought you said you weren't dressing up?
Sanji: I don't need to.
Coby: You know, I'm surprised you don't already have bodies down here.
Vermilion: That's ridiculous.
Vermilion, under her breath: At this temperature?
Emiko: Release the dragon
Random member: Lady Emiko We don't have a dragon
Emiko: STFU they don't know that
Asumi: Not if Kage have something to say it
Kage: Ugh… Something
Asumi: R-R-Rekt
Kage: Really Asumi
Minato: Is that all you got
Asumi: You didn't like my pun
Kage: It wasn't a pun and it sucked, you suck Asumi
Eri: Yo Mamu, check out Asumi's friend, I have seen such a stereotypical edgelord in ages, Always a knife in hand
Kaage: She's mocking me
Kage: Pulls out knife
Asumi: Didn't you give your knife to me?
Kage:It's adorable for you to assume that was my only one
Minato to Collin: You roll your shorts? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ran: Miss, We are rich, not poor
Minato: aaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
Ran: Miss, behave yourself
Hanaki: I want to pay my taxes with it
Asumi: Huh
Collin: I want to be in a visual novel with it
Asumi: Huh
Eri: I want to be in product placement with it
Asumi: Huh
Emiko: I want to make a cult with it
Asumi: HUH
Kay: Hey Addie, check out Imogen's friend. I haven't seen such a stereotypical edgelord in ages, she's always got a knife in hand.
Tabitha: They're mocking me.
Tabitha: Pulls out knife
Eliot: Didn't you give your knife to me?
Tabitha: It's adorable for you to assume that was my only one
Ai: One last thing, do you have records of vaping
Asumi: No sir, Never in my life
Ai: Sorry, I don't hire fucking losers
Kosuke: We're like Bonnie and Clyde
Kage: Those two died
Kosuke: Romeo and Juliet
Kage: They died too
Kosuke: Bum and Sangwoo
Kage: That wasn't even a romance pairing
Kosuke: That wasn't a romance?
Kage: No
Felix: One last thing, do you have a history of alcoholism
Jarrod: No sir, of course not
Felix: Sorry, I don't hire fucking losers
Felix: We're like Bonnie and Clyde
Jarrod: Those two died
Felix: Romeo and Juilet
Jarrod: They died too
Felix: Hey Missy, check out Jarrod's new kid. I haven't seen such a stereotypical edgelord in ages, he's always got a knife in hand.
Austin: They're mocking me.
Austin: [Pulls out knife]
Jarrod: I thought I already took your knife
Austin: It's adorable for you to assume that was my only one
Felix to Jarrod: You roll your shorts? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Missy: Felix, We are mobsters, not school children
Felix: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Missy: Felix, you're the Boss, behave yourself
Felix: Release the dragon
Jarrod: Lady Emiko We don't have a dragon
Felix: STFU they don't know that
Austin: You know, I'm surprised you don't already have bodies down here.
Felix: That's ridiculous.
Felix, under his breath: At this temperature?
Austin: Soup is not for eating! Soup is for drinking, and for pouring on the ground as you demand real food.
Peter: We're like Bonnie and Clyde.
Kate: Those two died.
Peter: Romeo and Juilet?
Kate: They died too.
Tabitha: Release the dragon.
Imogen: We don't have a dragon
Tabitha: Quiet, Im, they don't know that.
Gabriel: Soup is not for eating! Soup is for drinking, and for pouring on the ground as you demand real food.
Varian: You know, I'm surprised you guys don't already have bodies down here.
Pytho: That's ridiculous.
Pyralis, under her breath: At this temperature?
Varian: HEY, HEY-
Alune: Shh! Phel is sleeping.
Varian, whispering: Oh, sorry.
Alune: What's up?
Varian, still whispering: There's a fire-
Kallai: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Sana.
Frost: Not everybody likes Sana.
Kallai: Who doesn’t?
Frost: What?
Kallai: Names, now. Give me their names.
Zatian: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache to shop? Don’t I deserve love and…jewellery?
Varian: (nods)
Alune: I may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of a god.
Sana: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Kallai: You’re gonna get chocolate.
Frost: No, Kallai, that’s not-
Kallai: You’re gonna get CHOCOLATE-
Varian: The gods made me a bisexual gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful.
Alune: You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.
Varian: I literally said 6 words.
Alune: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.
Sana: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Varian: Loved.
Sana: Don't do this.
Alune: Understood.
Sana: Guys-
Leaoni: Appreciated.
Frost: So, here's the tea-
Kallai: For the last time, it's called a patrol report.
Frost: Do you want the tea or not?
Varian: Promise you wont be angry if I tell you?
Leaoni: No, I like being angry.
Varian: Promise you wont hurt me?
Leaoni: Again, not a commitment I feel I can make.
Kallai: How's life been treating you?
