forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Yeah, I do meth."

"There's a book on how to become a frog."

"Don't like your butt during the mass!"

we stan Jyn's cat

"I smell like skunk!"

"meet me at the back with a wiper blade, a CD player, some italian bread, and a tiny box nothing fits in"

(you can't just say that and then not tell me what book)

("Becoming a Frog")

Legg

“Draco is a lesbian cavewoman”

"You're stupid."
"Your mom is stupid!"
"We have the same mom. We're siblings."

a: "think happy things. like. think about your boyfriend."
me: smiles
a: "you can have him over, y'know. once the world stops ending."
me: "except i'm terrified of him meeting you and [redacted]. soooooo…no."

"It's like the infinity gauntlet, but with spam."

ytidrusba ym htiw gnilaed roF

ytidrusba ym htiw gnilaed roF

Why-
Why can I read this so easily?

@NutEllaDraws-is-a-happy-little-bean post Philax

What sort of God-forsaken abomination have you unleashed upon this world

What sort of God-forsaken abomination have you unleashed upon this world

thank you

Imagine if Dr. Phil was a writer and he was on here

Imagine if Dr. Phil was a writer and he was on here

I would jump off a cliff. In Minecraft.

Imagine if Dr. Phil was a writer and he was on here

I would jump off a cliff. In Minecraft.

I would ask about Chris

"So this is what being an only child feels like."
"Do you like it?"
"Yeah. And luckily, I have a foolproof method to keep it that way."

"What does bandwidth limit?"
"Well, it limits-"
"Don't say bandwidth."

"Oh, my dad's evil, okay, let's go guys."

"I am the misplaced sock demon that crawled out of God's washing machine."

"Sunscreen tastes like mayonnaise"

"Sunscreen tastes like mayonnaise"

@MontJyn @Pickles-Says-Fear-Elizobeef

The first thing I thought was "Don't eat my cat"

Nooo don't eat the kitty!!

slorp

"yess this is patrick… the one who went to thicc school, and got a masters degree in thicc… aw thicc yeah~"