forum POV: A child walks up to your character and ask "Are you my mama/dada?"

Started January 25, 2022 by @YumiGalaxy A Not Ok Artist

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Ralph: You better hope not kid
Carine: Poor thing! I'll help you find your parents, ok? Come with me!
Noemie: Who said that? Looks around until child speaks again Oh hello little man, I am not your mama, but I can try to help you look for them.
Benoit: Tears up I can help you find your dad. Where did you last see him? Internally thinks I hope he is not dead I hope he is not dead
Nora: You shouldn't be wandering around like this, do you know how much your mama is worried about you right now? You need to stay with me now, I'll help you find them. Don't you dare wander off. And for pete's sake use this tissue, your skin will rash if you keep crying like that.
Lora: Aww what a cute little kid. Sorry I'm not your mama, hope you find her soon, good luck!
Myles: looks around awkwardly for parents I'm not your daddy sorry…Are you lost? You can stay with me while you look for him if you want; I don't mind.
Estel: You are always getting lost Marino! You should really know your way around by now. Oh, do you want a piece of candy, I bought these ten minutes ago and they are surprisingly really good. I like your sweater by the way. Monkeys are so cute.
Ayo: Wonders why this kid has come into his lonely hospital room No?
Shaan: Marino? What are you doing out so late? You'll be missing supper. I know your mama is a good cook, are you feeling ok?

You can guess which one is an actual parent in the story

Tsuki: Oh my gosh- you're so precious
proceeds to get lost trying to find the child's parents

Marsh: No, I'm sorry but I can help you find your dad??
Rowan: No offense child, but I'd literally go back to hell than be a dad at 15…
Nadia: Ew…
Cedric: I hope not. Do I have a kid that I never knew about??
Xeno: WHO IS YOUR DAD AND WHY WOULD YOU CONFUSE HIM FOR A TEENAGER WHO IS ALSO A BIRD??
Nia: Oh you must be so scared..cmon we gotta find your mom…

Alistair: I'm gay lmao.
Joel: What would you do if there was a child right in front of you "shfsosif boosh" vine
Dahlia: Oh, honey, are you lost? Let's go find your parent(s)!
Vladimir: No, time to die.
LU-C1: No. I am a robot. I cannot sexually reproduce.
Ellie: I'm a lesbian lmao.
Allison: My husband died before I could ever have a child, but I'd be happy to adopt you!

Whim: No, I'm not little one. I apologize, but i can assist in finding them? + Pats kid on head+
Wish: No. Whyever would you think that? I can help finding them though.
Judas: You must be incompetent kid
Axo: No, but I can help find them!

Emilio: Aw FUCK no-wait, shit, no- WAIT NO I MEAN HECK. AW HECK NO. DAMMIT- NOOOOO
Felix: Uhhhhhh now where did you get that idea.
Benji (a 15 year old): First of all, YES ABLOSUTLEY I am your new fatherly figure. Second of all, you don't know who your parents are? You're a loser, and clearly need my expert guidance. COME ALONG NEW SON/DAUGHTER
Riley: Ha. No. Come on, let's go find your parents.
Steven: burying his face in his hands in anguish Well, now I am. I don't have a choice, do I? You're adopting me, aren't you?
Daisy: delighted Well, now I am! You don't have a choice, kiddo! I'm adopting you!

ruth: (straight up ignores the child, walks away)
adelaide: no, honey. do you know where your parents are?
jessica: i can be. (would genuinely trick the child and raise them as her own)
pip: dude, no. what the hell. where are your parents? actually, fuck it, have you ever played poker?
michael: okay, come on, let's find your parents. i bet they're worried sick
harry: (idk how he would react, but if the child is stupid enough to go up to him, whatever happens is on them)

For Siirawyn, this question has multiple answers depending on what stage of life Siirawyn is in. For this, I’ll just do the major arcs of his life.

21 year old Siirawyn worriedly glances at the child almost immediately, checking around for possible parents. After a moment, he says, “Uhm..No? Where are they?” He tries to work together with the child to find their parent(s).

33-40 year old Siirawyn (and maybe a bit before 33) is likely to silently look to the child, with no worry visible on his face. If anything, he appears mildly annoyed, although the expression is only visible in his eyes. “It’s not safe out here,” he would say in a neutral tone, “for a child. There are bad people, very bad people. I don’t know where your parents are, so I suggest you run along now, yeah?” He otherwise goes to ignore the child, not reacting to whatever they do.

40+ year old Siirawyn to 1294 years does literally nothing. Why would a child go up to a tree and ask if it’s their parent?

1294 year old Siirawyn and beyond might produce a rumble/growl as he slowly looks down to the child. “I’ve no blood-kin, child. And I haven’t adopted either. It’s not a place for you to be, child. Leave.” Although he’s not extremely kind in tone, he’s not rude either - but clearly intends for the child to run along. Similar to the second response, he makes no attempts to help the child aside from maybe protecting them and distantly following at least until they leave his sanctum.

Zara: Calls Daisy if Daisy is nearby. Otherwise just stares. Mentally: small child small child small child what do I do I am not prepared for this-
Daisy: I'm not, sorry. Where did you last see your parents? I'll help you find them.
Niara: Not that I am aware of, why do you ask?
Phoenix: Why would you think that? Is this some kind of joke? (She has no idea how children work either)

Layali: stares blankly Uhm..no…. but as ruler of this country I should probably help you find them.. slowly picks up child

Wolfie: Oh my goodness are you lost? C'mere I'll help you find em.

