forum Star-Crossed Murderers (One on One//Stalkers Enabled)

Started September 15, 2018 by @RedTheLoveless

tune

"It'll be fuuuunnn~" Kain purred, his head not quite following the movements of his own body as he was close to blacking out. He saw himself fall backwards out of his seat and onto the floor, though he felt nothing.

"Alright, no more alcohol for you. I do not want to deal with a business partner turned bumbling fool," Vos huffed, despite the way his cheeks began to flush ever so faintly. "Is there not a way to sober humans up? Coffee? Water? Something?"

"Time and a good fuck," Kain chuckled as he looked up at Vos, attempting his best intimidation of 'bedroom eyes'. He reached his arms up at Vos, asking like a child wanting to be picked up and carried. He made some grabbing motions in the air to emphasize this effect.

"I am not fucking you," Vos said matter-of-factly. He glowered at Kain for a moment before indulging him and picking him up. "At least you were attractive when you were in your right mind. Now you just sound like a psychopathic fool," he mumbled to himself

"Why thank you," Kain giggled, not quite grasping what was happening or what Vos was saying. He barely managed to wrap his arms around Vos without smacking the demon in his face.
"Onward noble steed," Kain mumbled as he felt his eyes fade in and out of darkness.

Vos grumbled something in a strange language before standing up. Stone-faced and annoyed, he picked Kain up by his middle and began to walk him out of the bar, the shorter man held beneath one arm as he walked

"Weeee…." Kain cheered as he was being carried along by Vos. His head would fall down but then snap back up as he tried to fight off the darkness but it was just too comforting to him. He let himself go limp in Vos's arms as he finally passed out.

As soon as they were a decent distance away from the bar, Vos teleported them to his apartment. Since Kain was unconscious, he couldn't think of anywhere else he could take him. Eventually, an odd thought crossed his mind as he laid Kain down on the bed. Why was he even bothering with this human? He guessed it was a side effect of his efforts to beat his curse

Kain mumbled something as he felt something soft underneath his body and he turned on his side, still not opening his eyes. He stretched his arms forward, searching for something to grab before he stopped moving again. His flowercrown was barely on his head at this point and his hair was a graceful mess against the blankets.

(how long do you think it should take Kain for him to be back to normal?)

(he should probably go to sleep for a bit before being okay. maybe he could wake up in the morning and be like ???)

Vos sighed before walking over to him and plucking the flower crown off his head. He set it safely on the nightstand before pulling the desk chair out and sitting down in it. He felt like he had dressed up for nothing. Kain was too drunk to even notice how nice he had looked. So much for making a good impression

snickering in the distance//

(he should probably go to sleep for a bit before being okay. maybe he could wake up in the morning and be like ???)

Vos sighed before walking over to him and plucking the flower crown off his head. He set it safely on the nightstand before pulling the desk chair out and sitting down in it. He felt like he had dressed up for nothing. Kain was too drunk to even notice how nice he had looked. So much for making a good impression

(alright. aww poor Vos baby lmao. time skip I suppose then?)

snikering grows louder//

Kain groaned as he rolled to his side again, nearly falling off the bed in the process. He quickly jerked awake but hissed in pain soon after. He put his hands up to his temples as a throbbing hammered at his skull.
"Ugh… how much did I have to drink last night?" He whispered to himself as he began to notice his surroundings were not familiar to him at all.

Vos was asleep slumped over the chair, sitting in it backwards with his head resting on top of his crossed arms. He was usually a light sleeper, and rarely slept at all, but he had been tired the previous night from going about trying to watch Kain and make sure he didn't do any damage

He stood up slowly, clutching his head in his hands as he looked around the room. He finally spotted Vos slumped over in a chair in the room with him. Curious, he walked towards the Demon King, treading carefully as to not make any loud noises to antagonize his headache.
"Hey, wake up Vohanu," Kain said softly but with an edge in his voice as he reached down to shake the man's shoulder to wake him.

Vos jerked as soon as he was touched, and he instinctively grabbed Kain by the wrist before his violet-tinted eyes finally registered who had woken him. "Ah…Kain," he said slowly before letting go of Kain's wrist. "Apologies," he said before slowly getting up out of the chair he was in

Kain nearly fell on top of Vos at the sudden movement, however he didn't complain about the roughness.
"You're fine Demon King," Kain stopped as he looked down at Vos's suit, "And looking quite fine too, if I may add." He stood up slowly, trying to lessen the pain of his persistent hangover headache.
"I don't suppose you have coffee around here?" Kain whispered as he pressed against his temples with his hand.

Vos couldn't help but preen a bit when Kain had complimented him. Being complimented, or held in high authority in general was once of his few weaknesses. He yawned for a moment, a flash of his unnaturally sharpened teeth showing before he ran a hand through his slightly messy hair with one hand. "I can make some, yes. I just need to find the coffee maker," he said before getting up and ambling into the kitchen area

Vos couldn't help but preen a bit when Kain had complimented him. Being complimented, or held in high authority in general was once of his few weaknesses. He yawned for a moment, a flash of his unnaturally sharpened teeth showing before he ran a hand through his slightly messy hair with one hand. "I can make some, yes. I just need to find the coffee maker," he said before getting up and ambling into the kitchen area

Kain smirked at Vos 'puffing up his feathers' in pride before hissing in pain again. He pressed harder against his forehead, hoping that will somehow help him. He stumbled after Vos before grabbing at the back of his suit as he shut his eyes in pain. He let Vos lead him with a soft hold of his shirt.

Vos just barely managed to resist the instinct to turn and snap Kain's wrist when he caught hold of his shirt. He tended to be more jumpy in the mornings, and Kain was not exactly helping. He let out a sigh before wandering into the kitchen, detaching Kain's hand gently before placing it on the countertop. He then began to rummage through various moving boxes

Kain laid felt the countertop with his hand before laying his face on the cool surface, relishing the feeling. "Thanks," he barely mumbled out as he spread his arms across the surface as well. His headache softened at the cold touch of the counter.

Vos grunted in acknowledgement, not straying from his task of looking through boxes. Eventually he found the coffee maker in one, and he pulled it out before setting it beside the sink. He plugged it in before finding the coffee grounds in the cupboard above it, and he opened the bag before looking over at Kain. "How strong would you like your coffee?" he asked

(I was about to type "as strong as your dick" but I just remembered I am not writing Matthias for this lmao)

"As strong as hell itself," Kain responded as he was able to prop himself up on his hand while leaning against the counter. He seemed to bend in a way that could only be described as him locking his legs and pronouncing his ass, all on accident.

(lmaoo)

Vos chuckled a bit at that, the noise rough and deep from having just woken up. "One cup of hell's coffee, coming up," he said before dumping an ungodly amount of coffee grounds into the coffee maker. He turned to lean against the counter, but when he saw how Kain was standing his hand just about slipped in his distraction. Well. It looks like his new psychopathic business partner also had a great ass

(Omg I just keep snickering when I read this send help lmao)

Kain looked up at the slight commotion Vos had caused for himself and noticed where Vos's eyes were trained. "You like what you see?" He questioned innocently with a sleepy smirk on his face. "You can partake in after-drink festivities after that business deal you mentioned last night." Kain commented so matter-of-factly that his dirty implication might've gone unnoticed, save for one raised eyebrow.

Despite the faint blush working its way across Vos’s face, he refused to acknowledge the more suggestive part of Kain’s words. “I didn’t think you would have remembered when I said that. You were a bit drunk,” he commented dryly as he turned to retrieve the coffee creamer and such from the fridge