forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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coming around the corner
C A T F I S H

Me, very loudly: so then, we TAKE THE CHOCOLATE AND BOOK IT OUT OF THE WALGREENS, DODGING THE POLICE AND HOPPING IN THE GETAWAY LEXUS
the entire class: looks up in fear and confusion

"I'm just tired.
Tired of these bitches."

Friend: runs into something
Me: SHE TOUCHED THE BUTT

"Teachers rule the world? I BEG TO DIFFER! COMMUNISM rules the world!"

"Teachers rule the world? I BEG TO DIFFER! COMMUNISM rules the world!"

Big mood

COMRADE

"It's like a banana. But for your feet."

Holds bright yellow croc to ear "I can hear the ocean"

(context: we were sitting in math: kane, anthony, maria, lola, P.J, and I. we were telling jokes because we all hate math, and this was one of them. All of us were dying laughing when lola told it, even though its kind of stupid)

Lola: So the loggers go into the forest to cut down the trees, right. But they want to tease the trees before they cut them down, so they say, "Run forrest, run!" But the trees can't run!
Me: (hyperventalating) no, it's funny because the trees can't walk
Kane: rolling on the ground laughing
Anthony: How is that funny? Why am I laughing?
P.J: making dying crow noises
Maria: That's…Eimy's… Joke…(laughs)

So stupid…but so funny.

Bio teacher: Now, with every batch of offspring-
Bio teacher blushes.
Bio teacher: T-that's not right…

“There’s a stray cat bringing dead animals to my front door. So now I’ve started bring dead things to his front door. I’m in a competition.”

But if he's a stray, where's his door?

But if he's a stray, where's his door?

I don’t know, I wasn’t the person who said it.

I figured, I'm just really confused now

I just remembered this happened today-
Kid known to be lactose intolerant: Starts eating a 3rd pack of those cheese stick snack things
Kid2: "CHILD, how are you still eating CHEESE"

"I don't think humans would taste that bad, it's just morally incorrect."
LEO WHY

"Hello, brother." with malice
(context: I have a school family - mia's my mom and charlie's my brother, and we're constantly arguing over who's the better child.

(after my group proceded to ruin our poster on a war)
"Great, now our poster is just as chaotic as the war."
-me

"I'm done with Kushion!"
-my friend while playing the guitar

"Nice catch! Or lack thereof."

"can you curse zoey for me?"

"Mr.Jackson is a preacher? I thought he was Satan with all the work he gave us"

"But if you like Icecream… Go visit Satan." -Chem teacher

sighs dreamily "how does he just walk down the street?"

Me: "OKAY GUYS, guess what I saw when I walked to the bus stop?"
My choir friend who hits the whoa like nobody's buisiness: gasps "WAS IT A SKATER BOI?!?!?"

"We're smart hoes."

"We're calling him Papa Chungus"

(We are reading off stories to our ELA class.)
"So they got some chocolate, right. And then the police - oh wait no, wrong line"

(In case you wonder where a park came from, it's a school meetup thing.)
"Is he stuck in the slide or asleep in the slide?"
"Both."

Not something I heard- which I've heard LOTS of strange things in JR High- but something I saw.
One time my friend and I were walking in the halls before the first bell, and we notice a kid in our 1st hour just on the ground. Passed out. Sleeping. It actually looked like he had died suddenly and fallen on the ground, so we thought it was hilarious but also slightly worrying. Anyways, he made it to class and promptly fell asleep on his desk again.

“Bruh, why does Abraham Lincoln look like he just got yelled at by his wife and gotta sleep on the couch tonight though?”