forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Anatole's a THOT!! He spends his money on women and wine!"

"wait, so you have this dungeon where you take a giant stick and stir it around a dark bubbling cauldron with green potions inside?"
my response: "all brews are made inside the teapot, idiot."

Friend 1: "I would rather have Endgame spoiled for me than do state testing"
Friend 2 (who's seen endgame)"Fortunately, you're in luck."
Friend 1: runs

"Life's short, have an affair" -a sophomore to his freshman, very Catholic girlfriend

"The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe"

"Sure, blame the white boy."
"Kyle we're ALL white."

Two tech people: Doing Fortnite dances to Bust Down Thotiana
Tech Kid #1: WHO SAYS WHITE PEOPLE DON'T HAVE CULTURE!?!?

Lights flicker
Friend: "It's a ghost!"
Kid sitting next to me: Whispers "It's Jesus."

"Do you think anyone would notice if I wrote spaghetti on every desk?"

"Can you control fire then? Since you're a witch?"
"I was born under cancer, but I can do this…"
puts out fire with finger and accurately predicts the next five minutes through fire
"Holy sh-"

"RED UWU CAT!"

"IF I HEAR AN ENDGAME SPOILER I WILL EAT YOUR MOUTH OFF OF YOUR BODY I DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE THINK WE'RE KISSING"

Mood

"My name is Choi alabaster look see it's the sauce!"

basically reenacting 'A Day At The Beach'
"What's it like to be a looser?"
"A what?"
"A lifeguard."
"Well I've only been one for about three hours and I already hate it."
someone else who wasn't part of the original conversation: "Sometimes I poor blood into the water to attract the little sharkies."

"We think you're weird, so we'll just kill you!"
"At least the polar bears are safe."
"…?"
"What?"

"That's not parmesan cheese."

EVERYBODY LOVES KUNG FOOD FIGHTING
Throws a rubber oven mitt at someone

"That's my emotional support Winter Soldier!"

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CARBOHYDRATES"
"I'm a dragon hoarding carbs, what can I say"
"Listen, I'll make you a deal. Hand me the bread. And I'll let you live."

"I'm trying a new thing called pretending to have my shit together"

"McDonald's! McDonald's!"
"Nonsense, we don't need that to summon the dead"

"She tried to summon a cornbread demon last night and now she's baking strudel."

"MY LIFE IS BEING HELD TOGETHER BY FOUR STRAGETICLY PLACED PIECES OF SCOTCH TAPE!"

"MY LIFE IS BEING HELD TOGETHER BY FOUR STRAGETICLY PLACED PIECES OF SCOTCH TAPE!"

i relate to this

"MY LIFE IS BEING HELD TOGETHER BY FOUR STRAGETICLY PLACED PIECES OF SCOTCH TAPE!"

i relate to this

me, but half of the pieces are peeling off.

"aw. plaintains. They're like half price bananas"

"Caw Caw Motherfuckers."

"Caw Caw Motherfuckers."

My homestuck mind read that in a Davesprite voice…

"YOUR FACTS AND LOGIC ARE BULLSHIT JAMES"