forum Riddles

Started November 03, 2018 by @EmptyNebula group

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idk

try mine

Are they buying wooden numbers or something and each number is 99 cents?

Extremely close….

Almost bingo, what are the numbers for?

ohhhhh i get it, the number 128 was 1 2 and 8 so that's why

I'm as a child, a lamb and a simpleton at once. All are born with me, yet few possess me at their moment of death. What am I?

Jesus!

I'm as a child, a lamb and a simpleton at once. All are born with me, yet few possess me at their moment of death. What am I?

JEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS

or God

I'm as a child, a lamb and a simpleton at once. All are born with me, yet few possess me at their moment of death. What am I?

Innocence

I have one:
Fred was born in 1933 and died in 1961 at the age of 55. How is this possible?

Ooh I remember this one!

Okay….this one everyone might know this one, but who cares lol:

A man and his son were driving and got in a terrible wreck. They were rushed to the hospital. The doctor came into the son's room and exclaimed, "I can't operate on him, he's my son." Who is the doctor?

the doctor was female?

A man has a bee in his hand.

What’s in his eye?

Jason cuz the first letters of the 6th, 4th, 9th, 10th, and 11th months spell Jason

crud

the doctor was female?

Can't say :P

Okay….this one everyone might know this one, but who cares lol:

A man and his son were driving and got in a terrible wreck. They were rushed to the hospital. The doctor came into the son's room and exclaimed, "I can't operate on him, he's my son." Who is the doctor?

The doctor was the mother of the son

Okay….this one everyone might know this one, but who cares lol:

A man and his son were driving and got in a terrible wreck. They were rushed to the hospital. The doctor came into the son's room and exclaimed, "I can't operate on him, he's my son." Who is the doctor?

The doctor was the mother of the son

Yeeeahh….my brother, grandma, mom, two of my sisters, and a couple friends couldn't figure it out. And once I told them they were like, "I'm not sexist I swear.."

Okay….this one everyone might know this one, but who cares lol:

A man and his son were driving and got in a terrible wreck. They were rushed to the hospital. The doctor came into the son's room and exclaimed, "I can't operate on him, he's my son." Who is the doctor?

The doctor was the mother of the son

Yeeeahh….my brother, grandma, mom, two of my sisters, and a couple friends couldn't figure it out. And once I told them they were like, "I'm not sexist I swear.."

lol. Someone could have said the couple was gay and the doctor was the other dad

yeah

i've heard it before and to be honest it was really hard and once they said the answer i felt really dumb