forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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You will not.

You will not.

Fine. I'll wait until he's asleep, pour water on his face, and hit him in the head with a pillow.

No. Dad says No.

But Dommyyyyyyy
He's meaaan
_{Can I at least slap him?}

no
violent bad
murder him viciously with kindness and the occasional silent treatment

Nutella is right.

Ok so I can't use violence

But I saw a thing where you put pennies in normal places then put them in increasingly odd places and drive them insane and I have a lot of pennies

Well I suppose that is acceptable.

My brother was in his room so I opened the door and screamed 'WHAT ARE YE DOING IN MY SWAMP' and he just-
It was beautiful. He just started bouncing like crazy and closing his computer and it was amazing

This is the third time I've stolen his Luffy Funko Pop I'm not gonna drop any hints about it to him let's see how long it takes for him to notice

Having siblings is great, my sister will just make me stop whatever I'm doing and say the phrase "Doctor by day, Fonzie by night" in various ways while we try to find the funniest (it would take about two hours to explain why that specific phrase) including:
Doctor Fonzie night day
Day night Fonzie… doctor?
Doctor by Fonzie night day
night night Fonzie doctor day
Day by night Fonzie by doctor
bye bye night Fonzie Doctor… day!
Super Fonzie by night day
night day Fonzie… doctor?
Fonzie doctor by night night!!!
Doctor by Fonzie… day… night?
The rules are very specific, it's just that nobody else knows what they are, so when they join in they get yelled at.

"I have SBC's! They make my Grucci itch!"

"First you insult not only the holy goodness of Crofters but the good name of Thomas Sanders, now this?"

I would like to know the address of whoever this was said to, I just want to talk.

This was to my brother.

I’m gonna shove an empty jar of Crofters up your brother’s @ss

I'll punch him again for you if you want

Works for me lol

hour long late night conversation that somehow leads to the conclusion that Captain Marvel fought Irish friends on Mars

that’s still a lot of salt jesus christ are you trying to recreate the dead sea in your backyard?

“My heart is aller, you’re gay”

“My heart is aller, you’re gay”

My heart is to go, you’re gay?

He found the Luffy

"caught up in a gay romance??"

“My heart is aller, you’re gay”

My heart is to go, you’re gay?

I don’t know what you’re saying but it was from a song that my friend google translated

"See! You can't stab the bug, because you. Will. Stab. ME!"

"and here we have bobblehead JFK _{^{making his forehead an even bigger target then before}} on a neon background giving us this motivational speech-"

"'Mr. President, please give me a job' 'No' bang 'Ded'"

"and here we have bobblehead JFK _{^{making his forehead an even bigger target then before}} on a neon background giving us this motivational speech-"

That reminds me of the time when I was in history class and accidentally knocked over my teacher's JFK bobblehead. The head popped off and I thought I was going to die or worse, but he looked at me and said "reports say it was a lone gunman!" It's a miracle I've survived this long…

If I had knocked over my history teacher's bobblehead–
I wouldn't be on this earth I hate that man

"and here we have bobblehead JFK _{^{making his forehead an even bigger target then before}} on a neon background giving us this motivational speech-"

That reminds me of the time when I was in history class and accidentally knocked over my teacher's JFK bobblehead. The head popped off and I thought I was going to die or worse, but he looked at me and said "reports say it was a lone gunman!" It's a miracle I've survived this long…

I love your history teacher.
One of my classmates bought a $100 JFK bust for one of my favorite teachers, and she puts little hats on it, it's hilarious.

anyone else realize that half the things in this thread aren't out of context, they're just funny quotes that didn't fit the rules of the "things you heard high/middle school students say" chat

_{yes i'm calling myself out as well}

Yeah–
_{I'd like to think I'm not guilty of this}

"Laissez, mon seigneur, laissez, laissez!"

"Just try and get the balls in the hole."