forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Me: Hey I'm Euric nice to meet you, what's your name?
Him: I haven't decided yet. Maybe Noah–
My best friend: Just call him Dumbass

AAAAHHHHH MY NAME IS NOAH WHAT THE FUCK!?
We must battle to the death to see who is alpha.

Me: Hey I'm Euric nice to meet you, what's your name?
Him: I haven't decided yet. Maybe Noah–
My best friend: Just call him Dumbass

AAAAHHHHH MY NAME IS NOAH WHAT THE FUCK!?
We must battle to the death to see who is alpha.

Lol I'll tell him next time I see him (what I just posted is literally the entirety of the conversations I've had with him, I met him today)

Me: Hey I'm Euric nice to meet you, what's your name?
Him: I haven't decided yet. Maybe Noah–
My best friend: Just call him Dumbass

AAAAHHHHH MY NAME IS NOAH WHAT THE FUCK!?
We must battle to the death to see who is alpha.

Hah, my name's Logan.
Imma watch you battle it out and place bets,

Me: Hey I'm Euric nice to meet you, what's your name?
Him: I haven't decided yet. Maybe Noah–
My best friend: Just call him Dumbass

AAAAHHHHH MY NAME IS NOAH WHAT THE FUCK!?
We must battle to the death to see who is alpha.

Lol I'll tell him next time I see him (what I just posted is literally the entirety of the conversations I've had with him, I met him today)

Good. Make sure he brings his light saber.

in French class, hears what seems to be a ruler fight outside in the other class across from us
someone falls
“Heroes never die!”

Playing kahoot
Nickname is YeeHaw
is in 1st place
Kid:Who the actual frick frack is YeeHaw?
Me, without hesitation: Yippy Ki-yay bish

Yeehaw indeed.

I said this one. I was not feeling good on this day.

"Viagra's a pain medication, right?"
My mortified French teacher then had to let me know that it isn't, and that I was thinking of Vicodin.

in French class, hears what seems to be a ruler fight outside in the other class across from us
someone falls
“Heroes never die!”

my preacher was preaching (shocker, i know) and he said, "Heroes. Don't. Have. Buts." and i turn to my mom and say "well I got a butt so i'll never be a hero"

“MY FEET ARE SWEATY!”

"MY BUTT IS VIBRATING!" -In the gym during a pep rally while everyone was stomping in the bleachers

"Did you know that last year people shipped Mr.Morden and Mister Mingles?"

"what do you think feet taste like?"

"That's gay."
It's a joke between my friends.

"Mr.Golden called. He wants his fourth graders back."

"How do you pee in that?"

"it smells like dead people"

T:Teach KN:Kids name( not creative sorry) OK:Other Kid C:Class
T:"Now (kids name), can you tell me if he hit or missed your battle ship?"
We were playing Battleship and other board games in class and the kid was suspected for lying if he got hit or not so he could win
KN:"Hit or miss…"
OK:"I guess they never miss"
C:"HUH?!"
cue the class singing hit or miss

"Does your back and butt connect?"

• my friend at lunch

"What grade are we in again?"

Similarly,
"Wait are we gonna be juniors next year?"
-me, genuinely confused

Me–
"Oh shit, am I graduating soon?"

"What? A hemacide?"
"NO SOMMER! A PANCAKE!"

“‘Book repair.’ Is there something in here that can give Twilight a plot?”
(No offense if you like twilight)

"I like to eat children, don't you?"-my brother
"You little cheese stick, I will eat your family!"- also my brother, to my friend

“Paw Patrol is as dead as my hopes and dreams” ~someone from theatre

one of the leads in the musical we're doing lays down on his back looking at his phone
"Jimmy is DeAd" -whispered from a few feet away (Jimmy is his character so we call him that because we don't know his name)
One of the other leads always wears the same sweatshirt flannel thing and we don't know his name either, so we call him Sweatshirt
"Look Sweatshirt took it off."
"Oh oof he did" dramatically waves

"My favorite Greek god is Arthritis. I love that guy." -Baseball Dude.

Ah, yes. The Ancient Greek Gods; Arthritis, Apoplexy, Donny, Dr. Zaius, Fro, Uncle Fester, Heck, Aquaman, and Kratos!
(Bonus points if you can match them all to their real-world equivalents!)