forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"See, when I hear ABO, I always just think of blood types."

Guy 1- “Hey… I miss you.”
Guy 2-“Come here and give me a kiss.”
Teacher- “No kissing during COVID”
Guy 2- “It’s ok I have socks on.”
Guy 3- “See it’s all fine.”
Guy 2-“Actually I got two pairs of socks on because they have holes.”
Guy 3- “So you could have two guys.”

"Come on kids, get your beet flavored goldfish."

"Do you think they're putting snails on goldfish?"

"So when I say follow my example, don't."

"It was a dark and scary night. The children sat around the campfire as the old man told them a story: It was a dark and scary night. The children-"

Nice.

"It was a dark and scary night. The children sat around the campfire as the old man told them a story: It was a dark and scary night. The children-"

Nice.

This was my history teacher.
Yes, the same one that said "It can't be that illegal" while sneaking an entire class into a cemetary through a hole in the fence.

Memento Mori

Who took the pictures!?

"Question 1: Do you have blood?"
"Yes"
"Question 2: Now how can we fix that?"

We stan the history teacher.

"She looks like she's being kidnapped."

"Let's go cook up some bone marrow"

"Fine, I'll take the white supremacy chocolate then."

"Aw yeah, prepare to show off those legs."

"penny for your thoughts?"

"dude what the hell"
"do i get a penny now? i told you what I'm thinking about-"

"I accidentally typed gag instead of gay, guess he's a bottom."
"What?"
"It makes sense in my head, okay?"
"I-"

"Why is drawing a triangle suddenly the hardest thing I've ever had to do?"

"If I had a gun I would've shot you by now."

"Luck of the sea, very useful in the desert."
"First day, i see bird, where?"
"I killed you with your dead brother!"
digs dirt with bone
"Ah! It's a child! Ew!"

(This is from @SpookyJim's current stream)

“we must resort to cannibalism to fulfill the kid’s destiny”

“freeze the eyeballs. they make good snacks”

"I call it 'Happy Little Tree: The Agony of Bob Ross.'"

"I can't cook. I burned kool-aid once."

"Hurts like a duck on a fuck."

"After the polar bear goes for your coat, you kill it and crawl inside of it like in Star Wars."

"I think they might've been trying to build a home inside of the dog."

"yo let's pray to our lord that things don't go wrong tomorrow-"
"okay,,, -starts praying- dear god, please let the world rejoi-"
"-also starts praying- oi nagito where we droppin i need to talk to you abt what's been going down here-"
"-sits up- are,,,, are you okay???"
"-falls backwards onto the ground- no, and i don't think I'll ever be"

"Trump and Biden but make it sapphic-"

"Trump and Biden but make it sapphic-"

Donna Trump and Joanne Biden

"Luck of the sea, very useful in the desert."
"First day, i see bird, where?"
"I killed you with your dead brother!"
digs dirt with bone
"Ah! It's a child! Ew!"

(This is from @SpookyJim's current stream)

ah yes
this is good
this makes me do the chuckle