GigaDuck

Animal

A giant duck, duh.

Rainbowwwwww

FEATHERS
MEAT
BIG BOI BEAK

BEAK THE SIZE OF A CASTLE
Legs only 12 inches long

967 inches tall

R O U N D

Sheer size puts it at an advantage against other chads.

Super aggressive only when its left knee cap is touched, otherwise completely passive.

PECKING PEOPLE INTO OBLIVION

Existence. It be big boi

69 inches per second

Incredibly stupid

Q U A C K Q U A C K M U T H A F U C K A IN defensive. but when passive it say beep boop bop

Ponds, lakes, in the middle of a city too

They all hate each other. If they are 30 miles of another Gigaduck they will screech and kill eachother

There is a 1 and 300 chance that if it shits its actually a baby

It only goes on vacation for a week every 30 years

People, burritos, or a piece of toast with ONE SLICE OF BANANA