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(oh god i think I know what y'all are referring to 😭😭)

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busts in damn what are ya'll yapping about… anyway, do we have like a scribe or somethin? cause we need to record soupings and recipes and Tales of the SoupStick Champion.

so my dad made a chicken pot pie (its a delicious classic southern food thing MURRICA) and he jokingly said he didnt think I could eat it with chopsticks. I was thoroughly peeved at how amateur he thought I was a in my chopstick mastery, so I got mad and accepted the challenge that was not a challenge, as you do. I didnt eat it with chopsticks… I took fork handles, holding forks backwards on my hands, and ate more than one bite of the chicken pot pie with them. challenge accepted, and completed with ease😎 this isnt the first time ive done something like this, either. I wanted to eat some pineapple but I didnt want to bother with unreliable plastic fork tines. so I held a plastic knife and fork backwards an used them as chopsticks, and was rewarded with several statements of my apparent insanity😁
does anyone have a challenge for me? serious question. ill get photo proof if ya want👍

@Serenity88 group

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I walk a lonely road, theonly one that iii have e-ver known. dont know where it goes, but it's home to me and I walk alone…I walk alone I walk alone…I walk alone I walk – MY SHADDOWS THEONLYY ONE THAT WALKS BESIDE ME. MY SHAALLOW HEAAART'S THE ONLY THING THATS BEATING. SOME TIIIIMES I WISH SOMEONE OUT THERE WILL FIND ME. TIL THEN I WAAAALK ALONE

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@Serenity88 group

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Here you go, my fabulous bitches!!!
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