Alune: Well, nobody has attempted to kill me for at least three days.
Kallai: Quite the accomplishment.
Alune: Thank you. I'm proud of me too.
Frost: On Halloween we dress as skeletons, but every other day, skeletons dress as us.
Leaoni: Go to sleep. Please.
Sana: (throwing food at ducks) Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.
Shachi: HEY, HEY-
Law: Shh! Jax is sleeping.
Shachi, whispering: Oh, sorry.
Law: What's up?
Shachi, still whispering: There's a fire-
Law: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Jax.
Shachi: Not everybody likes Jax.
Law: Who doesn’t?
Shachi: What?
Law: Names, now. Give me their names.
Nami: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache to shop? Don’t I deserve love and…jewelry?
Vivi: nods
Sabo: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Luffy: You’re gonna get chocolate.
Sabo: No, Lu, that’s not-
Luffy: You’re gonna get CHOCOLATE-
Nami: The gods made me a bisexual gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful.
Vermilion: You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.
Coby: I literally said 6 words-
Vermilion: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.
Dadan: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Luffy: Loved.
Dadan: Don't do this.
Sabo: Understood.
Dadan: Guys-
Ace: Appreciated.
Vermilion: So, here's the tea-
Coby: For the last time, it's called a patrol report.
Vermilion: Do you want the tea or not?
Law: How's life been treating you?
Luffy: Well, nobody has attempted to kill me for at least three days.
Law: Quite the accomplishment.
Luffy: Thank you. I'm proud of me too.
Franky: On Halloween we dress as skeletons, but every other day, skeletons dress as us.
Robin: Go to sleep. Please.
Vivi, aged 5, throwing food at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.
They didn't forget
Taven: If you saw King Valder getting beaten up by 38 people what would you do?
Keyla: Make it 39.
Milo: I would literally do crack to hit him harder.
Andor: On Halloween we dress as skeletons, but every other day, skeletons dress as us.
Ara: Go to sleep. Please.
Garzlan: How's life been treating you?
Milo: Well, nobody has attempted to kill me for at least three days.
Garzlan: Quite the accomplishment.
Milo: Thank you. I'm proud of me too.
Ara: You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.
Andor: I literally said 6 words-
Ara: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.
Andor: The gods made me a bisexual gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful.
Kit: HEY, HEY-
Adelia: Shh! Gerard is sleeping.
Kit, whispering: Oh, sorry.
Adelia: What's up?
Kit, still whispering: There's a fire-
Crispin: I may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of a god.
Jackie: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Holly: You’re gonna get chocolate.
Jackie: No, Kallai, that’s not-
Holly: You’re gonna get CHOCOLATE-
Milo: Soup is not for eating! Soup is for drinking, and for pouring on the ground as you demand real food.
Gerard: I know what you’re all thinking. Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.
(Can somebody give me a rundown on what's happening in this thread because I'm stupid and don't understand)
(Basically, you can take incorrect quotes from this chat or elsewhere, and apply them to your own characters if it fits for them!)
Jarrod: If you saw Joseph getting beaten up by 38 people what would you do?
Mel: Make it 39.
Austin: I would literally do crack to hit him harder.
Austin: On Halloween we dress as skeletons, but every other day, skeletons dress as us.
Mel: Go to sleep. Please.
Jarrod: How's life been treating you?
Felix: Well, nobody has attempted to kill me for at least three days.
Jarrod: Quite the accomplishment.
Felix: Thank you. I'm proud of me too.
Jarrod: You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.
Felix: I literally said 6 words-
Jarrod: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.
(Alternatively)
Felix: You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.
Jarrod: I literally said 6 words-
Felix: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.
Felix: The gods made me a bisexual gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful.
Felix: HEY, HEY-
Jarrod: Shh! Austin is sleeping.
Felix, whispering: Oh, sorry.
Jarrod: What's up?
Felix, still whispering: The kitchens on fi-
Jarrod, throwing his book and shouting: FUCKING AGAIN FELIX?!
Felix: I may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of a god.
Mel: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Austin: You’re gonna get chocolate.
Mel: No, Austin, that’s not-
Austin: You’re gonna get CHOCOLATE-
Felix: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache to shop? Don’t I deserve love and…jewelry?
Jarrod: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Mel: Loved.
Jarrod: Not again, don't do this
Austin: Understood.
Jarrod: Guys-
Felix: Appreciated.
Felix: So, here's the tea-
Jarrod: For the last time, it's called a patrol report.
Felix: Do you want the tea or not?
Em, who is 8 years old, throwing food at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.
Kay: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Addie.
Tabitha: Not everybody likes Addie.
Kay: Who doesn’t?
Tabitha: What?
Kay: Names, now. Give me their names.
Tabitha: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache to shop? Don’t I deserve love and…jewelry?
Therese: I may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of god.
