forum I'm Bored, On Tumblr, And Giving Out Prompts. (You're Welcome To Use These For Anything)

Started August 28, 2019 by Deleted user

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“I’ve been thinking about this,” the hero said. “And I think we should stop fighting. The whole villain thing you have going on… it’s not working for me.”

“W-what?” The villain replied, genuine shock displayed across their expression. “You’re essentially… breaking up with me?”

“In a business-like, hero to villain kind of way, yes.”

Hmmm, got to get more prompts

Yes please! You have very good taste in prompts

oml these are fantastic

Hmmm, I forgot about this, I'll do more.

( I have a couple that ive been wanting to use gonna post them here )

"this person managed to rip a hole through the fabric of our dimension and the best thing you can come up with vandalism?!"
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"i always knew i would take a bullet for you, even though i knew you wouldn't take one for me"
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"thats alot of blood"
"oh dont worry its not mine"
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"dont you ever try to get in my head again, its to dark for you"
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"she's kinda hot ya know?"
"She also wants you dead.."
"who knows, i could be into that"

"Huh, I think I'm gay."
"We're in the middle of an intergalatic war, this is when you try to figure out your identity?

Person A: “They’re giving us those weird looks again.”

Person B: “It’s probably the body bag.”

“I don’t know about the cons of being the last dragon in the world, but the pros include being paid a lot of money just to sit here and look intimidating.”

A: you’re so stupid.

B: I’m not stupid. I’m pure Evil. I’m the night.

A: A dumb dark dork, that’s what you are. Now get off the counter and put down that blanket.

B: It’s not a blanket, It’s my cape. And I’ll do it, but because I want to, and not because you told me to.

A: Of course, oh great lord of all darkness. Would you like some hot chocolate?

B: whit whipped cream?

A: of course

B: oh! And Sprinkles too!

A: The Mighty Lord Of Darkness has a sweet tooth, huh? And here I tought someone as evil as you wouldnt want sprinkles on his whipped cream

B: shut up

It wasn’t all that often that you gave into your occasional bouts of whimsy, but even so, you still felt that it was good to indulge every now and then, especially when it wasn’t hurting anybody.

Unfortunately, it was because of one of these innocent flights of fancy, that you had found yourself in your current situation. If you’d had any idea that your actions would end up leading to your poor dear friend being trapped in such an awkward and uncomfortable position, you never would have done it in the first place.

Though, to be fair, you hadn’t know that they were a vampire at the time.

“You’re arresting me for preventing Armageddon?”

Person A: I’d say I’m glad to see you, but the last time we were in a room together you tried to kill me.

Person B: And don’t think I won’t try again.

Person A: Oh no, I know you far better than that.

Person C: Am I missing something here?

A villain who was born mute and thus has succeeded in every endeavour they’ve had to lead up to world domination, all because they don’t monologue before killing the heroes.

“He steals bones, that’s his deal!”

“Shushing your gun isn’t a silencer.”