Wrench: whistles and keeps walking because that responsibility is simply too large

Jacob: Uh, no. But where did you last seem em, sweetheart?

Phoebe: Omg.. MACY THERE'S A LOST CHILD!

Macy: WHERE? GIVES TO MEE WE MUST FIND THE PARENTS! Cue montage of the two chaotically asking random adults in the streets if they've lost their child

Barron: Ah, no as far as I'm aware I don't have a child… sooo who do you belong to? Looks around blankly and decides to buy the kid an icecream and ask around until he finds the parents

Viggo: mumbles Jesus, why do I always run into lost children?

Gemma: (instant concern) Oh no, baby, but here, let's see if we can find them…

Mystee: Do I look like your mother??

Lee: Uuuuhhh, no? But, hey, maybe they're around here somewhere…

Eli: (eyebrows raise) No?

Jamie: I'm literally a teenager; not only that, I'm a short, bare-faced, very young-looking teenager. Explain to me how the heck I look like your father?!

Christian: (shakes head)

Cassie: No, but wHY THE HECK ARE YOU OUT HERE BY YOURSELF, WHAT IRRESPONSIBLE–!

Andre: (concerned) I'm sorry, no, but perhaps I can help you look for them?

Copper: (looks child dead in the eye) No.

Sierra: (gasp) Are you lost, sweetie?? Come on, let's go find your parents, I'm sure they're around here somewhere–WISP, GO BLOODHOUND!!! WE HAVE A SMALL LOST CHILD IN DISTRESS!!!!

Janus: (eyes go round; stares at child for a minute in panic) N-n-no… (looks around frantically for one of the others to help)

Kage: (burst of nervous laughter) I'm a little concerned by the fact that I look even remotely like your father.

Annie: (very confused) No? (thinking) Your mother must have some wild-looking hair if you think I'm her.

Flash: (stares down at tiny human) I'm literally a winged horse, what the heck?

Kamau: pats child on head and sits with them til the parents return

Hirudo: No. Have a lollipop.

Princess: I will kill anyone who tries to harm you child. I can’t guarantee your real parents will be safe either…

Zandra: shares her own experience with a mother and makes child laugh

Jasper: I have a child?

Talus: adopts child

Kumi: Hi..? Uhm, i'm sorry but i am not your mother but I can help you find her! Kumi offers her hand to the child and starts looking for the parents
Maxine Do I look like your mother? Damn.. do I look that old?

Milaka: Yes… I am now-

Levi: No get lost

Lisha: I'm 8 :D

Abree: Definitely not

Solaris: Oh no, let's go fine them sweetie

Lunaris: Awwwww I'm gonna keep you!

Donny: Luna no-

Jonny: No but now I am Kidnaps child

Addic: Maybe. Who old are you? Does some math I guess you could be.

Maia: Oh darling. There is no physical way for me to be your mamma. Points to Addic and whispers But he could be your dad

Violet: Oh sweetheart no, but Let me help you find them… here have a cookie.

Leo: Thinks while squinting Yes? no? I don't know. Do you want me to be your dad?

Liam: Yessssss? No wait. not possible. Clutches heart dramatically Forgot i was gay for a second there.

Tessa: While drinking and playing crap Nope. But here hold this. Hands then the bottle and proceeds to throw said dice

Maddie: I'm going to go with yes on this one. Picking them up and giving them a hug Aren't you just adorable. you will do wonderfully with the other's

Lucas(Is terrified): Nope! no. Not again. Never again. Go talk to someone else.

Smithy: Why? Do you think I am? 'Cus I'm not. I think. Ya no. I'll help you find them tho.

Leo#2: Turns around whispering Not my problem, not my problem, not my problem, not my problem.

Hector: Huh? What? No… But uhm… I can help you look for your parents? What do they look like
Kenzo: No, sorry kid. But I'll help you look
Silvia: No, now go away walks away and leaves the child to cry

Marley: I'm not, but I sure wish I was! Now, come on, let's go find your parents before some sketchy people come and take you away…. hey, I was just jokin' don't cry-
Macey: Hell no, get out of here before I punt you into the fucking sky.
Luna: Um, no, ew. Do I look old enough to be a mom? I'm WAY too hot for that.
Abraham: No, I'm sorry. Do you know who your parents are, or where you saw them last? Okay… do you know where you live? I promise, I won't tell anyone. Lead the way, I trust you.

SkullFace: SkullFace.exe has stopped responding

Rowan: AAAHHH YOUR SO CUTE! oops, sorry if I scared you. come on kairos! can we please adopt them! Please!
Kairos: Rowan, no we need to find this kid's parents. (bends down to look kid in the eyes) do you know your what your mommy and daddy look like? could you try and describe them?
Kali: hehe~ sure kid! what is your name? hmmm how about I call you mira! I'll take you to meet your other parent, your going to love them!
Eri: Kali, why is there a child with you? YOU WHAT! (sighs) I guess I need to make sure you don't mess up this child too much
kaire: Princess! A small child! where are your parents young one? I will help you find them!

Zeyar:Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Doria:What irresponsible parent left their child alone
Fikri:Do I look like-
Mia:No,but I can help you find your parents sweetie