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Just had ravioli, baby~

each morning i put one uncooked ravioli in a thermos. I pour hot water over it, steeping it like tea, and then I drink it all day at work (I work at the white house) and at the end of the day, as I take the last sip of my tea, the soft ravioli slides into my mouth, and I eat it.

@Kamea public

Just had ravioli, baby~

each morning i put one uncooked ravioli in a thermos. I pour hot water over it, steeping it like tea, and then I drink it all day at work (I work at the white house) and at the end of the day, as I take the last sip of my tea, the soft ravioli slides into my mouth, and I eat it.

nO not thiS aGaiN

Deleted user

ravioli ravioli give me the formioli

insert obligatory rav joke here

Deleted user

Just had ravioli, baby~

each morning i put one uncooked ravioli in a thermos. I pour hot water over it, steeping it like tea, and then I drink it all day at work (I work at the white house) and at the end of the day, as I take the last sip of my tea, the soft ravioli slides into my mouth, and I eat it.

nO not thiS aGaiN

;)

@Kamea public

ravioli ravioli give me the formioli

insert obligatory rav joke here

mfw i was just making a spongebob reference and don't know wym hahah yeah 😎

Deleted user

ravioli ravioli give me the formioli

insert obligatory rav joke here

mfw i was just making a spongebob reference and don't know wym hahah yeah 😎

nvm exociety joke

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

when you skip eating cause you’re too much of a picky little bish to just suck it up and stomach another dry hamburger even though you’re still hungry

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

when the parents are preoccupied I might microwave some more macaroni even though that’s basically every meal I’ve had since my birthday
something about it is weirdly addicting

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

both boxed and homemade macaroni must contain drugs or something cause I can’t seem to get enough of it
there are very few foods I find myself craving frequently and they’re definitely among them

Deleted user

I bought these terrible dollar store earbuds and they won't stay in my fucking ears unless I stay completely still, and seeing as one of the main (if not the main) tics I have is head jerks

@berlioz

I bought these terrible dollar store earbuds and they won't stay in my fucking ears unless I stay completely still, and seeing as one of the main (if not the main) tics I have is head jerks

When I used to see the orthodontist sometimes they'd give me cheapo earbuds for the hours-long appointments, and they would always slowly die in my ear. I couldn't move or anything, but the interior electronics must've just… disintegrated. Usually with 15 minutes of use.

@Pickles group

I bought these terrible dollar store earbuds and they won't stay in my fucking ears unless I stay completely still, and seeing as one of the main (if not the main) tics I have is head jerks

You got the wrong kind, then

@Pickles group

I bought these terrible dollar store earbuds and they won't stay in my fucking ears unless I stay completely still, and seeing as one of the main (if not the main) tics I have is head jerks

When I used to see the orthodontist sometimes they'd give me cheapo earbuds for the hours-long appointments, and they would always slowly die in my ear. I couldn't move or anything, but the interior electronics must've just… disintegrated. Usually with 15 minutes of use.

Yo what was your orthodontist doing in there for that long??

Deleted user

I bought these terrible dollar store earbuds and they won't stay in my fucking ears unless I stay completely still, and seeing as one of the main (if not the main) tics I have is head jerks

You got the wrong kind, then

I know! Some of them are actually fire, I grabbed these ones on the way out and they suck. I think I was distracted by watching the 6'10" goth kid with face tattoos shove stuff in his pockets and just walk out of the store

@Pickles group

Yo what was your orthodontist doing in there for that long??

My teefers were wonky πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘

Horrifying sentence, please never say that again

Deleted user

Yo what was your orthodontist doing in there for that long??

My teefers were wonky πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘

the 'πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘' really brings the whole statement together

@berlioz

Yo what was your orthodontist doing in there for that long??

My teefers were wonky πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘

the 'πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘' really brings the whole statement together

Nah but fr they had to remove and replace a torture device that kept my jaw in place

Deleted user

I've got it! Make soup from their legs and then force them to drink it themself. :)

YES. THATS IT.

Is it canabilism?

Technically autosarcophagy, if it’s to yourself.