hello dear nerds. im velocipede and i write. decidedly queer bastard in chief, drowning in my own hubris. call me velo if you must call me at all. ask me about my new wip i will absolutely overshare i am hyped lads
currently? moths!! could you imagine anything cooler than moths. ask me moth facts you absolute cowards. also read a bit of russian, trying my best. defund the police.
this is a bloody sacrilegious question isn't it. i refuse to partake in such demonic games. i've already sold my soul once to pay taxes, and i don't want to risk having to do it again to pay off every author i've offended when i forget them.
"it was, of course, i love you."