forum Who are you?

Started November 01, 2018 by @InfinityCry*

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Not just couch throwing…
Grape-throwing, pen-throwing, book-throwing, lunchbox-throwing etc. are all arts

Also true.

Yes…
Never tried throwing a couch before…
Are you supposed to hold it above your head or something?

What…
Warning: It's a spider

I just hold it over my shoulder and judo-flip it at people and things.

What…
Warning: It's a spider

I’m glad you realized half of it.

Nice…
You know what? I think I'll stick to projectiles that are smaller than chairs

I prefer knives, hammers/picks, and axes/hatchets
It's more intimidating because I don't miss
and I'm short af so I probably couldn't pick up a couch, even if I did have for the muscle for it

I prefer knives, hammers/picks, and axes/hatchets
It's more intimidating because I don't miss
and I'm short af so I probably couldn't pick up a couch, even if I did have for the muscle for it

Yeah. Knives are awesome. Axes are awesome too, and shuriken are my favorite (see my user), but hammer, picks and shovels work too.

I…think couches are too big and therefore more destructive but also more likely to destroy things it wasn't meant to destroy
Also it's just too much effort to pick up…

._. thanks guys

i did kinda interrupt a conversation tho

Yes…
But couch-throwing is definitely an art

Yes…
But couch-throwing is definitely an art

Another quote that will be remembered.

I usually don't destroy anything when I throw them. But I've only thrown a few.

Only a few…

Like four.

That's…a lot
But then I throw things a lot
Usually at people when they're been assholes

That's…a lot
But then I throw things a lot
Usually at people when they're been assholes

Yup. I know. I hurl things at people a lot.

It's very good
Just….never ever punch walls

It's very good
Just….never ever punch walls

Why? I mean I just move my dresser in front of every hole I make.

That's not applicable every single time…
Also how many dressers do you have?

I have paintings.

Dude….
Remind me to never pick a fight with you

Why?

-_-
I'd like to stay alive a little longer…
Actually, scratch that
A lot longer

What? I may be monstrous but I'm not outright invincible or anything? Nor am I so physically gifted as to be out of everyone's league or anything… And I've been fortunate enough as to recieve training… But I'm not Bruce Lee by a longshot

This child never had training…

This child never had training…

Come on… Are you a good brawler? You gotta have something going for you! You seem deadly enough…

I just throw things…
OK and I do a fair headlock

I just throw things…
OK and I do a fair headlock

Well that's good.
To tell you the truth, back when I was a little kid I had every reason to become who I am… Y'know, shitty life, surrounded mostly by terrible people in an unstable environment, all that… But I only ended up getting into self-improvement after I got obsessed with Shonen.