forum The Miracle family!!
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Deleted user

I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.

I WISH FOR INFINITE MULTIPLE FLAVOURED POPTART PACKAGES!!!!!!

WISH GRANTED.

THANK YOU!!!

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.

LIES

I am a fruit.

FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!

I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.

I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!

Lucky for me fruit can't die

Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha

Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.

But a fruit can't fight a jellyfish! And a jellyfish can sting a fruit if it wants!

It doesn't have the means to get poisoned like an actual organism would. It's only part of an orgasm, a fruit could just crush a jellyfish, or roll over it. And that's the end of the jellyfish.

But not if the jellyfish is in water! And the jellyfish sting will still break the "skin" of the fruit!

but if the jellyfish stings it, the orange Willis Court has juice at it, and that juice is heavily acidic, definitely too acidic for the jellyfish.

AND THE JELLYFISH PULLS OUT A RAYGUN AND ZAPS THE FRUIT INTO OUTER SPACE WHERE IT FREEZES, SHRINKS, AND DIES

But its noodle arms can't pick up a gun. Issa jellyfish.

Deleted user

I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.

I'd like a singular poptart that gets rid of my depression, insomnia, aspergers, social phobia, every other gods damn phobia I have, my low self-esteem, and my negative thoughts and feelings

…U-Ummmm

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

They're trying to chop my fruity ass up and make me into a salad.

LIES

I am a fruit.

FIGHT ME I AM A SQUID!!

I'm a poisonous boi. Don't fight me.

I'm an Irukanji jellyfish! If you don't know what that is search it up! Don't fight me!

Lucky for me fruit can't die

Yes it can! It can rot! mwahahaha

Yeah, but jellyfish can die, and they can dissolve, and they're we get water! Plus they're big weakness is pee.

But a fruit can't fight a jellyfish! And a jellyfish can sting a fruit if it wants!

It doesn't have the means to get poisoned like an actual organism would. It's only part of an orgasm, a fruit could just crush a jellyfish, or roll over it. And that's the end of the jellyfish.

But not if the jellyfish is in water! And the jellyfish sting will still break the "skin" of the fruit!

but if the jellyfish stings it, the orange Willis Court has juice at it, and that juice is heavily acidic, definitely too acidic for the jellyfish.

AND THE JELLYFISH PULLS OUT A RAYGUN AND ZAPS THE FRUIT INTO OUTER SPACE WHERE IT FREEZES, SHRINKS, AND DIES

But its noodle arms can't pick up a gun. Issa jellyfish.

ISSA IRUKANJI JELLYFISH THAT HAS NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC!!!

Deleted user

I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.

I WISH FOR A NYON CAT!!!

GRANTED

@The-Magician group

I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.

I'd like a singular poptart that gets rid of my depression, insomnia, aspergers, social phobia, every other gods damn phobia I have, my low self-esteem, and my negative thoughts and feelings

…U-Ummmm

HA! Don't worry about that sweetie, I was just messing ;)

Deleted user

I AM THE MYSTICAL POPTART GOD. I WILL GRANT THEE ONE POTART RELATED WISH.

I'd like a singular poptart that gets rid of my depression, insomnia, aspergers, social phobia, every other gods damn phobia I have, my low self-esteem, and my negative thoughts and feelings

…U-Ummmm

HA! Don't worry about that sweetie, I was just messing ;)

…Ok.

Deleted user

And Why is he on top of you??
(From what I can tell this happens a lot)

Deleted user

Eh, your choice. Anyway I have a feeling today's gonna be good!

Deleted user

Yup! Also I'm starting my day with a marathon of Fairytale, which makes everything awesome even though I got myself up too early.

Deleted user

Not much here either…. Although I'm debating about waking my dad up…..