forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"I am a queen! The queenest of the queens!"

"Where's the timer now?"
"Still on the oven I think."

"I want a bowl that doesn't break when you drop it."
"Plastic."

“That was way more horizontal than I thought it would feel, I didn’t realise I would have to tilt my head so far.”

"Now I bet you're wondering, 'where did your ass go?'. Well, I'll show you-"

“This is my first time whispering, okay?!”

“I give him a playful kick in the teeth.”

"Now I bet you're wondering, 'where did your ass go?'. Well, I'll show you-"

me after learning one of you is working at an insurance call center, getting turned on by your customer's voice and masturbating in the work bathroom, humping a table leg while making pasta and video chatting with a random dude who's jerking off, and/or trying to electrocute yourselves by taking a bath with christmas lights

"Now I bet you're wondering, 'where did your ass go?'. Well, I'll show you-"

me after learning one of you is working at an insurance call center, getting turned on by your customer's voice and masturbating in the work bathroom, humping a table leg while making pasta and video chatting with a random dude who's jerking off, and/or trying to electrocute yourselves by taking a bath with christmas lights

Miriam
If I do any of those, it'll be the festive bath one

"Now I bet you're wondering, 'where did your ass go?'. Well, I'll show you-"

me after learning one of you is working at an insurance call center, getting turned on by your customer's voice and masturbating in the work bathroom, humping a table leg while making pasta and video chatting with a random dude who's jerking off, and/or trying to electrocute yourselves by taking a bath with christmas lights

Miriam
If I do any of those, it'll be the festive bath one

I'll beat your ass

"If God came down from heaven and told me it's pronounced 'Jif' I'd be like Okay Jod and walk backwards into hell."

"Sit back, relax, and feel your ass grow"

"Now I bet you're wondering, 'where did your ass go?'. Well, I'll show you-"

me after learning one of you is working at an insurance call center, getting turned on by your customer's voice and masturbating in the work bathroom, humping a table leg while making pasta and video chatting with a random dude who's jerking off, and/or trying to electrocute yourselves by taking a bath with christmas lights

Miriam
If I do any of those, it'll be the festive bath one

I'll beat your ass

My very electrocuted ass

"let's make poopie great again"

"I don't throw fits!"
"Oh, really-"
"I throw 'Big Girl Tantrums™'."

"You're a stupid lady."

"You have no clue just how gay I am for you."

"You have no clue just how gay I am for you."

-Miriam at some point, probably

"I'm gonna take a nap."
"It's bedtime."
"Well, then, I'm gonna take a longer nap!"

"Now, sweetie, why did you… aggressively fist bump your mirror?"

"Ah, the season finale. Or as I like to call it, everyone is sleeping together and they'll all be gone next season."

"You have no clue just how gay I am for you."

-Miriam at some point, probably

WHEEZE FACTS

"All we have is HENRY and his USELESS LEG!"

"Aw, it says Henry broke his leg-"
"Shoot him."
"That's what I was gonna say!"

"No wait, if you ford the river you'll probably die-"
"That's the goal."

"Is it even worth surviving at this point? It's just you and Mom now, all the kids died."
"We can make more."

"WHO'S HENRY? Is he my husband or something?"
"He's our third kid.

"It's called Attack of the Sith. It's Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith combined."