forum So-But Stories (Forum Game)

Started February 27, 2019 by @Hey_Its_Snowy_And_Im_Generally_Confused

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So she backed away slowly seeing as he already had a child who was extremely confused

But the child had imploded on itself due to a sugar high

So it became awkward again.

But the man broke the silence with a loud song

So everyone's eardrums exploded (or wished they could explode)

But the man was still alive

So everyone around planned to kill him

But they didnt because the donut patrol found and arrested them all

So they all lived happily ever after in prison.

But the daughter was unconscious

But then there was a prison break.

So the man escaped

But he tripped over a rock

So he died

But then we needed a new protagonist

So we adopted a police officer

But she wasn't yet named

So we named her Derp.

But she was really smart

So she studied a lot.

But she had a cat that kept her from studying

So she got another cat because cats solve everything

But that one kept her from studying too.

So she bred the cats

But to keep them from distracting her she got a box they promptly sat in.

So she had to get more boxes to keep them entertained

But she ran out of college funds for the fancy boxes (oh no)

So she continued her job as a police officer