forum The Chicken Saga - Wars and Duels and Divine Retribution of Wrongs Delt Unto Us

Started March 23, 2023 by @False-andrew flash_on

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“NO S’MORE FOR YOU”

duke seems to appear out of nowhere, mildly mauled (probably bears). "DID I HEAR SMORES?!"

“DUKE I MADE YOU ONE!!!!”

"i would die for u!"

“WHAT?! Eli, give me my lighter.” Ame glares at Eli, her eyes glowing like little purple suns.

Axolotl blushes “You so sweet bestie” Axolotl heads Duke a S’more with caramel chocolate

“WHAT?! Eli, give me my lighter.” Ame glares at Eli, her eyes glowing like little purple suns.

Eli's eyes seemed to also turn purple. "Naw…I think it burned up when I threw it in the gasoline."

“WHAT?! Eli, give me my lighter.” Ame glares at Eli, her eyes glowing like little purple suns.

Eli's eyes seemed to also turn purple. "Naw…I think it burned up when I threw it in the gasoline."

“Sounds about right”

i sit down by the fire next to axolotl while eating smores. "so funny story, apparently my sacrifice to the wasn't enough so now i have to give up my first born child. jokes on the witch tho, cuz all my kids are adopted."

“WHAT?! Eli, give me my lighter.” Ame glares at Eli, her eyes glowing like little purple suns.

Eli's eyes seemed to also turn purple. "Naw…I think it burned up when I threw it in the gasoline."

Ame pulls out her sword. “You little shit-”

i sit down by the fire next to axolotl while eating smores. "so funny story, apparently my sacrifice to the wasn't enough so now i have to give up my first born child. jokes on the witch tho, cuz all my kids are adopted."

O… M… G… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“WHAT?! Eli, give me my lighter.” Ame glares at Eli, her eyes glowing like little purple suns.

Eli's eyes seemed to also turn purple. "Naw…I think it burned up when I threw it in the gasoline."

Ame pulls out her sword. “You little shit-”

Eli grins. "Gonna kill me?"

i sit down by the fire next to axolotl while eating smores. "so funny story, apparently my sacrifice to the wasn't enough so now i have to give up my first born child. jokes on the witch tho, cuz all my kids are adopted."

O… M… G… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"so long story short, i now have an amulet that lets me talk to wildlife, unfortunately the wildlife doesn't like being talked to.."

Liz watches Eli and Ame fight with interest. She wasn’t too worried about either of them getting hurt. It’s not like Ame can die twice, anyway. And they were friends. Kind of. She wasn’t too sure on that front.

i sit down by the fire next to axolotl while eating smores. "so funny story, apparently my sacrifice to the wasn't enough so now i have to give up my first born child. jokes on the witch tho, cuz all my kids are adopted."

O… M… G… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"so long story short, i now have an amulet that lets me talk to wildlife, unfortunately the wildlife doesn't like being talked to.."

“Can I try it on? It’s really pretty.” Continues staring into the fire cooking a marshmallow

Ame looks slightly confused. “Eli, you’re already dead.”

i sit down by the fire next to axolotl while eating smores. "so funny story, apparently my sacrifice to the wasn't enough so now i have to give up my first born child. jokes on the witch tho, cuz all my kids are adopted."

O… M… G… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"so long story short, i now have an amulet that lets me talk to wildlife, unfortunately the wildlife doesn't like being talked to.."

“Can I try it on? It’s really pretty.” Continues staring into the fire cooking a marshmallow

duke hands her the amulet. "im 90% sure it's either cursed or bears just don't like me."

i sit down by the fire next to axolotl while eating smores. "so funny story, apparently my sacrifice to the wasn't enough so now i have to give up my first born child. jokes on the witch tho, cuz all my kids are adopted."

O… M… G… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"so long story short, i now have an amulet that lets me talk to wildlife, unfortunately the wildlife doesn't like being talked to.."

“Can I try it on? It’s really pretty.” Continues staring into the fire cooking a marshmallow

duke hands her the amulet. "im 90% sure it's either cursed or bears just don't like me."

“Well I’m cursed already so it doesn’t really matter at this point thanks” Axolotl hands duke the stick, grabs the amulet, and puts it on. “Wow this is a really nice necklace”

Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

Ame looks slightly confused. “Eli, you’re already dead.”

He raises an eyebrow. "No I'm not."

Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

"hello there, we might be attacked by an angry rabbit, care to join?"

Ame looks slightly confused. “Eli, you’re already dead.”

He raises an eyebrow. "No I'm not."

Ame narrows her eyes. “You’re a ghost, just like me.”

Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

"hello there, we might be attacked by an angry rabbit, care to join?"

"Um, i really don't know- wait, are they making marshmellows?!" Bear's eyes glow a happy peach color.

Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

"hello there, we might be attacked by an angry rabbit, care to join?"

"Um, i really don't know- wait, are they making marshmellows?!" Bear's eyes glow a happy peach color.

duke looks around. "im severly short sighted, are we making marshmallows?

Ame looks slightly confused. “Eli, you’re already dead.”

He raises an eyebrow. "No I'm not."

Ame narrows her eyes. “You’re a ghost, just like me.”

He rolls his eyes. "Stop lying."

Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

"hello there, we might be attacked by an angry rabbit, care to join?"

"Um, i really don't know- wait, are they making marshmellows?!" Bear's eyes glow a happy peach color.

duke looks around. "im severly short sighted, are we making marshmallows?

Axolotl laughs “Yes they are marshmallows, What are we gonna do with you”

Ame looks slightly confused. “Eli, you’re already dead.”

He raises an eyebrow. "No I'm not."

Ame narrows her eyes. “You’re a ghost, just like me.”

He rolls his eyes. "Stop lying."

Ame sighs. “I’m not lying. Watch-“ She impales Eli with her sword, which would kill him if he wasn’t already dead-

Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

"hello there, we might be attacked by an angry rabbit, care to join?"

"Um, i really don't know- wait, are they making marshmellows?!" Bear's eyes glow a happy peach color.

duke looks around. "im severly short sighted, are we making marshmallows?

Axolotl laughs “Yes they are marshmallows, What are we gonna do with you”

"i just assumed i'd keep being fed s'mores.. or arrested by the, probably real, bear government for treson."

Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

"hello there, we might be attacked by an angry rabbit, care to join?"

"Um, i really don't know- wait, are they making marshmellows?!" Bear's eyes glow a happy peach color.

duke looks around. "im severly short sighted, are we making marshmallows?

Axolotl laughs “Yes they are marshmallows, What are we gonna do with you”

"i just assumed i'd keep being fed s'mores.. or arrested by the, probably real, bear government for treson."

Axolotl pats duke shoulder “ you poor soul”

Ame looks slightly confused. “Eli, you’re already dead.”

He raises an eyebrow. "No I'm not."

Ame narrows her eyes. “You’re a ghost, just like me.”

He rolls his eyes. "Stop lying."

Ame sighs. “I’m not lying. Watch-“ She impales Eli with her sword, which would kill him if he wasn’t already dead-

He blinks, staring at her. He then turns and runs off into the fire.