forum The Chicken Saga - Wars and Duels and Divine Retribution of Wrongs Delt Unto Us

Started March 23, 2023 by @False-andrew flash_on

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(And by soon I mean now, lol)
(Have fun, and don’t mess up the lore)
(Also, ima edit Ame’s sheet after this pft)

A long time ago, in a land far away, four kingdoms ruled the land.

The Empire of the Chancla, ruled by the mighty sorceress Pandora, was always known for its ability to win with brute force. The main weapons of its army are magic, and of course, chanclas. They had an alliance with the Empire of Cheesecake.

The Empire of Cheesecake was known for, well, its cheesecake. Ruled by Gabs, the Empress of Cheesecake, no other cheesecakes could top the ones that came from this kingdom. Nobody knows the secret recipe, and no one ever will… not that you’d need to know, as they would gladly give you their cheesecake. They had an alliance with the Empire of the Chancla.

The Primus de Pulvere Natus, better known as the Kingdom of Shadows, was a kingdom shrouded in mystery. Nobody truly knew much about the Primus de Pulvere Natus, other than its army seemed to have the ability to dodge death itself. Originally founded by Visio, its now ruled by the widow, Gemma. This kingdom has no alliances.

The Kingdom of the Chicken, ruled by none other than the mighty Chicken herself, was the first kingdom, and the strangest. Known for its chicken armies armed with lipstick tasers, every kingdom was against the Kingdom of the Chicken.

The kingdoms had a long, bloody, gruesome war. Not much is known of it to this day, as the leaders like to keep quiet and only talk amongst themselves and their closest companions of it. A few have strayed away from these groups, but still remain allies of the leaders. Now, the leaders and their companions are discussing how to rebuild their countries after the war, and who’s responsible for what damages. A few are lurking in the shadows, watching and not participating in the discussion.

Ame stood behind her mother, the Sorceress herself, as the leaders of the Kingdoms argued amongst themselves. Every single meeting was like this, and she was sick of it. But she had to be there, because not only was she Pandora’s daughter but she was also the general of her army. But that didn’t stop her from sneaking away once the arguing started.

The small ghost looked around, then crept away into the shadows while nobody was watching. She climbed up a nearby tree and sat on one of its branches, sighing. Every meeting was the same. The discussions started off civil, then someone would say something that ticked one of the leaders off, and it all descended to chaos from there.

She crossed her arms and leaned back against the tree trunk. Always the same, and yet she still had to be there. It was overwhelming.

Elijah didn’t take interest in whatever these guys were doing. Even if his mother was attempting to teach him the ways of the kingdom. Pfft who cared about that? He sure didn’t. He’d run it differently if he were ruler. That’s for sure. He’d keep the chaos and darkness of course…and his fathers formality. But he definitely wasn’t gonna be old school. Naw…he’d get more fire. More blades and definitely more blood. Yeah…more blood.

As Eli wandered through the forest, he managed to find a cozy little spot beneath a weeping willow. Perfect. He parted the low hanging vines and leaves and plopped down onto the soft moss beneath him. It was nice…like a natural bed. He then laid down on this soft bed and closed his eyes, reminiscing of his father calling him the name ‘Moss’. Not only was it for the pleasant natural bed, but it also meant ‘Savior’. He thought it was funny his father had told him he liked that name. Eli was no savior…he wasn’t even calm like the nature around him was. He was way more chaotic. Like a tsunami or a blazing forest fire. Sure he had his calm moments…but for the most part, he was a blazing ball of anger and furry.