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Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"i can't breathe in this mask-"
"i can breathe in mine, but damn are you lucky."
"did- did you just–"
"yeah."

"How am I doing? Like glue and whatever sense you can make out of that is accurate to how I'm feeling."

I'll never understand Catholics

I think it tastes like a sandwich

That's a cute dog, It's good at the barking

All you have to do is show them your boobs, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW THEM YOUR BOOBS!!!

It is not drunk driving if you're just drinking wine

singing “And that’s why the bees are dying!”
“Yeah!”

“I’m not very good at being black.”

“How do you open the toilet?”

“You don’t look like Shrek.”
“What?!”

“That’s why Elvis made the jungle room. Because he had taste. It might have been bad taste, but he had it.”

“I have a burger?”

“Sauron has taste in wood!”

“Mouths are for something besides eating?”
“Do you know how fast you’re walking that dog? Stop right now!”
“I’m sure you’re confused. It’s ‘I don’t give a fuck about you’ not ‘I care a fuck about you’. “

time for more speedpaint stream stuff

"my bones now have the consistency of literal sludge"
"imagine having bones"

"if he keeps this up, i'm gonna have to send him to horny jail"
"do it you fucking coward"
"YEAH! SEND THAT MAN TO WHERE HE BELONGS!!"

"look at that strong armor!"
"it's… just a dress"
"dresses take as much courage to wear in public as a suit of armor, mind you"

“Wow, thanks. Now I’m Id. I absolutely love being called Id.”

“Who knows when you might be abducted by aliens and forced to compete in a swimming tournament on Mars?”

“Can confirm, they are definitely not p00l. Unp00l, even. >:(“

“Spray anti-bug with comrades our felled you after revenge for back coming be will I, darn,” farm in a yarn with playing barn a living barn in a people warn will swarm mosquito.”

“oink oink buckaroo”

“. . . b r a w k w a ?”

“Why does everyone care about the checkerboard bears and not the blue rat rabbit anteater beans?”

YOLO! BRO!

I wish I could show them around, I'm hot

MAgic metal pipe of pain

Handies for everyone

Wow I look exactly like you, A big douchebag

Japan digs my sexy cat ears
Suck ball!
Fuck that spoon
I guess Germany's asshole isn't that comfy either

He keeps deleting my very creative negative comments

Satan and his Gucci gang

Chrismas is a time for battle in shopping mall

That's even worse than our actual animation

You only got 15 minutes to eat, if you can't finish eating within that time limit I will kill you

He had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess
nUt BoI

"look. if you can't handle my juicy ass, then just say that."

"you wouldn't sit on my face."

"for a person who is weirded out by sex, i make an astounding amount of sex jokes."

"Do you have Asperger's?" "With a side of fries."

"Do Archie and his friends really deserve to die?" "YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"

"Chook that cicken!"

"When at first you don't succeed, retrain the tiger to eat a child."

"Listen, sometimes your magic tricks don't work and the tiger doesn't eat your victim."

"So I can't be hatecrimed for being nonbinary, but I can be hatecrimed for liking girls."
"You're nonbinary? GANG!"

Butch Hartman, you made me gay
The man, the penis, the wolf behind law and order

bara tiddy means strength, warmth, protection

bara tiddy means strength, warmth, protection

You're goddamn right

"If you make me speak in my White Voice, you're going to discover that my name is actually Emily"

"No more government subsidies for active basses!"

Oh my, It's looks like somebody needs a spanking
Dude, think you can make my 10,000 25 centimeter condoms
If you try to take my piano, I'll stratch your eyes out
Our time together has been wonderful, make sure to lock your doors at night

There's nothing kinky about it, I swear! I'm begging you! Hands and knees!

It's a piano made of drugs!

Look at all those tomatoes (about watermelons)

It's a conspiracy to get teenagers to steal old ladies' groceries!

Person 1: Oh, it's Dave!
Person 2: Dave?
Person 3: Dave!
Person 2: Daaaaaaavvveeee!!!
P1: Dave dave dave!
P3: It's Daveeeee

Look at all those tomatoes (about watermelons)

What am I, Tidomato?

"and then i hands-down just slapped him across the face"
"how did you slap him if your hands were down?"

"i'd totally stab my wife in the gut for a chicken nugget"

"There it is."
(together in a weird voice) "Lotus Casinoeeeeeeeeee."

"There it is."
(together in a weird voice) "Lotus Casinoeeeeeeeeee."

AHHHHHH FELLOW PERCY JACKSON FAN???