(I– that made me spit out my drink. I want context.)
(the context isn’t as great, just a comment on some woman’s emotional post about how she finally got her dream car after years of notoriously scamming people for their money or something like that. i just wanted to save it for further use cause it made me laugh)
"What's the deal with strip club food?"
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"Pranking my Stepbro (GONE SEXUAL)."
"Pranking my Stepbro (GONE SEXUAL)."
(this sounds like a mix between a porno and a very weird youtube video you find on a strange channel that somehow has 1.3k subscribers)
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Said in the deepest voice a six-year-old can manage: "SALES PITCH"
"Well, obviously I tried to kidnap you because I'm sick of spending my nights alone. Duh."
"What's that song that goes, like… 'You don't know what you got til it's gone?'"
"Sweet Caroline?"
"Well, obviously I tried to kidnap you because I'm sick of spending my nights alone. Duh."
Lol.
"sorry, i can't make it. i swallowed a newt."
"Well, obviously I tried to kidnap you because I'm sick of spending my nights alone. Duh."
- Oleander, probably
Lmao you misspelled "definitely"
"I'm gonna give your antenna a good s u c c now!"
"Get out of my shoe and come here and cuddle."
"Get out of my shoe and come here and cuddle."
Me to my cats
"I have no friends, so you can suck my toes."
"Get out of my shoe and come here and cuddle."
Me to my cats
Yup. I let her in and she started eating my slipper
“Fireman Sam is a Chad”
"Oh Francis, I dropped my monster arrow that I use for my MAGNUM LONGBOW."
"You do you, and I'll do me. And we won't do each other. Probably."
"Will you stop being a bag of ass for one second?"
"Aw, come on. You can't leave me for beating the shit out of you."
"OHHH GRANDMA! OH GRANDMA PLEASE NO!"
"You do you, and I'll do me. And we won't do each other. Probably."
I quote this on a regular basis.
"You do you, and I'll do me. And we won't do each other. Probably."
I quote this on a regular basis.
ah, i see you're a man of culture as well
"Like the zombie apocalypse but you can't kill them, they're still alive, and they want to tear you apart instead of eating your brain."
"My head's plenty big!"
"Okay no I understand his reasoning, she's hOt."
"This is some spicy shit to brush my teeth to."
"This is some spicy shit to brush my teeth to."
"Spill that ground juice"
"chat that mother fucking dick slappin hump havin chin smacking chai bitch"
"This is some spicy shit to brush my teeth to."
"Spill that ground juice"
"chat that mother fucking dick slappin hump havin chin smacking chai bitch"
"yummy delicious beats"
"You Rick Astley simp!"
"What are you, some kinda toesucker?"
Yes these are referring to the same person