Ew.

Eww

yeah
so don't fucking do it
or I'll come beat your ass

Maybe I will just to piss you off

Evelyn you better not

I'M GONNA DRIVE UP TO SP AND BEAT. YOUR. ASS. WITH A GODDAMN BASEBALL BAT AND A LIVE MOUSE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME???

Tbh it's funny that you think I'd ever work in an insurance call center, with my inability to socially interact without seeming awkward and ridiculous.

Tbh it's funny that you think I'd ever work in an insurance call center, with my inability to socially interact without seeming awkward and ridiculous.

^^^ Same. That and I don't plan on quitting my job to become a worker at an insurance call center. The shit sounds boring.

i'm glad the insurance call center and phone calls are the parts of this y'all are finding unrealistic

imagine having any sort of yiffual feelings or desires haha cannot relate

I would never work at an insurance call center
I can't talk to people

petition to remove the word "yiffual" from the surface of the earth

imagine having any sort of yiffual feelings or desires haha cannot relate

Imagine looking at someone and going "I wanna yiff them", could never be me.

amendment: petition to remove the word yiff from the surface of the earth both as a root and a stand alone phrase

i mean it’s better than the s*ex word

imagine having any sort of yiffual feelings or desires haha cannot relate

Imagine looking at someone and going "I wanna yiff them", could never be me.

Hmm. I mean i'm not ace but i've never done that either (the "i wanna yiff them"). I've gone "yeah I'd yiff that maybe" but always with the attachment of "if i was dating them". I don't want casual hookups thanks

yeah that's understandable

imagine having any sort of yiffual feelings or desires haha cannot relate

Imagine looking at someone and going "I wanna yiff them", could never be me.

Imagine wanting to do the yiffy wiffy, not I said the cat not I said the rat

imagine having any sort of yiffual feelings or desires haha cannot relate

Imagine looking at someone and going "I wanna yiff them", could never be me.

Hmm. I mean i'm not ace but i've never done that either (the "i wanna yiff them"). I've gone "yeah I'd yiff that maybe" but always with the attachment of "if i was dating them". I don't want casual hookups thanks

I only do that with book characters. And then it's kinda rare.

imagine having any sort of yiffual feelings or desires haha cannot relate

Imagine looking at someone and going "I wanna yiff them", could never be me.

Hmm. I mean i'm not ace but i've never done that either (the "i wanna yiff them"). I've gone "yeah I'd yiff that maybe" but always with the attachment of "if i was dating them". I don't want casual hookups thanks

I only do that with book characters. And then it's kinda rare.

haha that's valid. I only really do that like once in a blue moon, usually it's only "oh they're cute/hot/pretty/etc"

my mouth is not reacting well to this pineapple but that is not going to stop me from eating all of it until my face explodes

death by pineapple
my dream

pineapple is super good

and I’m not gonna ask about what happened to the two previous pages

Death by pineapple is how I wanna go out

Gods I feel so shit. Why did I respond an hour later when I should have been there waiting for the response until I got it..
I swear to whichever gods are listening that I’m not going to leave someone I care about alone ever again!

Ahh, my head hurts. I feel terrible. My emotions are haywire. I have no clue what I'm doing anymore. Ughhhh.

Oh for fecks sake-
My siblings lost breath of the wild again.
I’ve spent so many countless months on this stupid game, I’m the only one who plays it, how do they keep doing this-
The case is right next to the switch. All you have to do is put the card in it. It’s that easy.
But no
You can’t even do that
And now everything’s gone. Again.

Ouch. Breath of the Wild is a very good game though. I hope you can find it.

Mitchel Cave: 🎵 Mamasita– 🎵
Me: 💀💀💀💀

I'm just going to yell at myself because fuck you Allie, you can't do anything right

Can't even maintain an online friendship, what is wrong with you?
It's one thing to get busy, but Nick needed you and Meg, and you just brushed him off after the 6th message
And Meg was trying to reach out to you! You couldn't even answer the fucking message?
Same with Spencer! He was just trying to fucking talk to you, calm you down, maybe just listen. You blew him off again. AGAIN. As in, two times!
No wonder Freddie and Elliot hate you. No fucking wonder.