forum So-But Stories (Forum Game)

Started February 27, 2019 by @Hey_Its_Snowy_And_Im_Generally_Confused

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But the police loved her cats so

So the entire police force adopted the cats

But there wasnt enough cats to go around (:o)

So she adopted more cats cause why the heck not

But they didn't know how to stop them from being so distracting.

So they became a cat adoption shelter instead of a police force

But then they got a report of a dead body found next to a rock

So they ignored it, because they're the cat club

But then how are we supposed to tie this together with the old protagonist

So they actually went because it was rumored it was a dead cat

But then they found the body of a man wanted in the US for murder and ignored it so they could go back to cats

So they had a cat themed party

But the store only sold dog-themed items

So they made their own cat party supplies out of the papers they used to use for boring police work

But they didnt have enough

So they bought a dog pinata

But they filled it with cat treats

So everything was happy

But Derp was sad, she still could not study

So she went to Starbucks for some peace

But the coffee machine broke (?)

So she ate the staff

But then she realized there wasn't a police department anymore

So she ate more of the staff

But there were no more of them

So she casually went back to cat land where she beat up the dog pinata and never got caught for some reason

But there was a woman who watched her son get eaten, she wanted revenge

So she tracked down Derp and the cat party

But she was a dog person (o.o!!!)

So she stayed far away from the cat party after watching the dog pinata get maniacally destroyed