but anyway dom, i'm in the tacoma/spanaway area
Holy freaking cheese weasels you live next to where I grew up! That freaking Tacoma bridge is my life!
hfghf i remember driving over it once forever ago(we used to regularly cross it to visit my grandma) and my mom telling little me about how people thought there was a giant octopus in the water under the bridge lmao
but anyway dom, i'm in the tacoma/spanaway area
Holy freaking cheese weasels you live next to where I grew up! That freaking Tacoma bridge is my life!
hfghf i remember driving over it once forever ago(we used to regularly cross it to visit my grandma) and my mom telling little me about how people thought there was a giant octopus in the water under the bridge lmao
That's the freaking legend! That's why you Don't Go Down There!
Sounds like Dom is trying to make it seem like he's not the octopus
Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.
I am very much upset that Dom is closer to my dumbass than I am
I don't blame you.
dom is octodad confirmed
Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.
I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.
Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.
I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.
*I don't know octopus, sounds like something a man would say
Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.
I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.
I got lost in a house once.
Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.
I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.
I got lost in a house once.
Definitely am octopus
guys, sex is fine, just use protection
If there's anything I learned from the cursed Penguins of Madagascar movie, it's that anyone could be an octopus
guys, sex is fine, just use protection
no
guys, sex is fine, just use protection
no
gross
plus most protection doesn’t protect you from anything other than babies
plus most protection doesn’t protect you from anything other than babies
stds???
not most of them
Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.
I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.
I got lost in a house once.
Definitely am octopus
Octopi can solve mazes.
plus most protection doesn’t protect you from anything other than babies
Plus it can still fail on that.
Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.
I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.
I got lost in a house once.
Definitely am octopus
Octopi can solve mazes.
House≠maze
Um. I am Not An Octopus. I am a Human Being.
I don't know man, sounds like something an octopus would say.
I got lost in a house once.
Definitely am octopus
Octopi can solve mazes.
House≠maze
They would have a way easier time with a house.
plus most protection doesn’t protect you from anything other than babies
stds???
i'm quite sure condoms work quite well when it comes to std/sti protection
unless it’s a full lower body balloon suit then no not really
if you’ll excuse me though i’m gonna back out of the conversation
unless it’s a full lower body balloon suit then no not really
this made me fucking cackle dude
plus most protection doesn’t protect you from anything other than babies
stds???
i'm quite sure condoms work quite well when it comes to std/sti protection
Aight, as the ace aunt who just finished a health class, condoms are pretty effective when it comes to STD protection, but the shot and the pill-though they work as contraceptives-do not prevent STDs.
No wonder Dom was uncomfortable with the….previous discussion on octopi.
No wonder Dom was uncomfortable with the….previous discussion on octopi.
I don't want Dom anywhere near my butt, thank you. Or any other people or octopi for that matter
No wonder Dom was uncomfortable with the….previous discussion on octopi.
I don't want Dom anywhere near my butt, thank you. Or any other people or octopi for that matter
I'm fairly certain that Dom doesn't like butts.
No wonder Dom was uncomfortable with the….previous discussion on octopi.
I don't want Dom anywhere near my butt, thank you. Or any other people or octopi for that matter
I'm fairly certain that Dom doesn't like butts.
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