Just had ravioli, baby~
each morning i put one uncooked ravioli in a thermos. I pour hot water over it, steeping it like tea, and then I drink it all day at work (I work at the white house) and at the end of the day, as I take the last sip of my tea, the soft ravioli slides into my mouth, and I eat it.
ravioli ravioli give me the formioli
insert obligatory rav joke here
ravioli ravioli give me the formioli
insert obligatory rav joke here
mfw i was just making a spongebob reference and don't know wym hahah yeah π
when you skip eating cause youβre too much of a picky little bish to just suck it up and stomach another dry hamburger even though youβre still hungry
when the parents are preoccupied I might microwave some more macaroni even though thatβs basically every meal Iβve had since my birthday
something about it is weirdly addicting
Crappy box macaroni is weirdly addicting and idk why
both boxed and homemade macaroni must contain drugs or something cause I canβt seem to get enough of it
there are very few foods I find myself craving frequently and theyβre definitely among them
Kraft shapes are where it's at as far as boxed brands
Idk why but they taste waaaaaay better than Kraft regular
I bought these terrible dollar store earbuds and they won't stay in my fucking ears unless I stay completely still, and seeing as one of the main (if not the main) tics I have is head jerks
I bought these terrible dollar store earbuds and they won't stay in my fucking ears unless I stay completely still, and seeing as one of the main (if not the main) tics I have is head jerks
When I used to see the orthodontist sometimes they'd give me cheapo earbuds for the hours-long appointments, and they would always slowly die in my ear. I couldn't move or anything, but the interior electronics must've just⦠disintegrated. Usually with 15 minutes of use.
I bought these terrible dollar store earbuds and they won't stay in my fucking ears unless I stay completely still, and seeing as one of the main (if not the main) tics I have is head jerks
You got the wrong kind, then
I bought these terrible dollar store earbuds and they won't stay in my fucking ears unless I stay completely still, and seeing as one of the main (if not the main) tics I have is head jerks
When I used to see the orthodontist sometimes they'd give me cheapo earbuds for the hours-long appointments, and they would always slowly die in my ear. I couldn't move or anything, but the interior electronics must've just⦠disintegrated. Usually with 15 minutes of use.
Yo what was your orthodontist doing in there for that long??
I bought these terrible dollar store earbuds and they won't stay in my fucking ears unless I stay completely still, and seeing as one of the main (if not the main) tics I have is head jerks
You got the wrong kind, then
I know! Some of them are actually fire, I grabbed these ones on the way out and they suck. I think I was distracted by watching the 6'10" goth kid with face tattoos shove stuff in his pockets and just walk out of the store
Yo what was your orthodontist doing in there for that long??
My teefers were wonky πππ
Yo what was your orthodontist doing in there for that long??
My teefers were wonky πππ
Horrifying sentence, please never say that again
Yo what was your orthodontist doing in there for that long??
My teefers were wonky πππ
the 'πππ' really brings the whole statement together
Yo what was your orthodontist doing in there for that long??
My teefers were wonky πππ
the 'πππ' really brings the whole statement together
Nah but fr they had to remove and replace a torture device that kept my jaw in place
10/10 use of unsettling emojis, Owen.
what's the point in dming dom?
Bc Dom cares and is frickin Dad.
I've got it! Make soup from their legs and then force them to drink it themself. :)
YES. THATS IT.
Is it canabilism?
Technically autosarcophagy, if itβs to yourself.
also peanut butter shouldnt be liquid or dry, it deserves it's own bastard category
You are completely right.