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@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

So… I remember a while ago at work I was cleaning the cat area… And the kittens were swarming around my feet… Each one so small, with big, soft eyes, each was a little ball of erratic fluff… I remember the little mewling and purring… So there I was cleaning the litterboxes… And ALL AT ONCE they started to climb up my body… I couldn't clean because I didn't want any of them to fall… I had to set them down one by one and they'd just try again…

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

I have a funny cat story!!
There's an apple orchard near my house that I go to, and the owner has a ton of barn cats. Last year one had kittens and they were just tiny floofy poofs of fluff. I went inside to sample an apple and then came back out and saw that this older couple left their trunk open, and then a baby floof jumped in! They had to give the kitten back though.

@thehobbit

I sadly cant think of a funny story, BUT I DO have a few funny things from a list of funny things that I have personally heard people at my high school say.

-“Do I love you? No! Then you don't get a cupcake!”

  • I’m gonna have to seduce the principal.
  • substitute teacher points at trash "Here's the suggestion box, right here."
  • You called colored pencils ‘crayon pencils’… dude?
  • Student:“I need Jesus.” Teacher: “You need a calculator.”
  • The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!!
  • Yes!! Guillotine day!!!
  • You can't have cancer if you are cancer!
  • How do raisins have any sexual attraction ?
  • Who has friends, I just have meme dealers.
  • Puts on glasses “I can see in HD!”

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"I'll show you SAUCY!"
if u want context just ask, loves

context plz

@_sleeby_rat_

I can say as someone who wears glasses that I have put them on after taking them off and said "I can see in HD"

I also look ridiculous putting 3d glasses over my real glasses

@basil_

hey Kmart
quick question but why do you have "sorry" in your username? I just noticed that for some reason lol

Long story..just some things I regret doing and I haven’t been that helpful lately..

@SaltyLasagna

hey Kmart
quick question but why do you have "sorry" in your username? I just noticed that for some reason lol

Long story..just some things I regret doing and I haven’t been that helpful lately..

I'm sorry :(

@basil_

hey Kmart
quick question but why do you have "sorry" in your username? I just noticed that for some reason lol

Long story..just some things I regret doing and I haven’t been that helpful lately..

I'm sorry :(

It’s okay :)