"What the… get away from the edge, you fool! Doctor, I don't understand why you find humans so intriguing." Romana said, lifting Steve off and carrying him back over with inhuman strength. Then again, she wasn't human, so that made sense.
Steve Growled. " Hey get off me you low lying floor licking scowndrowl." He said kicking and flailing his arms. " At least I have more time to get Me a boy!" He said laughing and standing up wiping himself off.
"I'm trying to get us out of here alive, idiot!" Romana said, as mannequins came up the stairs. She dragged him into the box as the doors opened, but it was hardly a box. It was huge on the interior, a domed ceiling with circular objects lining the walls, a pleasant combination of yellows and browns and greys, with a pillar in the center, blue, with pipes in the middle and a control panel running around the base, with knobs and levers alike, as well as a viewscreen, lining the panel. Cables hung from the ceiling, and pillars like free branches lined the sides of the room, with doors going off to other places in the shop all around the room. "The TARDIS. Stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space. And she's mine." the Doctor grinned.
(What it looks like)
( I can't see pics you show me)
Steve gasped ashe saw the enterior and tried to tske it in but every time he looked somewhere else he saw something else to gasp at." DANG!!! This yours doc?"He said just now getting to see his suit as they lifted off.
(Search "9th Doctor TARDIS interior" or something, you'll find pics. I dunno.)
"It's ours." Romana insisted. "Fine, ours. Sorry if the ride is a little bumpy, she's a pretty old model, the girl is." he said, stroking the console (basically, console=control panel). "Do to two need to be alone?" Romana asked. "Be quiet." the Doctor snapped at her.
( Its fine I already did researchish kinda this weekend LOL!)
Steve oofed and fell to the floor. "I am dead now." He said kicking the air. " So wheres our destination?" He asked
"The street below. I've already got a stop to make. Romana, take care of Steve, I'll be back before you know it." he said, taking off. The ship jolted, and seconds later, landed down onto the street below, as promised. The Doctor shoved them out with a hurried goodbye, and took off, leaving them in the streets.
Steve looked at her. " Well i am going to a bar or gay strlper club. Bye." He walked away.
"He told me to take care of you. That's exactly what I plan to do. Besides, we can go together." she offered.
" To a gay stlper club?!" He looked at her. " I don't think you can shape shift into a guy and follow me. Ima find me a boi since I have no life." He said shoeing her away.
"Well, that's a long story. Never been a man, but it sounds like an interesting experience." Romana said. "And the Doctor told me to take care of you. I don't like to take orders from him, but because I respect and care about that foolish man, I do."
Steve looked at her as the Mannequins started to fall off the roof. " Well do you happen to have a spare weapon for me?!" He said hiding behind her as the mannequins got up and started to walk towards them. " How do they even survive a fall like that?!"
"Because they're plastic, you fool!" she snapped. "But they're slow. We should be able to outrun the things." she said.
Steve looked at the ground. " Well your carrying me!" He said as he hopped on her back and clinged to her neck as hard as he could. " RUN WOMAN!"He yelled
"Oh, for the love of… humans, they're completely mad." she said, dumping him onto the street, then helping Steve up. "We could outwalk them at the rate they're going. Come on." she said, casually strolling down the street.
Steve turned down a street. " They shouldn't find us in here!" He said walking into the Gay strlper club. " You can't come though HAHAHA"
"Why can't I?" Romana asked, following Steve inside.
Steve pushed her out going with her and whispered to her. " Because this is where horrny and/or drunk guys come to have sex bassicly or have another dude dance around them. Or in my case Desperate."
"Oh. Well, you're a little young for that. Out you get." she said, dragging Steve out and down the street.
( OOF I FORGOT TO MESS WITH HIS AGE!!! Can I alter it??? or is it to late)
"No.no.no." He fought to get away
(Tis' too late. Sorry, I'm not sure I want to deal with clubs and stuff. No offense, I mean.)
"You're coming with me, and that's that." she said, pulling the protesting boy into a cafe and sitting them down at a table.
" Well I am hungry." He frowns. " And its a free country and you aren't my mom." He says frowning.
( I honestly thought he was like 21 not freakin 13 LOL But IG Lets play
(According to the wiki he's 18?)
"Well, it depends on how you define free. You said your President, the Earth one, I mean, was Donald Trump? I've made my point." Romana saod, opening the menu.
( OOF Well not in the first episode he appears in he's like 15. But OOF Let's just play it.)
" Well you got a point. And Can you please get me food."
"Yeah, sure. The Doctor never carries money, at least I'm sensible enough to plan ahead." she said, pushing a menu towards Steve.
" I don't need no menu!" Steve snaps. " I already know what I want. I want A chicken samich with only Mayo mustard pickle and leaf lettuce." Steve says.
( GUESS WHAT MY NAME IRL Is Steven Funny right?! Not really BUT)