forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Babies, their skeletons are soft and fresh, and oh God, I sound like a cannibal."

“Bow to the tree.”
“..I was gonna eat it.”

“Here’s a little cup where I will put all the boys and girls.”

"You know a good child would get me coffee."
"I'm sorry to be a disappointment."
"Do you know how much money we spent on you today?"
"I'm sorry for being such an expensive disappointment."

"When you're a noodle with a head, the world is a scary place."

“I’m not a dog.”

"(Insert sisters name) is definitely going to commit murder someday"

Your chickens are trash
Your chickens are turkey

"Just so I get at least seven hours because i stare at a wall for hours before i can fall asleep"

"I swear, if that bear doesn't become the villain, I will riot."

“I blame Casper the friendly white supremacist.”
“That’s not a nice thing to say about your brother.”

"Your words of maternal guidance are penetrating the scalp, not unlike Selsun Blue."

"He knows Edd doesn't speak the mortal tongue."

Oh, experiencing white man problem, are we
It's a matter of gay or death

"Is it really roasted peanuts or is it sweat, beer, and barbeque?"

"Are you alright?"
"I'm fine"
"Are you sure? I'm at the window if you need help-"
"Tf- I live on the top floor of a building.. How?"
"Magic"

"Are you alright?"
"I'm fine"
"Are you sure? I'm at the window if you need help-"
"Tf- I live on the top floor of a building.. How?"
"Magic"

Me when my bestie is sad

"Mom, there are two anthro demon dogs dancing on the roof! Get the gun!"

"You talking that bare beak."

"How was the Easter egg hunt?"
"Pretty good. Jesus was there."

"Can't wait for you to have kids so you can be a milf."

"Satan. Get off our food."

"I saw a lady and she rurned around and she was my brother."

"Nothing better than sex jokes about the KKK."

"I'm talking to dough."

"Got hunted down by a wacky fangirl today. [sigh]"
…
"odio questa vita."

So we had to apologize to Greece for playing with his pussy without permission
I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape
"Is this a picture of your girlfriend, boyfriend or gender-neutral chibi thing"
You made me die :{
Why you look at me like that with no eyes

"HAAHAH YES!"
"because faynynyn"
"I mean furnny"
"furry"
" GOD DAMN IT.funny"

I'm looking forward hearing that pathetic little boy beg for his tragic excuse of a life

You're naughty Captian Hook, Tinker Bell's not big enough

I will kill you until you're dead

Are you a magic mushroom because you're making me grow

I'm going to invade Russia, Take care of things while I'm off killing

Onlyminors.com

Sometimes I ride the goat while swabbing the deck, and that is not a euphemism for anything.

THE BUOYANCY OF MY BOAT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!