forum "Pass the story?" Add one to two sentences, only rule is just make grammatical sense to the best of your ability!

Started January 11, 2018 by @p3ncil

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"Indeed it is," he said and smiled in a way that reminded me of Hannibal the Cannibal.

Pinepple growled at the mysterious Physics man. Oh wait he didn't, since it looks like he bled to death after all.

"Get away from the main character, you freak!" someone yelled from behind me. I turned and gasped.
It was…

"Shrek!" I screeched. "How did you get here?"

Shrek looks at me in confusion. "This is my swamp."

"What?! We're in a clearing, not a swamp!" but then I looked around and realized that we were, indeed, in a swamp. What the veggie burger? I thought.

It was hard to determine how I felt at the moment. Shock at how the environment changed or grief due to Pineapple's death. I chose the latter.

My eyes welled up with tears. "Pinepple! My beautiful chicken nugger-loving companion! Why?" I screamed, falling to my knees in the middle of the clearing and shaking my fist emotionally at the sky which opened up and poured rain down over me.

"Screw it." I shrugged and grabbed a giant fork. Dinner's ready!

Okay lemme just say I'm a bit disturbed at the turn this has taken.

I dug in, still sobbing like my mother used to when she did stupid things like peel onions and watch The Notebook at the same time.

I grabbed my phone and started reading Youngchan Hwang's Sweet Home off of Webtoon as I ate the giant nugger.
A big mistake, my sleep may be stolen by nightmares tonight.

My ringtone started to play suddenly, to the tune Cancer covered by Twenty One Pilots. I started to cry as I answered, it was so friggin' sad. "Hello?" I wept into the phone. A throaty growl answered me. "Pinepple!!!!!!"

(sorry I just had to…)

"OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ALIVE? BUDDY WHERE ARE YOU?" I hollered into the phone.

"Wonderland. Where do you think?" I honestly couldn't tell if he was being sarcastic or not.

Pinepple glanced at Shrek. "What's he doing here?"

(Yes we were, and where did Physics go‽)

Physics had created a…sort of hole?…in space so that Pinepple could see us from Wonderland.
"I'm so glad you're alive! But how can you talk now?" I said.

"Why should I tell you this?" He sqauked angerly. "You were just eating another chickn nugger dinosaur!"

I glanced at Not-Pinepple's corpse. I looked back up at Pinepple, "I guess you're right."

"I am always right!" He growled. "Listen to me next time. You know what, nevermind. We're over!"

"No!" I gasped, tears streaming anew. "Pinepple, please! Give me another chance!"

"Chance?" He snapped. "After all you've done, you expect me to give you a chance?" He growled, his sharp teeth showing. I haven't realized until now how powerful he is.

"Noooooooooo!" I screamed as I fell into the abyss that happened to appear beneath me just then.

"So long, sucker," Pinepple sneered and stuck his tongue out at me.

All was dark. Like my soul.

I morphed into a wind chime and fell from the heavens unto earth.

I screamed but it was just the sound of wind chimes. 'Wait,' I thought. 'I can curse whatever i want and no one would tell!'

I had a sudden thought. "What if other wind chimes can understand me?" I glanced around and realized I had fallen into the realm of windchimes.

"Hello." They chimed in unison. This is creepy.
"F all of you!" I screamed.

(WHY IS THIS SO HILARIOUS)
"F yourself," they replied. The hair on the back of my neck prickled as they slowly advanced.

But i have no hair. I'm a windchime.
"@#$#R%$ you #%@^*^#@@# i'm gonna #%^!$%@#!@ Eat your chicken nuggerws you #@!@#%#%&%." I screamed.

"What the @#*!% are chicken nuggers?!" one of them screeched as it threw itself at me. How were they even moving? They were wind chimes for heaven's sake!