@im-with-stoopid pets
(oh my god I have to go find the picture of the Waffle House mystery berries-)
(oh my god I have to go find the picture of the Waffle House mystery berries-)
Tseth: He walks up to the bush, plucking a berry and examining it in his hand. “Well, should I be the experiment?”
(wheezing)
Resh: He narrows his eyes and plucks a berry from the bush as well. “I’ll do it.”
Juni: “Oh dear…”
(Dies in notebook crashed on me 5 times)
(I have not yet found them- but I will)
(later)
Tseth: Well, that’s rude. Maybe I wanted to risk my life. “..Like someone didn’t already volunteer. Right then, go ahead.”
Alex: He sighs “This is a terrible idea.”
Salmook: yet again, general concern. he really doesn't want to lose Resh… or Tseth, he guesses. but do they really have any other options..? well they do, but do they have any less potentially poisonous options? no. he sits back, becoming tense all over.
Resh: He rolls his eyes and looks at Alex. “Well, would you rather risk starvation or poisoning?” Without waiting for a response, he eats the berry, crossing his arms. “Well, it tastes fine. That’s a good sign.”
Alex: He was about to respond, when Resh eats the berry. “…Well, great. And you didn’t immediately die.”
Tseth: He shrugs, and eats his own berry.
Parvus: He chitters at the group, seeming very proud of himself for finding them food. He continues eating his berry.
Resh: He stands there for a few minutes, then shrugs. “I don’t think it’s poisonous.”
Juni: She stands there, staring warily at the bush. She hasn’t touched any of the berries yet.
Salmook: he's just as apprehensive as Juni is. red is supposed to be a bad color. he can't bring himself to eat it, it's instinct at this point. but he would also like to not starve. "I'll… wait a little longer."
(Wimps)
(Die)
(Fine I’ll eat one of the berries)
(They won’t kill you?????)
Alex: He takes a few of the berries, staring at them for a moment before eating them.
Tseth: He looks at Juni and Salmook. “If you two prefer, hunting is still an option. I could find something.”
( 😂 )
Salmook: he looks pretty upset at both options, but fine. he reaches for a berry and eats it slowly. he coughs a little- it's sweeter than he'd expect, but it's… okay-ish.
(Tonight on Chaos: Man gaslights child into eating a berry that the child thinks is poisonous)
Juni: She narrows her eyes at the bush, then takes a berry and eats it. She has no visible reaction.
Parvus: He squawks and looks up at Tseth, flapping his wings slightly and trotting up to Tseth.
(noooooooo 😭)
Tseth: He crouches down to Parvus “What is it?”
(Aw I love those two)
(Yes)
Parvus: He squawks again and sprints into another bush. He reappears a few minutes later with a dead rabbit in his mouth, looking proud of himself.
Resh: “…Oh. The little fuck decided to kill something.”
Juni: She grabs a few more berries from the bush, silently eating them.
Salmook: Parvus is doing a really bad job at making him feel… y'know: safe. he sidles away from Parvus, half-heartedly chewing on the mystery-berries. maybe he'd rather starve after all. "Yikes."
Tseth: He watches Parvus come back to them with the dead rabbit. “Oh. Thanks.” He looks down at the dead rabbit, and back at Parvus. “…Is this because I mentioned hunting?”
Alex: He’s eating the berries, and looking down at Parvus. “Good for him.”
Parvus: He trots in a circle around Tseth, then looks up at him. It looks like he’s offering the rabbit to Tseth.
Resh: He looks at Parvus. “Can’t believe you made friends with that little fuck.”
Tseth: He takes the rabbit, and stands up. “Can’t believe you didn’t want to.” He examines the rabbit. It’s not too small. “Could probably cook this. If anyone wants a side of rabbit to go with their berries.”
Alex: “Better than letting it go to waste.”
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