CHRIS

"is that a weed????"

"no this is actually a crayo-"

"I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"

[911 on microwave]

"911 what's your emergency?"

[illuminati music. Chris is having a crisis]

MARY

IS THAT A POLICE!??

I'M CALLING THE WEED

[420 on microwave]

[Illuminati in background]

"420, whatchu smokin?"

why the fuk u lyin
why u always lyin
hhHMMMM OHhhoOHH my gOd
StOP fUKiN lyiN

Jell-o?

More like hello slurrp choke

Hey say kid backwards

…dik?

HAHAHAHA

that's gay.

oh god I love that one

lmaooo same

I want to see my little boy!
here he comes
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY!

Hey say kid backwards

…dik?

HAHAHAHA

that's gay.

(lol *gagay)

(gaygaygaygay
that's gay)

(supergay)

Hey, I'm lesbian

…I thought you were American?

If your name is Junior and you're really handsome, come on raise your handddd

Mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

hi,
welcome to chillis

So this is Kansas…
This one should be Are-kansas
AMERICA EXPLAIN
EXPLAIN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S AR-KAN-SAW

"There's only one thing worse than a rapist…. boom!"
"A child."
"No"

Rah
Aaaaa (inhales) staap ya almost made me drop my croissant

"Ooo I like ya accent where ya from?"
"I'm Liberian"
"OOO sorry my bad
I like ya accent…where you from?"

lmaooooo

"welcome to physics"
SCIENCE HAPPENS
"SWEET JESUS"

"I SMELL LIKE BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"LOOKIT ALL THOSE THICCENS!"

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMATES

How do you make your text that h u g e

uhhh you add a hyphen a row down from text like THIS

Back at it again at KRISPYKREME

Back at it again at KRISPYKREME

Y E S

bangs hand against door repeatedly
OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hits heads against door frame to tune of Wii music

I ain't gonna sleep cuz a ya'll
ya'll never gonna sleep cuz a me

Oh, sorry, I fell asleep while I was waitin' on you to make me a sandwich!