Kels: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Kay: You’re gonna get chocolate.
Kels: No, Kay, that’s not-
Kay: You’re gonna get CHOCOLATE-
Kels: You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.
Tabitha: I literally said 6 words.
Kels: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.
Eliot: How's life been treating you?
Tabitha: Well, nobody has attempted to kill me for at least three days.
Eliot: Quite the accomplishment.
Tabitha: Thank you. I'm proud of me too.
Beck, throwing food at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.
Beck, throwing food at geese: Take this and leave me the fuck alone!
JJ: I just had the best idea, stay here.
C.Ro:
[A few minutes later]
JJ: So my line of logic was "If I put a sponge in the blender, when I turn it on, the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so I don't have to clean it." That's not what happened though.
Louis: Can someone hire a hitman to kill me please?
Ash: How about I become a hugman who hugs you?
Knight: Can't spell disconnected from reality without disco. Let's dance!
Jaesung: But you know, raising a kid is an absolutely wonderful experience and really rewarding-
Kidnapper: Just pay the ransom and take this Seokju kid away.
Jaeseok: [putting up "Have you seen Dae?" posters]
Usagi: Oh no! Is Dae missing?
Jaeseok wiping away a single tear: No, I just think that everyone should see him, because he's amazing.
Damian, to Maestro: I love resting my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear your heart beat softly.
Noir, also to Maestro: I recorded your snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.
Carmen: Hey.
Lyz: Hey.
Carmen: Have you eaten?
Lyz: Have you eaten?
Carmen: Are you copying me?
Lyz: Are you copying me?
Carmen: I love you.
Lyz: Yeah, I ate an hour ago.
Coby: Hey Helmeppo, check out our newest member. I haven't seen such a stereotypical edgelord in ages, she's always got a knife in hand.
Vermilion: They're mocking me.
Vermilion: Pulls out knife
Coby: Didn't you give your knife to me?
Vermilion: It's adorable for you to assume that was my only one
Luffy: I just had the best idea, stay here.
Law:
A few minutes later
Luffy: So my line of logic was "If I put a sponge in the blender, when I turn it on, the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so I don't have to clean it." That's not what happened though.
Law: Can someone hire a hitman to kill me please?
Jax: How about I become a hugman who hugs you?
Franky: Can't spell disconnected from reality without disco. Let's dance!
Dadan: But you know, raising a kid is an absolutely wonderful experience and really rewarding-
Kidnapper: Just pay the ransom and take this Luffy kid away.
Sanji: putting up "Have you seen Nami?" posters
Usopp: Oh no! Is Nami missing?
Sanji wiping away a single tear: No, I just think that everyone should see her, because she's amazing.
Sanji, to Zoro: I love resting my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear your heart beat softly.
Also Sanji, to Zoro: I recorded your snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.
Kay: I just had the best idea, stay here.
Addie:
A few minutes later
Kay: So my line of logic was "If I put a sponge in the blender, when I turn it on, the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so I don't have to clean it." That's not what happened though.
Jamie, putting up "Have you seen Eleanor?" posters:
Georgie: Oh no! Is Eleanor missing?
Jamie wiping away a single tear: No, I just think that everyone should see her, because she's amazing.
Delphinia: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Jesse: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Hex: Smad.
Jesse: What's your biggest fear?
Delphinia: Being forgotten.
Jesse: Man that's deep. I was gonna say the Kool-Aid man but that seems kinda stupid now.
Jesse: Being louder doesn't make you right!
Hex: It makes me not hear you being wrong.
Jesse: I smell smoke. Is something burning?
Delphinia: Just my desire for you.
Jesse: Del, the oven is on fire.
Gracelyn: Has anyone seen Jesse?
Jesse, lying facedown on the floor: Present.
Jesse: Where are you going?
Hex: Either to get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
Gracelyn: Are you seriously just going to kill those people?
Sybella: Don't worry, I have a permit. Here it is.
Gracelyn: This is just a piece of paper that says "I do what I want."
Delphinia: Here you go. Nice hot cup of coffee.
Hex: It's cold.
Delphinia: Nice cup of coffee.
Hex: It tastes horrible.
Delphinia: Cup of coffee.
Hex: I'm not even sure if this is coffee.
Delphinia: Cup.
Gracelyn: Am I in trouble?
Jesse: Take a guess.
Gracelyn: No?
Jesse: Take another one.
Chopper: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Robin: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Luffy: Smad.
Coby: Here you go. Nice hot cup of coffee.
Garp: It's cold.
Coby: Nice cup of coffee.
Garp: It tastes horrible.
Coby: Cup of coffee.
Garp: I'm not even sure if this is coffee.
Coby: …Cup.
Kels: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Addie: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Kay: Smad.
Tabitha: Being louder doesn't make you right.
Kels: It makes me not hear you being wrong.
