Hey guys, Shuri has no clue I'm making this…
He just shattered his pinky and probably broke his wrist. I believe he's under a lot of stress right now from trying to make sure everyone on this site is okay.
So, If any of you have any problems… Come to me, okay? I don't want Shuri to get hurt more or have more stress.
~ Lex, the substitute cheerer-upper.
If you need me, i'll be making a forum where Y'all can come to me with your problems or you can always pm me.
Thanks Lex… I know everything though… It makes me happy that you'd do this though…
Shuri, take a break
If you don't, I will hunt you down and force comfort foods down your throat.
I have someone to do that for me kiddo…
True, your girlfriend can do it.
I'm going to threat- Cheer you up over this site
Girlfriend? Not anymore! She moved… I got with a dude now, you didn't hear?
Nope, I have no clue what's going on in anyone's life!
That's why I'm a terrible real life friend!
I bet Ruby would disagree!
True, I got Ruby an early Christmas gift!
That cheers me up a lot! I'm glad!
Yeah, her middle name is Noel and both me and her make puns a lot
So, I'm giving her a hand sanitizer that's called "Vanilla Bean Noel"
To be honest, I know I'm aro but I have a platonic crush on her? (That sounds weird) I might just be greyromantic but I don't know.
I have platonic crushes on a lot of people… I get it!
Life is confusing, I don't need to add another identity crisis to my list of things to do today.
You're valid! I totally get those too!
So, what's your new boyfriend like?
Totally assuming the role of prodding little sibling
Well… He's nice, and cute, he's got a really cool attitude about life, and his hair smells good! He's a crybaby though… But that's not a bad thing…
He sounds sweet!
I'm smiling and I'm really happy for you!
Thanks! That makes me feel better, Lex, you're amazing!
I hope your hand gets better Shuri!!
It is… Thank you so much for caring…
At lunch some asshole was giving my friend and I a hard time and I swear the first thought in my head as it was happening was "Should I throw a chair at him?" and then I was like "No. Shuri would say to talk it out with him. And then throw a chair if he doesn't stop."
I would probably not do that… Throwing things is part of what I'm known for… But thanks for thinking so highly of me… And please don't resort to violence immediately like me…
I really really really wanted to throw it at him but I also didn't want to get expelled, I'm already on thin ice because I'm always like 5 minutes late to school.
Ya know what, I have a huge ass test tommorow.
I'm going to go to sleep at midnight so I can study!
Thanks Shuri!!
Good luck, Lex! I'm sure you'll ace it!!!