@RedTheLoveless
"How do you shoot yourself with a longbow? You fucking idiot."
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@Anemone eco
(I wish for the context of both of those.)
@RedTheLoveless
(We took a "What Disney Princess Are You?" quiz and our guy friend got Rapunzel, and he already has kinda-long hair, so someone made the off-hand comment of "Bro-punzel" and now he has committed to growing his hair out even longer so he can cosplay as Rapunzel.)
(The second one was where we were talking about dumb ways people died, and this dude died from shooting himself with a longbow. He had notched the arrow, but it refused to fire, so he turned the bow around and at that moment it fired and stuck him in the head, right next to his eye. He died the next day.)
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
(I would love to see the finished product of the Bro-punzel endeavor)
@Anemone eco
(Oh wow. Bro-punzel sounds awesome. And… I have no comment for the dude with the longbow.)
@Pickles group
(chuckles in studio c)
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
(omg i forgot about that one)
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
(Wait which one?)
@RedTheLoveless
(See I would, but I'm awkward when asking for photos of other people, or even photos with other people, so I don't think I'll actually be able to show you guys unless he sends me an unprompted pic)
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
(Wait which one?)
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
(Ah. I thought it was a longbow one.)
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
so we were watching this blippi alphabet thing because it was so bad that it made it good, and these were some of my mom's comments
letter p
Mom: shouts at the top of her lungs P—S it's censored but it was the private part
letter s
Mom: it's s*x toy
letter x
Blippi: It's sticking out and it's really big! (It was xylophone btw)
Mom: whispering it's his p—s sake word as before
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
Oh yeah I forgot about the part where she flipped off blippi
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"yO DADDY SO DUMMY THIKCC"
@Yamatsu
"That was the scariest time in my life, and I'm including when I got mortared."
@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e group
"Do not speak to your maternal parental unit like that, young lady. Would you like to feel the discipline wand?" (holds up a balloon on a stick.)
@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e group
"Their foreheads were toUCHING"
@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e group
"I'm gonna be a Birthmother!!"
@Yamatsu
"Delayed Onset Face Fire"
@The-Magician group
“YoU CAnt jUsT POp up In tHE bATHroOm!”
@RedTheLoveless
"Oh fuckies they got puppies"
@Pickles group
"I too wear my underwear and a top hat and drink beer when I play chess because that's the only way to do it."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"ford x ferrari erotic fanfiction"
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
(w h a t)
@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e group
(what the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land)
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"I'm a homeschooler. The only time I raise my hand is when the Furor walks by."
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"Carpe diem. The fish of God."
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
(Thank my older brother for those gems.)
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
"Carpe diem. The fish of God."
Please tell him that I love this.
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Will do.