forum Hey kids, do you want some candy?

Started October 26, 2018 by @EmptyNebula group

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Hey

hai

so, do you want some. I have some in my van

Mmmm, where’s the candy? Edit: OOH WHERES THE VAN

my van

i also have a puppy its in the van too, just come with me

Awww what kind?

It's a poodle. I also have yorkie's and huskies, just come with me holds hand out

I also have all flavors of ice cream in my non suspicious van that lurks the street corners

Sounds awesome! Let’s go there

Count me in!

Cool, it's just deep into the unsuspecting woods. Let's go

Yay!

You don't need to ask your parents because I'm your uncle Joe. Unsuspiciously stuffs kids into back of the van Who wants to go for a road trip!

ME ME ARE WE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD

No kids, we are going to Disneyland because gas costs to much. Who wants to see Mickey Mouse

YES MICKEY MOUSE

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Great, It's right around the corner. While you wait for me to get my baseme- I mean the tickets ready, do some retarded disney logo wand movements

I WANT CANDY

Great, stay in the trun- I mean back of my car while I get the rest of the candy out

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy! Hops into the back with friens

Okay kids I have pixie sticks which most definitely don't contain drugs to make you fall asleep.

Woop woop!

oki den, yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Skert skert

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Here you go i already cut the top, now let me open the back so we can go to disneyland

sniff snorf

This doesn’t look like pixie dust

oki den!