forum Welcome to chaos, everyone 2: Electric Boogaloo. //REBOOT// Open bc literally only three people are active

Started May 13, 2023 by Deleted user

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Tseth: “Fair enough, I suppose.” He extends his metal hand to Parvus again. “Just because you’re cute doesn’t mean you get to bite me, Parvus.”

Parvus: scrabbles up Tseth’s arm to his shoulder, then hops up and curls up on his head

Resh: Chuckles “this thing likes to perch on people’s heads, I guess.”

Juni: Nudges Resh “You’re probably next-“

Resh: “No, the fuck I’m not-“

Tseth: Plucks Parvus off of his head “No.”

Parvus: Hisses at Tseth and bites his hand

Resh: “I don’t think it liked that.”

Tseth: Looks down as Parvus bites his hand, not really feeling anything “Well, no, but it’s not going to be allowed to sit in my hair-”

(imagining Parvus just biting metal in vain)

Resh: Smacks his chest in mock offense “Oh, no! How dare the little fuck sit in your hair? That’s a criminal offense!” Rolls his eyes “I know this may come as a shock, but I think you’ll survive if your hair gets a little messed up.”

Juni: sighs

Tseth: Glares at Resh “I know that, sunshine, but frankly I’d rather not redo it. Besides, you didn’t seem too happy at the thought of it sitting on yours.”

Alex: Internally dying “Why can’t you two resist arguing for 5 minutes?”

Salmook: nodding in agreement with Alex
"Resh and Tseth… uh- sirs? Being snappy isn't helping. So… so stop, maybe?"

Resh: Glares daggers at Tseth and throws his hood over his head “I’m just not too fond of the idea of this little fuck sitting on my head. It has nothing to do with my hair, and if you somehow haven’t noticed, I don’t care about it looking nice, nor do I have the time to make it behave. You, on the other hand, seem like you spend hours on a pointless hairstyle that, no offense, doesn’t even look that nice.”

Juni: Smacks Resh’s arm “Stop that!”

Resh: Looks at Juni and throws his arms up in a confused and annoyed gesture “What?”

Parvus: Casually runs off into the forest to do who knows what

Tseth: Wings flaring, clearly aggravated “Offense taken. My ‘pointless hairstyle’ does have a meaning, mind you. And I’m not idiotic enough to assume you didn’t want it on your head because you’re worried about your sorry excuse for a hairstyle, Resh.”

Alex: Annoyed “Listen to Salmook, please, for the sake of all our sanity-“

Resh: Growls and stands up “Listen here, you little—“

Juni: Stands up and shouts (which is most likely extremely surprising to just about everyone) “RESH!”

Resh: Looks at Juni, slightly wide-eyed “…Hello?”

Tseth: Looks at Juni, slightly surprised “…Well, then.”

Alex: Glaring at Tseth, and starts speaking to him in Dark Dragon “I know you don’t like him, but please try not to get into arguments with him. Being here is stressful enough, Tseth.”

Tseth: Responding in Dark Dragon “I… sorry. I’ll try, if it makes you happy. But if he isn’t willing, then I’m not sure.”

Juni: Looks at Tseth, her hands on her hips “Yeah, I can speak louder than a near whisper. Shocker, I know.” Narrows her eyes at Resh and speaks in a weird language that just sounds like a series of clicks and rattles

Resh: He sighs, then responds in the same language. He looks at Tseth and speaks regularly “…So. We should probably stop arguing.”

Juni: “Ya think?”

Salmook: relaxing, stands up "That would be nice, yes."

Alex: Are they speaking with those noises-

Tseth: How are they making guardian sounds if they aren’t krill “I believe it does, if you’re willing.”

Resh: “…Depends.”

Juni: Hurriedly “He means yes.”

Tseth: Looks at the two of them skeptically “Then I believe we have an agreement, Resh.” We’ll see how long that lasts.

Alex: Relieved sigh “Thank Megabird.“

Resh: “I suppose we do.” This won’t last long.

Juni: Rolls her eyes “Took you long enough.”

Resh: “Oh, stop that. You’re fine.”

Salmook: thinking, why exactly is Resh being such a pine needle? he supposes Resh just wants to go home, too
"Thank the daystar- you two finally aren't fighting… What're we going to do now?"