"i'm destroying bowser"
"ooh, i'd love to destroy bowser" wink

“He’s just Hitler in a kilt”

"The advantage? Like the crazy cult nuts there?"
"Well there are crazy cult nuts everywhere if you look hard enough."
"In XXXX, you don't have to look very hard."

"oH but now I don't know which one is REAL!!! Do we have the turtle or NOT, BLAIR? ANSWER THE QUESTION!!1!1"

"Screw you and your chicken"

"Don't you 'shrug' emoji me!"

"'he' is just a gender-neutral pronoun."

idk if this counts as out of context but does anybody want to be my penpal?

(That is not the purpose of the chat. It's for out of context quotes.)

oopsies sorry

"I'm changing your contact to Saucy Minnow"

"I'm changing your contact to Saucy Minnow"

(And indeed I did)

I HAVE MALFUNCTIONING

"I'm changing your contact to Saucy Minnow"

(And indeed I did)

(You're in there as "Dearest Friend and Benefactor")

When we're old we must have a group text.

When we're old we must have a group text.

YES

yes

If Mir doesn't make one of NBN when she leaves imma be real sad

If Mir doesn't make one of NBN when she leaves imma be real sad

She fucking better

"Yankity spankity."

If Mir doesn't make one of NBN when she leaves imma be real sad

She fucking better

I promise.
<3

"Yankity spankity."

Heehee

"Yankity spankity."

Heehee

Michael Jackson has entered the chat

"Yankity spankity."

Heehee

Michael Jackson has entered the chat

Hehee

Y'ALL BETTER NOT

"When it's humid, my butthole gets a little swampy"

“It says gullible on your eyelids-”