forum Jus join ok. wait you can't because Sly steals your chances of ever rping with me (closed//stalkers enabled)

Started August 30, 2018 by Deleted user

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Lukie nodded. "Pleasure to meet you, too. So… what else do you want? Clothes?" He snorted.

"Uh…I have those." Elias frowned. "Wait are you iNSULTING MY FASHION SENSE?"

Lukie looked Elias' 'fashion sense' up and down. "Imean… it's not much fashion yet more like, "I'll throw on whatever's comfy."

"I like to call it 'I Don't Give A Flyin Flark Noodle'."

"…I don't give a flyin… flark… noodle…" Lukie's eyebrows came together in a concerned expression.

sLY

(HEY BABE I"M BACK LET'S GO)

"I didn't wanna cuss so I said that instead."

(YEY)

Lukie snorted. "Don't want to cuss. Anyway, so you have a place I can sleep?" He looked around.

"Yes it's called the guest room it's literally just the basement."

"Do you sleep down here?" Lukie surveyed Elias. "What you said earlier doesn't count sex n 'stuff, right?" He sounded curious, not sarcastic. What the hell is wrong with demons.

Elias blushed. "Noooooooo. I sleep upstairs. In my room."

"Oh," Lukie murmured, with a definite note of disappointment in his voice. "Well congrats to you, huh?"

"I guess? Why did you wanna sleep on the floor in my room or something?"

Lukie smirked at Elias and answered vaguely, "No."

"Well then where? I have few options in the matter of sleeping places."

Lukie scoffed and looked away from Elias. "Nevermind. Down here's okay."

"Alright then. There's an old mattress in the corner and some blankets. We start world domination tomorrow."

"World domination? Well, I'm not world domination type." He gave the filthy mattress and sheets a look. "I'm not an animal, either."

"It's not that bad. And And I was being sarcastic."

"Those sheets are filthy," Lukie remarked, wrinkling his nose.

"You're a demon." Elias stated. "I didn't think you'd care."

"I actually happen to care, f***hole!"

"eXCUSE ME?"

"You heard me!" Lukie screeched. "I happen to enjoy simple f***ing pleasures, such as a bed, thank you very much! Just because I'm a Demon, doesn't mean I don't have HUMAN-LIKE QUALITIES AND EXPECTATIONS!"

"FINE! YOU CAN SLEEP IN MY ROOM ON THE CLEAN SPARE MATTRESS!"

"THANK YOU, OH, BRAVE MORTAL! HOW I SHALL BOW DOWN TO YOUR FEET TO HASTILY KISS MY APPRECIATION TO THE GROUND YOU TOUCH FOR THIS GIFT!"

"SWEET GLORY WILL YOU STOP SCREAMING AT ME?"

Lukie screamed dramatically for no reason and threw himself down near Elias' feet. "THANK YOU, DEAR MORTAL!"