Addie: Is something burning?
Kay: Just my desire for you.
Addie: Kay, the oven is on fire-
Imogen: Has anyone seen Eliot?
Eliot, lying facedown on the floor: Present.
Juniper: If you saw Oleander getting beaten up by 38 people what would you do?
Titania: Make it 39. I would literally do blood magic to hit him harder.
Oberon: How's life been treating you?
Titania: Well, nobody has attempted to kill me for at least three days.
Oberon: Quite the accomplishment.
Titania: Thank you. I'm proud of me too.
Yuzu: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Rolan, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate
Yuzu: I need a four-letter word for disappointment
Archie: Drew
Yuzu: … It fits.
Archie: I'm not studying anymore stress is bad for the baby
Katana: What baby
Archie: Me
Archie: What's the hardest thing to say?
Rolan: I was wrong.
Katana: I need help.
Drew: I'm sorry.
Reef: Worcestershire Sauce
Yuzu: Truth or dare
Rolan: Dare
Yuzu: I dare you to kiss me
Reef: Y'all ever kill a bug and just and wonder if they mama sitting up waiting for them to come home but they dead.
Katana: Some guy just called me a (I don't know if I'm allowed to cuss)
Reef: That's awful
Katana: Are you kidding me? Rolan once told me I dress like an accountant going through her second divorce who's trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month, that's a real insult.
Katana: That guy needs to try harder.
Yuzu: Katana was never really my type.
Rolan, trying to be cool: So what is your type?
Yuzu: Boys
(I don't know if I did any of this correctly, I'm very stupid)
(you're allowed to swear, dw! and yeah, you're doing it right)
Zatian: I poisoned someone's drink, but I forgot whose.
Frost: You did WHAt?
Leaoni: The way this dinner has been going, I hope it's mine.
Alune: (starts to drink faster)
Alune: Sorry i'm late I got…held up by something important.
Varian, entering the room a little dishevelled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Sana: You have to apologise to Frost.
Leaoni: Fine.
Frost: (looking at Leaoni expectantly)
Leaoni: Unfuck you or whatever.
Zatain: Ugh, I hardly slept last night.
Sana: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.
Zatian: Who the hell would be thinking about me at 3am?
Leaoni: (eyes widen ever so slightly)
Sana: Don't you realise you could die?
Varian: I'm not going to die, I'm 20.
Sana: And that means you can't die?
Varian: I just don't see it happening.
Leaoni: My doctor told me to limit my alcohol intake to one glass a night.
Leaoni: But last time i checked, bottles were made of glass
Leaoni: (Drinks whiskey straight out of the bottle)
Kallai: I'm furious with you right now. There is nothing you can say or do that will make me forgive you.
Sana: But Kal-
Kallai: Okay, fine, i forgive you.
Sana: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Alune: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Frost: Smad.
Frost: What's your biggest fear?
Varian: Being forgotten.
Frost: I was gonna say the Kool-Aid man but that seems kinda stupid now.
Leaoni: Has anyone seen Alune?
Alune, lying facedown on the floor: Present.
Frost: Where are you going?
Varian: Either to get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
Leaoni: Are you seriously just going to kill those people?
Zatian: Don't worry, I have a permit. Here it is.
Leaoni: This is just a piece of paper that says "I do what I want."
Frost: Am I in trouble?
Kallai: Take a guess.
Frost: No?
Kallai: Take another one.
Kate: Some guy just called me a bitch.
Bee: That's awful.
Kate: Are you kidding me? Morgan once told me I dress like an accountant going through her second divorce who's trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month, that's a real insult.
Kate: That guy needs to try harder.
Oleander: I poisoned someone's drink, but I forgot whose.
Alys: You did what?
Oberon: The way this dinner has been going, I hope it's mine.
Erik: Don't you realize you could die?
Percy: I'm not going to die, I'm 19.
Erik: And that means you can't die?
Percy, shrugging: I just don't see it happening.
(Swearing is fine ofc, no slurs though)
Kay: I poisoned someone's drink, but I forgot whose.
Imogen: You did what?!
Tabitha: The way this dinner has been going, I hope it's mine.
Oliver: You have to apologize to Samuel.
Therese: Fine.
Samuel: Looking at Therese expectantly
Therese: Unfuck you or whatever.
Geneva: My doctor told me to limit my alcohol intake to one glass a night.
Geneva: But last time I checked, bottles were made of glass.
Geneva: Drinks whiskey straight out of the bottle
Jackson: And you wonder why we stage interventions for you-
Casey: Has anyone seen Beckett?
Beck, lying on the floor: Present.
David: What are you guys going to be for Halloween?
Rolan: Sad
Yuzu: Gay
Katana: Sexy
Reef: Minecraft
Archie: Also Minecraft
Drew: Minecraft as well
Simian: Sexy Minecraft